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  • Dirty F
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2001
    • 59204

    #1

    Read this shit and explain it to me

    The post dude accidentally dropped it in our mailbox. So it's not for me. Anyway, it's pretty interesting to read:

    (written on a postcard)

    You got the wrong eyes.
    We double checked.
    Your living god knows where i lieve, so let him bring the cheque of $153,500 within 24 hours after you received this card.
    Saint Peter rang my bell and according to my brother Jesus i feel nothing when i die.
    2 years to go.

    JJ

    Sorry i one from upstairs.

    After the money it's goodbye.
  • CyberHustler
    Masterbaiter
    • Feb 2006
    • 28750

    #2
    wtf..........
    “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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    • Screaming
      I can change this!!!!!
      • Feb 2004
      • 18972

      #3
      the eagle has big fluffy wings

      the anteater has got home

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      • gangbangjoe
        Ronin
        • May 2004
        • 17693

        #4
        there is an assasin coming for you 2nd day in june

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        • DBS.US
          Geo Cities
          • Aug 2003
          • 11843

          #5
          Lock your doors



          If you notice that someone is tweaking, be careful how you handle the situation. Keep in mind these six safety tips for approaching a tweaker:

          1. Keep your distance. Coming too close can be perceived as threatening.

          2. No bright lights. The tweaker is paranoid and bright lights may cause them to react violently.

          3. Slow your speech, lower your voice.

          4. Slow your movements. The tweaker is paranoid and may misunderstand your movements.

          5. Keep your hands visible, or they may feel threatened and become violent.

          6. Keep the tweaker talking. A tweaker who falls silent can be extremely dangerous. Silence often means that his paranoid thoughts have taken over reality, and anyone present can become part of the tweaker's paranoid delusions.
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          • RogerV10
            Confirmed User
            • May 2006
            • 1000

            #6
            So it was an accident, maybe give it to your neighbhor and see whats up.

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            • Babaganoosh
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              • Nov 2001
              • 15841

              #7
              You are not ready. Cake can be for breakfast. I wait with great impatience for your reply. I make you a great wealth.
              I like pie.

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              • Elli
                Reach for those stars!
                • Apr 2003
                • 17991

                #8
                So he thinks God is going to pay him $153k for sending you the card? What happens when God doesn't pay up?
                email: [email protected]

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                • madawgz
                  8.8.8.8
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 30509

                  #9
                  Originally posted by DBS.US
                  Lock your doors



                  If you notice that someone is tweaking, be careful how you handle the situation. Keep in mind these six safety tips for approaching a tweaker:

                  1. Keep your distance. Coming too close can be perceived as threatening.

                  2. No bright lights. The tweaker is paranoid and bright lights may cause them to react violently.

                  3. Slow your speech, lower your voice.

                  4. Slow your movements. The tweaker is paranoid and may misunderstand your movements.

                  5. Keep your hands visible, or they may feel threatened and become violent.

                  6. Keep the tweaker talking. A tweaker who falls silent can be extremely dangerous. Silence often means that his paranoid thoughts have taken over reality, and anyone present can become part of the tweaker's paranoid delusions.
                  great tips
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