Do you think Jesus will ever come back? - GoFuckYourself.com

cranki · 05-12-2006, 10:05 AM

who is this jesus you are talking about?

Dirty F · 05-12-2006, 10:05 AM

the real magoo · 05-12-2006, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by cranki

who is this jesus you are talking about?

He runs the local 7 -eleven
But I think the spelling is wrong. It should be Jezus, or something like that..

majorbitch · 05-12-2006, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

that's horrible!

Dirty F · 05-12-2006, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by majorbitch

that's horrible!

I bought it.

Grapesoda · 05-12-2006, 10:52 AM

you mean he left?

Fresh · 05-12-2006, 10:54 AM

jesus comes back all the time. We rotate doobies on weekends.

WWC-Pajio · 05-12-2006, 10:56 AM

....I think you should ask this Q when he leave!!

Fetish Gimp · 05-12-2006, 10:59 AM

I'm not holding my breath.

Donny · 05-12-2006, 11:01 AM

Hell yeah. You deport him, he comes back swimming. You deport him again, he comes back in the back of a truck. You deport him again, maybe he tries hiding inside a private airplane.

Jesus will ALWAYS come back... and bring all his cousins with him if he can! Then he'll take the day off work to protest not receiving citizenship.

Drake · 05-12-2006, 11:05 AM

Is Jesus the only person in scriptures that is supposed to return? How about Mohammed? Is he coming back too?

CaptainWolfy · 05-12-2006, 11:13 AM

no..............

GatorB · 05-12-2006, 11:15 AM

No because he's DEAD.

Thomas1007 · 05-12-2006, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

LMFAO

and to answer the question, NO he wont be coming back.

pinkz · 05-12-2006, 11:20 AM

after jebus was re erected theres no mention in the bible of him going again
so he's still here and viewing your porn!

Yst · 05-12-2006, 11:33 AM

If he does, the Jesus themed content niche is going to explode.

That really should be a joke, but a friend of mine did briefly run jesus-fetish.com (no longer exists).

OMG Jim · 05-12-2006, 11:34 AM

HE NEVER LEFT! HE'S STILL IN YOUR HEAD!

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minusonebit · 05-12-2006, 12:55 PM

I could easily spend thousands of dollars at tshirthell.com.

Jesus never existed in the first place. Christianity is a scam.

madawgz · 05-12-2006, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

right on!

Nylz · 05-12-2006, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

I bought it.

I've got it too.. LOL

and this one:

Cash · 05-12-2006, 11:05 PM

The question is: will anyone believe him unless he's doing unexplainable miracles?

soulboy · 05-12-2006, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit

I could easily spend thousands of dollars at tshirthell.com.

Jesus never existed in the first place. Christianity is a scam.

Then should be the biggest one in all the time

E$_manager · 05-13-2006, 08:46 AM

jesus will not come back.
His is a historic person who died (no matter how).

Brujah · 05-13-2006, 08:56 AM

He came back.. but we shot him down.

x3guide · 05-13-2006, 08:57 AM

Bush = Jesus .. what more does the man need to do to prove that. Ban porn?

dakota1358 · 05-13-2006, 10:10 AM

He better come back my grass is getting awful high

D · 05-13-2006, 10:30 AM

But, I don't even believe in Jebus!

Redrob · 05-13-2006, 10:41 AM

Who says he ever left? I hear his name used constantly...for good and bad.

ChargebackJoe · 05-13-2006, 10:42 AM

The only thing that comes back is the charge

SilentKnight · 05-13-2006, 10:51 AM

If/when he comes back - I'll be sure to thank him for promoting the whole bondage/crucifixion fetish. It really caught on big time after he hung out.

69pornlinks · 05-13-2006, 10:55 AM

Was he ever 'HERE'? that';s the question

BoyAlley · 05-13-2006, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Brujah

He came back.. but we shot him down.

Poor Jesus......

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