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Amputate Your Head 05-23-2002 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nina
hey, is there still a site where we are going to post the designs? what's the url again?
well, this is the page with the stuff on it, but if you mean where are the tours gonna be posted at,.....


?



unless jpfdude magically reappears, or somebody comes up with some sort of solution, I guess I will handle it. (not like I have time, but what the fuck am I gonna do, right?) XFR was the first to step up and offer to host the sites for the competition, and I'm sure they are still willing. So, when the time comes, and as you complete your tours, email them to me in a zip file along with your name so I know who they're from, and I'll set them up on a page with a number next to it and we'll have the vote right here on the good ol' GFY polling system.

I don't need your domain, and don't put the tour on your domain until afterwards.... I don't want a link to it, I want the zipped tour so I can put them all in a neat little row with anonymous numbers so the voting can be as fair as possible.

The only potential problem I see with using the GFY poll system is I don't know how many different options it allows. So we may have to do it in groups, because there's ALOT of contenders now.

Any questions?

kmanrox 05-24-2002 03:12 AM

i am a master designer of the MS Paint medium... i will own you all....

Amputate Your Head 05-24-2002 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
i am a master designer of the MS Paint medium... i will own you all....
does that mean you're in kman? :Graucho

TaDoW 05-24-2002 10:08 AM

what is a Graphic Designer?

spankstrocko 05-27-2002 11:29 AM

When Does this Start?

spankstrocko 05-27-2002 11:33 AM

Amp,

I wanted to donate a prize is that ok?

ICQ#159635360

Spankstrocko

Sandmann 05-27-2002 09:28 PM

Amp.. Can another designer from same studio join the challenge?
My friend and partner Alex "EvilOwl" wants in. 8)
He works on design project and if he will have time to finish by May 31, whether he can participate?

-------------------------------------------
Adultartworks Design Studio

Fletch XXX 05-27-2002 09:58 PM

Its getting close isnt it... I can smell it.

:Buck: :Buck: :Buck: :Buck:

UnseenWorld 05-28-2002 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy


theres not a thing horrible about flash... it's like saying html is horrible because you've seen bad html.

saying no to flash is like saying it can't be IE compatable.. more people don't have IE than don't have flash.

Surfers are not looking for cool graphics, they're looking for naked chicks and fuck and suck photos.

Many surfers will hit the BACK button at the first hint of Flash (I'm one). That some Flash is better than others is irrelevant. Many more of our customers hate it than love it.

Even if Flash is done well, it gets tired on revisits to the site. Sure, you can set up a "skip Flash" link, but the fact that you don't have a "skip naked chickies" link but you DO have one for skipping Flash should be a wake-up call.

bhutocracy 05-28-2002 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by UnseenWorld


Surfers are not looking for cool graphics, they're looking for naked chicks and fuck and suck photos.

Many surfers will hit the BACK button at the first hint of Flash (I'm one). That some Flash is better than others is irrelevant. Many more of our customers hate it than love it.

Even if Flash is done well, it gets tired on revisits to the site. Sure, you can set up a "skip Flash" link, but the fact that you don't have a "skip naked chickies" link but you DO have one for skipping Flash should be a wake-up call.

i usually back out too if i see a flash intro coming. there should never be anything to "skip" - flash intros are a waste of time and money. what gets tiring on re-visits to the site? you seem a little out of your depth here..
i congratulate you on figuring out surfers want porn, not graphics. maybe now you can move on to world peace, or the isreali/palestinian conflict :) - perhaps i'll give you some photography tips if you want some.. and then you can tell me why graphics do make a difference, even if it's not what the surfers are there for... deal?

:)

bhutocracy 05-28-2002 12:32 AM

a flash piece that builds as it loads (which should be as close as we get to the bad old days of flash intros) should detect when someone is coming back and skip straight to the finished version, therefore you never have to sit through it again. and the only reason you had to in the first place was to let it load.. people are used to the way html loads.. piece by piece.. so you have to load the flash in a similar way.. not keep it behind a loading graphic until it's finished.. or it's like having all your html in a table and having to load the contents of the table before it's displayed.

wizardmerlin 05-28-2002 12:39 AM

Attention all designers

I just found this thread since I am usually not on this board so I have not read all of it. Actually not much at all but if I understand the contest then who wants to get paid twice? What I mean is is I need a tour for a domain of mine and maybe the last thing you need is another site? Maybe you win the contest or mayber not. If you do not, at least you get somthing for it.

Shit, I dont know but hit me up and give me a deal and will see. ;)


Contact me:
[email protected]
ICQ:131555493

marty 05-28-2002 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Its getting close isnt it... I can smell it.

:Buck: :Buck: :Buck: :Buck:

I can taste it :xomunch

wizardmerlin 05-28-2002 01:47 AM

Or tell me the content you need and I shall get it. ;)

HPotter 05-28-2002 05:49 AM

Someone told me about this contest today. Am not sure of the rules but I want to participate, I have a unique tour in mind. I will be designing the tour for a brand new site of mine, so I will be using it commercially. Can I also enter it in the competition? I must warn you guys I'm professional and really good!

mailman 05-28-2002 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HPotter
Someone told me about this contest today. Am not sure of the rules but I want to participate, I have a unique tour in mind. I will be designing the tour for a brand new site of mine, so I will be using it commercially. Can I also enter it in the competition? I must warn you guys I'm professional and really good!
HU! your really good?? you are disqualified.... only amatures with MS PAINT can partisapate and the site can not be to lage it must fit on a floppy disk.


