Intentionally making people rear-end me? - GoFuckYourself.com

The Duck · 05-09-2006, 10:57 PM

every day on my way home from school, i come to an intersection that looks something like this... http://tinyurl.com/gzxyn
basically, these soccer moms and people whos existence is consumed with their cell phone conversation are to fucking ignorant to understand the importance of using turn signals correctly (which is way way more important than obeying the speed limit or anything like that). i've come within 10 feet of being broadsided at the drivers side door fullsize SUVs going 35mph+ because of this.

now needless to say, this really pisses me off and i'd like to make an example outa some people. what i was thinking, was go to this specialty metal shop i know of, and have them weld some heavy duty mounts that i'd design to attach to the strongest points on the rear of the frame of my car, to a piece of high pressure steel pipe. they sell a 5" diameter version of the pipe i used to build a blackpowder cannon, so i feel that its sufficient. i'd have it protrude far enough that it'd stop a car atleast the size of mine (blazer 4door) before the crumpling of the body allowed any of it to damage the body of mine.

now, the legality aspect of it. i know that in a cut and dry by-the-book world, this would be perfectly legal and i'd walk away every time snickering about how some bitch got the front of her car demolished cause of her own ignorance, but can a cop look at the situation of me pulling out at the worst possible time, with a heavy steel pipe bolted to the back of my car, and say, you did this intentionally so the blame is on you?

WarChild · 05-09-2006, 11:05 PM

No need to be a traffic tool, skippy. It's not your job to police the road, so how about you don't weld metal anything to your car, and you don't post stupid shit like this anymore.

Thanks.

Babaganoosh · 05-09-2006, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

No need to be a traffic tool, skippy. It's not your job to police the road, so how about you don't weld metal anything to your car, and you don't post stupid shit like this anymore.

Thanks.

Sparks · 05-09-2006, 11:10 PM

lol I gotta say the title of this thread really made me laugh...

L-Pink · 05-09-2006, 11:20 PM

Thread was to long, I'll just respond to the title.

homo .....

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Enema · 05-10-2006, 04:58 AM

I would like to commission you to do some art-work for my home.

Hit me up.

05-09-2006, 10:57 PM	#1
The Duck Adult Content Provider Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: Europe Posts: 18,243	Intentionally making people rear-end me? every day on my way home from school, i come to an intersection that looks something like this... http://tinyurl.com/gzxyn basically, these soccer moms and people whos existence is consumed with their cell phone conversation are to fucking ignorant to understand the importance of using turn signals correctly (which is way way more important than obeying the speed limit or anything like that). i've come within 10 feet of being broadsided at the drivers side door fullsize SUVs going 35mph+ because of this. now needless to say, this really pisses me off and i'd like to make an example outa some people. what i was thinking, was go to this specialty metal shop i know of, and have them weld some heavy duty mounts that i'd design to attach to the strongest points on the rear of the frame of my car, to a piece of high pressure steel pipe. they sell a 5" diameter version of the pipe i used to build a blackpowder cannon, so i feel that its sufficient. i'd have it protrude far enough that it'd stop a car atleast the size of mine (blazer 4door) before the crumpling of the body allowed any of it to damage the body of mine. now, the legality aspect of it. i know that in a cut and dry by-the-book world, this would be perfectly legal and i'd walk away every time snickering about how some bitch got the front of her car demolished cause of her own ignorance, but can a cop look at the situation of me pulling out at the worst possible time, with a heavy steel pipe bolted to the back of my car, and say, you did this intentionally so the blame is on you? __________________ Skype Horusmaia ICQ 41555245 Email [email protected]

05-09-2006, 11:05 PM	#2
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	No need to be a traffic tool, skippy. It's not your job to police the road, so how about you don't weld metal anything to your car, and you don't post stupid shit like this anymore. Thanks. __________________ .

05-09-2006, 11:10 PM	#4
Sparks Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern CA Posts: 2,466	lol I gotta say the title of this thread really made me laugh...

05-09-2006, 11:20 PM	#5
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Thread was to long, I'll just respond to the title. homo ..... .

05-10-2006, 04:58 AM	#6
Enema Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 599	I would like to commission you to do some art-work for my home. Hit me up.