Do you think Jesus will ever come back?
 

who is this jesus you are talking about?

He runs the local 7 -eleven
But I think the spelling is wrong. It should be Jezus, or something like that..

that's horrible! :Oh crap :Oh crap

I bought it.

you mean he left?

jesus comes back all the time. We rotate doobies on weekends.

....I think you should ask this Q when he leave!!

I'm not holding my breath.

Hell yeah. You deport him, he comes back swimming. You deport him again, he comes back in the back of a truck. You deport him again, maybe he tries hiding inside a private airplane.

Jesus will ALWAYS come back... and bring all his cousins with him if he can! Then he'll take the day off work to protest not receiving citizenship.

Is Jesus the only person in scriptures that is supposed to return? How about Mohammed? Is he coming back too?

no..............

No because he's DEAD.

LMFAO :1orglaugh
and to answer the question, NO he wont be coming back.
:helpme

after jebus was re erected theres no mention in the bible of him going again
so he's still here and viewing your porn!

If he does, the Jesus themed content niche is going to explode.

That really should be a joke, but a friend of mine did briefly run jesus-fetish.com (no longer exists).

HE NEVER LEFT! HE'S STILL IN YOUR HEAD!


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I could easily spend thousands of dollars at tshirthell.com.

Jesus never existed in the first place. Christianity is a scam.

right on! :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I've got it too.. LOL

and this one:

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a127/a127.gif

The question is: will anyone believe him unless he's doing unexplainable miracles?

Then should be the biggest one in all the time

jesus will not come back.
His is a historic person who died (no matter how).

He came back.. but we shot him down.

http://www.gryp.fsnet.co.uk/roswell.jpg

Bush = Jesus .. what more does the man need to do to prove that. Ban porn?

He better come back my grass is getting awful high

But, I don't even believe in Jebus!

Who says he ever left? I hear his name used constantly...for good and bad.

The only thing that comes back is the charge

If/when he comes back - I'll be sure to thank him for promoting the whole bondage/crucifixion fetish. It really caught on big time after he hung out. :thumbsup

Was he ever 'HERE'? that';s the question