Man Paints Paintings of People with his Penis

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  • RayBonga
    too cool for highschool
    • Nov 2005
    • 12164

    #1

    Man Paints Paintings of People with his Penis

    "Tim Patch is a Brisbane artist who unveiled his new portraits of Kim Beazley and John Howard at Perth's Sexpo yesterday. Believe it or not, he painted both of these portraits with his penis!"

    http://www.triplej.net.au/topshelf/gallery/default.htm
  • dv2
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2004
    • 286

    #2
    what's wrong with people?

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    • RRRED
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      • Jan 2001
      • 6754

      #3
      That's awesome!!! What does he charge?

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      • martinsc
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        • Jun 2005
        • 27047

        #4
        damn, people are fucked up!
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        • Deej
          I make pixels work
          • Jun 2005
          • 24386

          #5
          Link isnt working for me

          are there any pictures....

          of the paintings, not his penis

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          • ssp
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            • Jan 2005
            • 7990

            #6

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            • XxXotic
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              • Jun 2002
              • 8500

              #7
              what is wrong with the world
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              • majorbitch
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                • Mar 2006
                • 708

                #8
                No way.. maybe that's just a publicity stunt or something!

                That's so gross.. lol.

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                • CyberHustler
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                  • Feb 2006
                  • 28750

                  #9
                  good for him...
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                  • NoWhErE
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                    • Sep 2005
                    • 10583

                    #10
                    Can you imagine the chaffing?????
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                    • Skillz Unlimited
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                      • Aug 2004
                      • 1541

                      #11
                      Why?

                      I'm not buying a painting that has had another mans penis all over it. That's just gay.

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                      • NoWhErE
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Sep 2005
                        • 10583

                        #12
                        Oh, and what the hell is up with Aussies and their obsession with their penises?

                        First its Puppetry of the Penis, and now this
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                        • Jill_J
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                          • May 2004
                          • 3599

                          #13
                          I don't believe that...

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                          • wdsguy
                            Ryde or Die
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 19568

                            #14
                            does he finish it off with a facial?

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                            • minusonebit
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 7391

                              #15
                              Thats fucked up.

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                              • mardigras
                                Bon temps!
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 14194

                                #16
                                Talk about your cocky artist
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                                • Ladis
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                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 430

                                  #17
                                  this is weird
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                                  • Fizzgig
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                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 9649

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by mardigras
                                    Talk about your cocky artist

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                                    • D
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                                      • Jan 2006
                                      • 7412

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by mardigras
                                      Talk about your cocky artist


                                      What a way to make a political statement, eh?

                                      Bit homoerotic maybe... but hell... not many can say they've waved their cock in the face of their Prime Minister?
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                                      • Drake
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                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 12508

                                        #20
                                        Before shipping you have to get the paintings tested for VD

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                                        • elitetec
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                                          • Sep 2005
                                          • 4944

                                          #21
                                          I'm not buying a painting that has had another mans penis all over it



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                                          • JayLogic
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                                            • May 2006
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                                            #22
                                            brrrrr....
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                                            • Hollywood Horwitz
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                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 4357

                                              #23
                                              thats a painting that would have signs that said "dont touch" and you would listen!
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                                              • soulboy
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                                                • Apr 2004
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                                                #24
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                                                • Miguel T
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                                                  • May 2005
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                                                  #25
                                                  OMG... that is crazy!

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                                                  • georgeyw
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                                                    • Jul 2005
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                                                    #26
                                                    lmao! hope he's using waterbased paint!
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                                                    • sniperwolf
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                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                      • 17743

                                                      #27
                                                      that's too much..lol
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                                                        #28


                                                        that looks like beavis from beavis and butthead

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                                                        • Spunky
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                                                          • Jun 2002
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                                                          #29
                                                          Quite the amazing talent

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                                                          • facialfreak
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                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                            • 3018

                                                            #30
                                                            I agree ... this is merely a publicity stunt much akin to the "The Freakin Brothers"

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                                                            • Vitasoy
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                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                              • 58202

                                                              #31
                                                              Lol... pretty wild idea though


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                                                              • topnotchxxx
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                                                                • Mar 2006
                                                                • 207

                                                                #32
                                                                This is just weird.. I think there is definitely better ways of utilizing his penis..

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                                                                • gecko
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                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                  • 21846

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by topnotchxxx
                                                                  This is just weird.. I think there is definitely better ways of utilizing his penis..
                                                                  haha no kidding
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                                                                  • dave_w
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                                                                    • Dec 2005
                                                                    • 247

                                                                    #34
                                                                    i imagine that would be pretty "hard"

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                                                                    • Th!nk
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                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                      • 6996

                                                                      #35
                                                                      oh wow that's once good skills he got there..

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