Price of rack: Zero dollars.
Price of clothes pins: thirty two cents.
Price of bondage equipment: sixty dollars.
Having your tiny shaved cock shown all over the internet and only keeping your dignity intact due to a mask: Priceless.

"Thank-you for calling fleshlight customer service ... I can't take your call right now ....................... "

hey ma, can you get the keys for this thing. i cant stand on my toes any longer.

My nuts itch

"Jesus Christ, I wish I hadn't had that second cup of coffee."

"I knew I should have read the fine print on the brochure"

:1orglaugh Nice :1orglaugh

"At least I use it more than my BowFlex."

How did I get here?

"No guys, I meant we should *all* go out for Chinese. Guys? ... guys?"

50...........

How can someone be so fucking SICK, to feel pleasure in that position?

Damn, those BDSM guys are really sickos. Just wonder if they had a normal childhood.

I thin someone changed the script configuration, and the 50th post is still in first page. :)

why don't you tell us? So far your the only one who has said it looks like he is feeling pleasure. Next you'll tell us you hate faggots. :1orglaugh

well, I assumed someone who works in this biz would know that already. Or are you just a surfer? :1orglaugh

Those guys always say they feel pleasure through sexual pain. Do I need to say more?

"So this is the substantial penalty for early withdrawl..."

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
So basically you are saying that you are a surfer. Way to own yourself.

Need I say more?

It's better than being a fluffer

What? LOL, I think you are not coordinating your responses with my posts.. Read it again dude.

However my guess is that you are on of those guys who get pleasure trough sexual pain, and with two female bodybuilders in leather spanking your ass :1orglaugh

Otherwise you would never react to my post :1orglaugh

Back to my question..

I wonder if those guys who enjoy sexual pain, got an abnormal childhood.

michael jackson just called, said get your gimp ass back in the box...

wow.. that looks pretty painful man...

looks painful :1orglaugh

Obviously you are too dense to even know what you are talking about...

Let me break it down for your stupid ass...

Try to stay with me now, first you ask, and I quote "How can someone be so fucking SICK, to feel pleasure in that position?"

Then you say, again, try to keep up, "well, I assumed someone who works in this biz would know that already. Or are you just a surfer?"

So, basically you are saying a person who doesn't know the answer to the question you were asking, must be a surfer.... therefore making you a surfer because you asked the fucking question you stupid fucking idiot.

Get it now? or do I need to draw you pictures?

And while I am commenting on your utter stupidity.... that is not a question, that is a statement. Learn grammar, then maybe we can talk. :thumbsup

Damn.. I can't see myself ever doing that

Amazing.

In those two short statements, you've managed to reveal yourself as one of the ignorant masses who - because they don't understand the whole concept of bdsm and the idea of power exchange...labels the practitioners as "sickos".

This same generalizing and lack of understanding is what fuels the opponents of ALL porn (not just fetish/kink/niche).

You definitely come across with a surfer mentality lacking an understanding of the basics.

Yeah, please say more. Enlighten us.

You're saying you spend a lot of time talking to "those guys"?

Why's that?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ROTFL!

The same might be asked of anyone who's in the porn industry.

Did you ever stop to think that the person in the photo is simply a paid model - acting a role for the camera?

Would it surprise you to learn the model led a VERY normal childhood, is married with children - and is in all respects rather well-adjusted?

Your narrow-minded interpretation based on a simple photo denotes your ignorance of a lot of things about the industry.

But that's okay...we rely on surfers - you're an integral part of the equation.

Can you say ouch?

"joey...joey...joey? I shoulda known he wasnt gay."

Well put.

It's important to keep in mind that porn is a BUSINESS.

"Release the flesh eating lizard"

:1orglaugh

Thank you, for a second I thougth I was the only one who thought this guys was a bit off in his thinking.

I had an interaction with a model who didn't like the subject/content of my photos and she sent me a rant-filled email that asked in the end she couldn't understand why the models posed for me.

I sent her a three word response "I pay them."

Okey, I understand. :)

Maybe it's a cultural difference. I could not believe they make this just for money.

Are you from USA? People are probably more liberal there about sex, I don't know.

It's very hard to understand, even though I work in this biz since 2002. But always worked with the normal stuff.

Sorry if my post was a little rude man ;) but i could not understand the first time i saw the photo lol

Cheers. :winkwink:

"are you sure this is the right treatment for penis enlargement?"

:1orglaugh