999-day cookie! WTF! - GoFuckYourself.com

2HousePlague · 05-10-2006, 02:23 AM

Just joined this new program, got this email:

"You're earning a generous 20% commission on your referred sales. We also have our return days set at 999, so you're sure to get credit even when your referrals come directly to our site in the future...more

That CAN'T be right. Can it --

2hp

BusterBunny · 05-10-2006, 02:34 AM

madawgz · 05-10-2006, 02:36 AM

sure why not, isnt that a good thing?

More Booze · 05-10-2006, 02:38 AM

? Sounds fine to me

BusterBunny · 05-10-2006, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

sure why not, isnt that a good thing?

not as good as canned wine you need no corkscrew...

Pornwolf · 05-10-2006, 02:44 AM

Is that cookie overwritten when another affilliate snags that surfer? If so cool, if not

vantage · 05-10-2006, 02:44 AM

http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc2965

teksonline · 05-10-2006, 02:48 AM

999 days lol why not just set the do not expire flag..

who cares anyhow, everyone runs their ad-aware daily cookies are zapped within 24 hours

GatorB · 05-10-2006, 03:12 AM

Going to suck if the surfer has cookies turned off or cleans his cookies out.

woj · 05-10-2006, 03:36 AM

seems fine to me, not sure what you are refering to...

05-10-2006, 03:46 AM

<?php setcookie("999daycookie", "for99dayswow", time()+360*24*999); ?>

^^ 999 day cookie

2HousePlague · 05-10-2006, 04:02 AM

Oh, the humanity. (Thanks for the edumafication!)

2hp

BusterBunny · 05-10-2006, 04:06 AM

2HousePlague · 05-10-2006, 04:08 AM

[secretly, i wish i could start intelligent threads like i once did -- ]

2hp

BusterBunny · 05-10-2006, 04:14 AM

when all else fails post boobs or title a post would you hit it and you can't go wrong

2HousePlague · 05-10-2006, 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

when all else fails post boobs or title a post would you hit it and you can't go wrong

I'm afraid to forsake previously held standards. I guess I am sorta inna a GFY identity crisis right now. That week of posting only pix musta made something snap, and now I can't go back and I don't know what's next. I really understand the value of a fake-nick now, believe me. Thank god, I'll be on a long flight in a few hours. Thanks, Buster. You're a kind fellow.

2hp

05-10-2006, 02:23 AM	#1
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	999-day cookie! WTF! Just joined this new program, got this email: "You're earning a generous 20% commission on your referred sales. We also have our return days set at 999, so you're sure to get credit even when your referrals come directly to our site in the future...more That CAN'T be right. Can it -- 2hp __________________ tada!

05-10-2006, 02:34 AM	#2
BusterBunny perverted justice decoy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: unborn still in the womb connected via blackberry Posts: 19,291	__________________ my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

05-10-2006, 02:36 AM	#3
madawgz 8.8.8.8 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Noordermarkt Posts: 30,509	sure why not, isnt that a good thing? __________________ TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

05-10-2006, 02:44 AM	#6
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Is that cookie overwritten when another affilliate snags that surfer? If so cool, if not __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

05-10-2006, 02:44 AM	#7
vantage Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: BERLIN :: GERMANY Posts: 214	http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc2965 __________________

05-10-2006, 02:38 AM	#4
More Booze Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 5,116	? Sounds fine to me

05-10-2006, 02:48 AM	#8
teksonline So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: At My Desk Posts: 2,904	999 days lol why not just set the do not expire flag.. who cares anyhow, everyone runs their ad-aware daily cookies are zapped within 24 hours

05-10-2006, 03:12 AM	#9
GatorB The Demon & 12clicks Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: SallyRand is a FAGGOT Posts: 18,208	Going to suck if the surfer has cookies turned off or cleans his cookies out.

05-10-2006, 03:36 AM	#10
woj <&(©¿©)&> Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 47,882	seems fine to me, not sure what you are refering to... __________________ Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000 Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

05-10-2006, 03:46 AM	#11
Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE Guest Posts: n/a	<?php setcookie("999daycookie", "for99dayswow", time()+36024999); ?> ^^ 999 day cookie

05-10-2006, 04:02 AM	#12
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	Oh, the humanity. (Thanks for the edumafication!) 2hp __________________ tada!

05-10-2006, 04:06 AM	#13
BusterBunny perverted justice decoy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: unborn still in the womb connected via blackberry Posts: 19,291	__________________ my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

05-10-2006, 04:08 AM	#14
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	[secretly, i wish i could start intelligent threads like i once did -- ] 2hp __________________ tada!

05-10-2006, 04:14 AM	#15
BusterBunny perverted justice decoy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: unborn still in the womb connected via blackberry Posts: 19,291	when all else fails post boobs or title a post would you hit it and you can't go wrong __________________ my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died