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So this 5 year old walks in on her parents having sex... So this 5 year old walks in on her parents having sex...
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Old 05-13-2006, 11:40 PM   #1
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So this 5 year old walks in on her parents having sex...
And the mother sees her almost immediately, and ushers her out of the room...

After the parents get dressed in a hurry, the mother comes out to have a chat with her...

"Mommy and daddy love each other very much, and we do this because daddy's stomach is so large" she explains, "Mommy has to bounce on it to make sure it stays down."

The little girl shakes her head and says "That's gonna be hard to do, mom!"

"Why is that sweetie?" asks the mother.

And the little girl says, "Because the neighbor lady keeps coming over and blowing it back up!"




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Old 05-13-2006, 11:44 PM   #2
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Old 05-13-2006, 11:52 PM   #3
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rofl that's a good one!
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Old 05-14-2006, 12:35 AM   #4
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Old 05-14-2006, 12:45 AM   #7
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Not bad at all, sent that out to a few other people too...
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Old 05-14-2006, 01:26 AM   #9
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And the mother sees her almost immediately, and ushers her out of the room...

After the parents get dressed in a hurry, the mother comes out to have a chat with her...

"Mommy and daddy love each other very much, and we do this because daddy's stomach is so large" she explains, "Mommy has to bounce on it to make sure it stays down."

The little girl shakes her head and says "That's gonna be hard to do, mom!"

"Why is that sweetie?" asks the mother.

And the little girl says, "Because the neighbor lady keeps coming over and blowing it back up!"



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Old 05-14-2006, 01:55 AM   #11
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Old 05-14-2006, 04:13 AM   #14
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Buahahaha that was awesome !
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Old 05-14-2006, 04:16 AM   #15
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Old 05-14-2006, 04:40 AM   #16
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Old 05-14-2006, 08:44 AM   #21
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<laughz> i like that one. rock on!
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lmao, this one really is hilarious. thanks man!
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Mommy? Why does Daddy have two things down there?

What do you mean honey? Daddy only has one thing.

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