Now you know the rules.


:321GFY

mastamindz 05-28-2002 12:46 PM

Im in ;)

add me :)

Amputate Your Head 05-28-2002 12:55 PM

I'll read back through this later tonight and add anyone I missed. Got too much to do right now.... if you've requested to be added and you're not on the list by tomorrow morning, shoot me a message and I'll get you on it.

thanks,

amP

cyberpunk 05-28-2002 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mastamindz
Im in ;)

add me :)


Good to see ya made it man :)

cyberpunk 05-28-2002 01:05 PM

AMP if something goes wrong with the current host let me know...

Dedicatedonly.com will be glad to donate server space

cyberpunk 05-28-2002 01:06 PM

WOOWWO 700! :)

I'll add a 3 Month Vhosting package to the prize list too


from www.dedicatedonly.com

cherrylula 05-28-2002 01:09 PM

I love the way all these graphic designers are turning up. Its getting really old seeing all the "what do you think" posts. blech.

Can't wait to see the entries.

Naughty 05-29-2002 05:56 PM

AMP, this thread is way too big to dig through... 2 questions:
1. Can you add me to the list of ppl that will join
Naughty .............. NaughtyDesign.com

2. Where do we upload the site(tour), do we have to contact somebody ?


Thnxx.

kush 05-29-2002 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
UPDATE:

Matrix Content has generously made an offer to sponsor any designers participating in this by providing content for your tour. However, the one catch is that when it's over, Matrix Content owns your tour. You may not use it anywhere else. It must be turned over to them.

Generous offer? Fuck that! Am I the only one that sees Matrix is seriously ripping the designer off here?

THE BEST Professional tours cost upwards of $3000+. Basically Matrix is telling you to create a tour for them and to use their content. You get NOTHING from them and they get your valuable tour FREE (either way, there's no expense to them)

Who else thinks this is an incredible insult to the intelligent webmaster?

Amputate Your Head 05-29-2002 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kush
Generous offer? Fuck that! Am I the only one that sees Matrix is seriously ripping the designer off here?

THE BEST Professional tours cost upwards of $3000+. Basically Matrix is telling you to create a tour for them and to use their content. You get NOTHING from them and they get your valuable tour FREE (either way, there's no expense to them)

Who else thinks this is an incredible insult to the intelligent webmaster?

Look.... Matrix made a very generous offer, in my opinion. Especially for people that can't afford to go out and buy new content. And that's who it really applies to anyway. They're giving the average schmuck a chance to compete here... the price is laid out up front: Your tour. If you don't agree, then you don't take the deal. Any other content provider would do the same, so why are you bashing Matrix? Don't like the offer? Don't sign the agreement. Buy your fucking content.

And don't fucking quote me on this shit and try to make me look like the bad guy. Especially when there IS no bad guy on this one.

Go away kush. You bashed for no reason on this one.

kush 05-29-2002 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Look.... Matrix made a very generous offer, in my opinion. Especially for people that can't afford to go out and buy new content. And that's who it really applies to anyway. They're giving the average schmuck a chance to compete here... the price is laid out up front: Your tour. If you don't agree, then you don't take the deal. Any other content provider would do the same, so why are you bashing Matrix? Don't like the offer? Don't sign the agreement. Buy your fucking content.

And don't fucking quote me on this shit and try to make me look like the bad guy. Especially when there IS no bad guy on this one.

Go away kush. You bashed for no reason on this one.

First off, I know you're a good guy and wouldn't try to make it appear otherwise - and maybe you're right about Matrix. I've got no beef with them; I am not in competition with them nor am I contestant in this contest (I'm just asserting my opinion is non-biased)

Hear me out: A designer creates a kickass tour and uses the Matrix content to offer quality images to impress the audience. He labours HOURS upon HOURS thinking, designing, planning, and tweaking (and you know what that's like).

At the end of the contest he comes one spot away from winning the prize. Under a normal situation he at least wouldn't walk away empty-handed; he would still have his kickass tour which he could turn a great profit on selling or using it himself. Instead, Matrix keeps the valuable tour, and the webmaster ends up with absolutely nothing.

Now look at it from Matrix's point of view:

They have nothing to lose and everything to gain. Their pics don't get any exposure to surfers, therefore they don't lose any value. Matrix appears to get a better rep by "sponsoring" the contest, but all the really sponsor is themselves because they are the ones who come away the winner in the end and the designer is the loser (lost money from time that goes towards Matrix).

If it was truly a "generous" offer then Matrix would simply say the designer couldn't use the tour without first purchasing license to the sets that he used to create the tour. But instead, Matrix says "fuck that" and chooses to just take the tour. And even if the designer chose NOT to buy the images, then he simple couldn't include them in the tour. In no way should he lose his ownership of HIS tour for NOTHING!

