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RayBonga · 05-12-2006, 11:01 AM

"Tim Patch is a Brisbane artist who unveiled his new portraits of Kim Beazley and John Howard at Perth's Sexpo yesterday. Believe it or not, he painted both of these portraits with his penis!"

http://www.triplej.net.au/topshelf/gallery/default.htm

dv2 · 05-12-2006, 11:14 AM

what's wrong with people?

RRRED · 05-12-2006, 11:16 AM

That's awesome!!! What does he charge?

martinsc · 05-12-2006, 11:16 AM

damn, people are fucked up!

Deej · 05-12-2006, 11:16 AM

Link isnt working for me

are there any pictures....

of the paintings, not his penis

ssp · 05-12-2006, 11:28 AM

XxXotic · 05-12-2006, 11:29 AM

what is wrong with the world

majorbitch · 05-12-2006, 11:47 AM

No way.. maybe that's just a publicity stunt or something!

That's so gross.. lol.

CyberHustler · 05-12-2006, 11:48 AM

good for him...

NoWhErE · 05-12-2006, 11:49 AM

Can you imagine the chaffing?????

Skillz Unlimited · 05-12-2006, 11:49 AM

Why?

I'm not buying a painting that has had another mans penis all over it. That's just gay.

NoWhErE · 05-12-2006, 11:49 AM

Oh, and what the hell is up with Aussies and their obsession with their penises?

First its Puppetry of the Penis, and now this

Jill_J · 05-12-2006, 12:39 PM

I don't believe that...

wdsguy · 05-12-2006, 12:49 PM

does he finish it off with a facial?

minusonebit · 05-12-2006, 01:42 PM

Thats fucked up.

mardigras · 05-12-2006, 02:16 PM

Talk about your cocky artist

Ladis · 05-12-2006, 02:19 PM

this is weird

Fizzgig · 05-12-2006, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras

Talk about your cocky artist

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwe!

D · 05-12-2006, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras

Talk about your cocky artist

What a way to make a political statement, eh?

Bit homoerotic maybe... but hell... not many can say they've waved their cock in the face of their Prime Minister?

Drake · 05-12-2006, 02:47 PM

Before shipping you have to get the paintings tested for VD

elitetec · 05-12-2006, 03:20 PM

I'm not buying a painting that has had another mans penis all over it

JayLogic · 05-12-2006, 04:25 PM

brrrrr....

Hollywood Horwitz · 05-12-2006, 04:45 PM

thats a painting that would have signs that said "dont touch" and you would listen!

soulboy · 05-12-2006, 05:01 PM

thatis sexart

Miguel T · 05-12-2006, 05:05 PM

OMG... that is crazy!

georgeyw · 05-12-2006, 09:15 PM

lmao! hope he's using waterbased paint!

sniperwolf · 05-12-2006, 10:10 PM

that's too much..lol

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-12-2006, 10:12 PM

that looks like beavis from beavis and butthead

Spunky · 05-12-2006, 10:15 PM

Quite the amazing talent

facialfreak · 05-12-2006, 10:17 PM

I agree ... this is merely a publicity stunt much akin to the "The Freakin Brothers"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lago_OMz05U

Vitasoy · 05-13-2006, 05:28 AM

Lol... pretty wild idea though

topnotchxxx · 05-13-2006, 05:32 AM

This is just weird.. I think there is definitely better ways of utilizing his penis..

gecko · 05-13-2006, 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topnotchxxx

This is just weird.. I think there is definitely better ways of utilizing his penis..

haha no kidding

dave_w · 05-13-2006, 07:06 AM

i imagine that would be pretty "hard"

Th!nk · 05-13-2006, 08:25 AM

oh wow that's once good skills he got there..

05-12-2006, 11:01 AM	#1
RayBonga too cool for highschool Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: East side, West side, Worldwide! Posts: 12,164	Man Paints Paintings of People with his Penis "Tim Patch is a Brisbane artist who unveiled his new portraits of Kim Beazley and John Howard at Perth's Sexpo yesterday. Believe it or not, he painted both of these portraits with his penis!" http://www.triplej.net.au/topshelf/gallery/default.htm

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