What keeps you from getting laid...
 

I know nothing will keep some people from having sex, and for me the only thing I could think of was explosive diarrhea.

Explosive diarhea... there has to be a story "buried" in there somewhere...

Delusional Ascetism.

2hp

Genetial warts

haha no doubt.. past experience :winkwink:

It's never happened to me, but I would have to guess that it would stop me in my tracks if it did.

The other thing I thought of is if it's her time of the month, sometimes I'd pass.

Diseases... thats really one thing in my mind...

I'm married :upsidedow

I'm too much of a gentleman...
WG

lol u wish

You obviously don't know me...
WG

Being dead might stop me.

duno, not enough courage i guess lol

the fear of STD, but I would fuck a clean girlfriend. :winkwink:

Work, work, and more work :(

Hahaha! I'm worried about that one catching up to me!

3 cats in the bed that constantly maul the wife and I all night.

my religion.

Just kidding.

My period. :(

leg cramps

std, period and yes explosive diarrhea too. :)

time..3 times a week for me isnt enough..its the only time i exercise!