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luv$ 05-13-2006 11:40 PM

So this 5 year old walks in on her parents having sex...
 
And the mother sees her almost immediately, and ushers her out of the room...

After the parents get dressed in a hurry, the mother comes out to have a chat with her...

"Mommy and daddy love each other very much, and we do this because daddy's stomach is so large" she explains, "Mommy has to bounce on it to make sure it stays down."

The little girl shakes her head and says "That's gonna be hard to do, mom!"

"Why is that sweetie?" asks the mother.

And the little girl says, "Because the neighbor lady keeps coming over and blowing it back up!"




:upsidedow

martinsc 05-13-2006 11:44 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BoyAlley 05-13-2006 11:52 PM

rofl that's a good one! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

L0rdJuni0r 05-14-2006 12:35 AM

LMFAO :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DaddyHalbucks 05-14-2006 12:35 AM

Yipes. LOL.

EZRhino 05-14-2006 12:39 AM

nice one

Greg MissionD 05-14-2006 12:45 AM

Not bad at all, sent that out to a few other people too...
Thanks for the giggle

madawgz 05-14-2006 12:48 AM

:1orglaugh great joke :)

Mike_AWP 05-14-2006 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv$
And the mother sees her almost immediately, and ushers her out of the room...

After the parents get dressed in a hurry, the mother comes out to have a chat with her...

"Mommy and daddy love each other very much, and we do this because daddy's stomach is so large" she explains, "Mommy has to bounce on it to make sure it stays down."

The little girl shakes her head and says "That's gonna be hard to do, mom!"

"Why is that sweetie?" asks the mother.

And the little girl says, "Because the neighbor lady keeps coming over and blowing it back up!"




:upsidedow




:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CaptainWolfy 05-14-2006 01:32 AM

hahaha lol thats very funny

xclusive 05-14-2006 01:55 AM

lol that's a good one

Fucked Beyond Repair 05-14-2006 03:38 AM

Great! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Scott McD 05-14-2006 03:47 AM

Mwahahaha !!!!! :1orglaugh

tyler. 05-14-2006 04:13 AM

Buahahaha :1orglaugh that was awesome !

ffmihai 05-14-2006 04:16 AM

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha thats a great one thanks!

Ladis 05-14-2006 04:40 AM

thats a good one :)

Choppa 05-14-2006 05:53 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CyberHustler 05-14-2006 05:57 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Rebecca Love 05-14-2006 06:06 AM

hahahah:1orglaugh

GlamourGirlContent 05-14-2006 07:39 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
that's a good one!!!!!!!!

gangbangjoe 05-14-2006 08:44 AM

soooooooooo fucking ouch :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 05-14-2006 08:45 AM

Lol... that was just great!

eMonk 05-14-2006 08:52 AM

<laughz> i like that one. rock on!

m4st0r 05-14-2006 08:55 AM

rofl thats nice ...

Manowar 05-14-2006 08:58 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

gooddomains 05-14-2006 10:37 PM

fucking funny

Pete-KT 05-14-2006 10:38 PM

oldie but goodie

iWeb_Allan 05-14-2006 10:43 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Thanks for the laugh

JayLogic 05-15-2006 02:13 AM

LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lagwagon 05-15-2006 03:04 AM

hahahah nice.

reynold 05-15-2006 03:52 AM

lmao, this one really is hilarious. thanks man!

cranki 05-15-2006 03:55 AM

hahahhahaaaa :thumbsup

Abithefiend 05-15-2006 04:10 AM

Hahahahahhahah that's great!

gecko 05-15-2006 04:34 AM

bahahha...

WiredGuy 05-15-2006 04:46 AM

hahah, that was awesome :)
WG

arial 05-15-2006 05:01 AM

Nice 5678

hova 05-15-2006 05:07 AM

that's funny

Wiggles 05-15-2006 06:12 AM

old one but a classic!

luv$ 05-15-2006 01:14 PM

Bump for some giggles :p

Deej 05-15-2006 01:18 PM

Quality :thumbsup

xNetworx 05-15-2006 01:20 PM

Mommy? Why does Daddy have two things down there?

What do you mean honey? Daddy only has one thing.

No he has two things! The little one he uses to pee and the big one he brushes the baby sitter's teeth with.

CherryLipsRosa 05-15-2006 01:24 PM

hahahaha good one

Gambit 05-15-2006 01:39 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup


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