Amp, you're a rational, intelligent guy. Explain to me how there's nothing wrong with this picture (because honestly - I can't figure it out)

bhutocracy 05-29-2002 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kush


First off, I know you're a good guy and wouldn't try to make it appear otherwise - and maybe you're right about Matrix. I've got no beef with them; I am not in competition with them nor am I contestant in this contest (I'm just asserting my opinion is non-biased)

Hear me out: A designer creates a kickass tour and uses the Matrix content to offer quality images to impress the audience. He labours HOURS upon HOURS thinking, designing, planning, and tweaking (and you know what that's like).

At the end of the contest he comes one spot away from winning the prize. Under a normal situation he at least wouldn't walk away empty-handed; he would still have his kickass tour which he could turn a great profit on selling or using it himself. Instead, Matrix keeps the valuable tour, and the webmaster ends up with absolutely nothing.

Now look at it from Matrix's point of view:

They have nothing to lose and everything to gain. Their pics don't get any exposure to surfers, therefore they don't lose any value. Matrix appears to get a better rep by "sponsoring" the contest, but all the really sponsor is themselves because they are the ones who come away the winner in the end and the designer is the loser (lost money from time that goes towards Matrix).

If it was truly a "generous" offer then Matrix would simply say the designer couldn't use the tour without first purchasing license to the sets that he used to create the tour. But instead, Matrix says "fuck that" and chooses to just take the tour. And even if the designer chose NOT to buy the images, then he simple couldn't include them in the tour. In no way should he lose his ownership of HIS tour for NOTHING!

Amp, you're a rational, intelligent guy. Explain to me how there's nothing wrong with this picture (because honestly - I can't figure it out)

it's because the designer that would otherwise not be able to participate not only gets the chance to win a prize, but also gets exposure for their work...advertising that is quite valuable as well as a gem for their portfolio..

foe 05-29-2002 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Alcohol is optional.... :Graucho
I would amend it to mandatory

media 05-29-2002 10:42 PM

Man theres alot of posts in this thread.. Is it june first yet? maybe if I just goto sleep it will be june 1st when I wake up! haha!

This shit is gonna be fun.. cant wait to see what everyone comes up with.. Ok back into my shell..

Media http://www.shavedpoodle.com/m2_ico.gif

thepolitician 05-30-2002 01:58 AM

how do i enter on this contest?

Naughty 05-30-2002 08:44 AM

Amp, did you add me yet? I did not see it in the list.

Also, how do we upload the stuff? To whom do we send the site?

Xquisite 05-30-2002 12:56 PM

Amp-

just heard about the showdown, and i'd like to be included. i'm representing Xquisite Media...

thanks.

kush 05-30-2002 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy


it's because the designer that would otherwise not be able to participate not only gets the chance to win a prize, but also gets exposure for their work...advertising that is quite valuable as well as a gem for their portfolio..

Maybe so - but that's a long term thing. The tour itself is a tangible thing that has real value - and matrix takes that away from the designer without offering them any chance for them to keep it for themselves.

Hell - if anybody wants to design a tour - I'LL BUY the matrix content for them to use, they design the tour. Except what I'll offer that Matrix doesn't is i'll even throw in 100 bucks (still pretty lame, but sure beats Matrix's offer)

Naughty 05-30-2002 05:15 PM

Wasn't there a rule that all designers had to be a member of GFY BEFORE the month May 2002?

kush 05-30-2002 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head








Your lack of response proves my point EXACTLY.

truewiz 05-30-2002 10:16 PM

I'm in - I love anything run by a person that thinks M$ is crap! :ak47:

srikanth79 05-30-2002 10:21 PM

Hi Amp,

Add me tooo i will also give a try :-) what next? how/where do i show the designs.give the comple info plz

Thanks,
srikanth

Amputate Your Head 05-30-2002 10:28 PM

Naughty,
I don't remember that rule. You guys are inventing stuff as you go here. Whatever is on the official site is what info there is.

Quote:

Originally posted by kush


Your lack of response proves my point EXACTLY.

kush,
what would you like me to say? What point? You want me to argue something with you here or what are you looking for? The offer was made by Matrix Content. Not me. I have zero control over it and I don't care if someone thinks it's fair or not. Their offer stands. Don't like the offer, don't make the deal. Kinda simple really. You wanna make an offer of your own to someone, then go for it.

Everyone trying to get on the list,
I'll say it again: I don't have control over that official site. It's not on my server and I don't have access to modify anything on it. If you wanna get on the list, get in touch with jpfdude. He is the guy that can get you listed from this point on.

Amputate Your Head 05-30-2002 10:37 PM

kush, I'm sorry man, I'm not trying to be snippety with you, but it's Matrix's deal.... I don't work for Matrix so I can't change it. Whether it's a fair deal or not is up to the individual to decide for themselves for their situation. They offered it and so it was posted.

I do see your point and it's a good one, but arguing it here with me is pointless.... talk to Matrix if you want real answers on it bro. :)

Loki_G4 05-31-2002 08:10 AM

Could you ad me to the official contest site?

Thanks


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