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Dirty F · 05-14-2006, 09:24 AM

The post dude accidentally dropped it in our mailbox. So it's not for me. Anyway, it's pretty interesting to read:

(written on a postcard)

You got the wrong eyes.
We double checked.
Your living god knows where i lieve, so let him bring the cheque of $153,500 within 24 hours after you received this card.
Saint Peter rang my bell and according to my brother Jesus i feel nothing when i die.
2 years to go.

JJ

Sorry i one from upstairs.

After the money it's goodbye.

CyberHustler · 05-14-2006, 09:27 AM

wtf..........

Screaming · 05-14-2006, 09:28 AM

the eagle has big fluffy wings

the anteater has got home

chicken wings are the future.

gangbangjoe · 05-14-2006, 09:28 AM

there is an assasin coming for you 2nd day in june

DBS.US · 05-14-2006, 09:28 AM

Lock your doors

If you notice that someone is tweaking, be careful how you handle the situation. Keep in mind these six safety tips for approaching a tweaker:

1. Keep your distance. Coming too close can be perceived as threatening.

2. No bright lights. The tweaker is paranoid and bright lights may cause them to react violently.

3. Slow your speech, lower your voice.

4. Slow your movements. The tweaker is paranoid and may misunderstand your movements.

5. Keep your hands visible, or they may feel threatened and become violent.

6. Keep the tweaker talking. A tweaker who falls silent can be extremely dangerous. Silence often means that his paranoid thoughts have taken over reality, and anyone present can become part of the tweaker's paranoid delusions.

RogerV10 · 05-14-2006, 09:46 AM

So it was an accident, maybe give it to your neighbhor and see whats up.

Babaganoosh · 05-14-2006, 09:49 AM

You are not ready. Cake can be for breakfast. I wait with great impatience for your reply. I make you a great wealth.

Elli · 05-14-2006, 09:51 AM

So he thinks God is going to pay him $153k for sending you the card? What happens when God doesn't pay up?

madawgz · 05-14-2006, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US

Lock your doors

If you notice that someone is tweaking, be careful how you handle the situation. Keep in mind these six safety tips for approaching a tweaker:

1. Keep your distance. Coming too close can be perceived as threatening.

2. No bright lights. The tweaker is paranoid and bright lights may cause them to react violently.

3. Slow your speech, lower your voice.

4. Slow your movements. The tweaker is paranoid and may misunderstand your movements.

5. Keep your hands visible, or they may feel threatened and become violent.

6. Keep the tweaker talking. A tweaker who falls silent can be extremely dangerous. Silence often means that his paranoid thoughts have taken over reality, and anyone present can become part of the tweaker's paranoid delusions.

great tips

05-14-2006, 09:24 AM	#1
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Read this shit and explain it to me The post dude accidentally dropped it in our mailbox. So it's not for me. Anyway, it's pretty interesting to read: (written on a postcard) You got the wrong eyes. We double checked. Your living god knows where i lieve, so let him bring the cheque of $153,500 within 24 hours after you received this card. Saint Peter rang my bell and according to my brother Jesus i feel nothing when i die. 2 years to go. JJ Sorry i one from upstairs. After the money it's goodbye.

05-14-2006, 09:28 AM	#3
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05-14-2006, 09:46 AM	#6
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05-14-2006, 09:27 AM	#2
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05-14-2006, 09:49 AM	#7
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05-14-2006, 09:51 AM	#8
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	So he thinks God is going to pay him $153k for sending you the card? What happens when God doesn't pay up? __________________ email: [email protected]