JumpStreet21

Most worthless fucking people on earth.

madawgz

:321gfy :321gfy :321gfy :321gfy

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Spunky

I'm sending a crew to club you

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quiet

so true.

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L-Pink

Hey! Hey! Hey! Not all Canadians are French!


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JuiceMonkey

where is the love?

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JumpStreet21

I hate russians to but I will leave that for another thread.

madawgz

i have lived in montreal all my life and i dont know how to carry a french conversation

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leggs

Hey not all canadians are from Alberta.

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Three biggest lies in Texas:

I bought that truck new.
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I was just helping that sheep get over the fence.

Spunky

You realize Jumpstreet was filmed in Vancouver?

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LMAO good retort

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RogerV10

Especailly that Steve Nash fucker.

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flashfire

I hate rednecks

madawgz

why arnt my smileys working??

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minusonebit

I hate spics and wetbacks when they crawl across my border in the middle of the night. Canadians are OK, they know how to party.

Webby

The ignorance is so subtle... kinda makes ya weep

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The similey gods dont like you?

JumpStreet21

Yes but they come over here to work. Canadians come over here to talk shit and take are women.

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duotreat

Next to a Texan of course.....

Hey.. at least we dont live in a state that really is a just a suburb of Mexico!

And on the worthless part......

Canada inventions:

BASKETBALL...that would explain Steve Nash

and to name just a few:

Sports
basketball
5-pin bowling
hockey goalie mask
rollerskate
ski-binding
lacrosse
hockey
baseball (believe it - we played it first)

Food & Drink
butter substitute
ice brewed beer
Red Rose Tea
Smarties

Board Games
Balderdash
Puzz-3D
tabletop hockey game
Trivial Pursuit

Television, Radio, etc . . .
AM radio
IMAX projector and system
panoramic pictures and camera
telephone
transceiver (walkie-talkie)
world's first commercial motion picture
cable TV
television
The light bulb.... No was not Edison, he purchased the patent from a Canadian.

Cars
air-conditioned vehicle
electric car
snowblower
snowmobile
streetcar

Miscellaneous
standard time
electric cooking range
cigarette box
freehand
jolly jumper
measure for footwear
paint roller
robertson screw
washing machine
zipper
degradable plastic
kerosene
oil well
pulp newsprint
sewage recycling system
Actar 911 CPR Dummy
dental mirror
electron microscope
insulin
liposomes
medical instruments
electric hand prosthesis for children
myoelectric prosthesis
fog bell or gong
personal distress device
MacPherson gas mask
ear piercer
Abdomenizer
Superman
Candu Nuclear Reactors
Commodore Computers
the wonderbra
beer cases with tuck-in handles
flight simulators for pilot training


Oh not to mention we also DOMINATE HOLLYWOOD:

Actors
Aykroyd, Dan: Comedian, Actor. "Saturday Night Live", "The Blues Brothers"
Bain, Conrad: Actor. "Diff'rent Strokes", "Maude".
Bairstow, Scott: Actor. "Lonesome Dove: The Series"
Bluteau, Lothaire : Actor. "Jesus of Montreal", "Black Robe"
Bochner, Lloyd: Actor. "Dynasty", "Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear"
Burr, Raymond: Actor. "Perry Mason", "Ironside"
Candy, John: Comedian, Actor. "SCTV"
Carrey, Jim: Comedian, Actor. "The Mask", "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective", "The Truman Show"
Carson, Jack: Actor. "Mildred Pierce", "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof"
Chaykin, Maury: Actor. "Dances with Wolves", "Whale Music", "Buried on Sunday"
Chong, Thomas: Comedian, Actor. Half of Cheech and Chong
Colicos, John: Actor. "Anne of a Thousand Days", "The Postman Always Rings Twice", played the first Klingon on "Star Trek", "Battlestar Galactica"
Cronyn, Hume: Actor. "Shadow of a Doubt", "Sunrise at Campobello", "Cocoon"
Doohan, James: Actor. Scotty on "Star Trek"
Elliott, David James: Actor. "Melrose Place", "JAG"
Foley, David: Comedian, Actor. "Kids in the Hall", "News Radio"
Ford, Glenn: Actor. "Gilda", "The Big Heat", "The Blackboard Jungle".
Fox, Michael J.: Actor. "Back to the Future", "Family Ties"
Fraser, Brendan: Actor. "Gods and Monsters", "The Mummy"
Frewer, Matt: Actor. played "Max Headroom", "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids", "Star Trek:TNG"
George, Chief Dan: Actor. "Little Big Man" (AAN), "The Outlaw Josey Wales"
Goulet, Robert: Singer, Actor. "Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear"
Greene, Graham: Actor. "Dances with Wolves" (AAN)
Greene, Lorne: Actor. Played Ben Cartwright on "Bonanza", "Battlestar Galactica"
Greenwood, Bruce: Actor. "Exotica", "St. Elsewhere", "Nowhere Man"
Gross, Paul: Actor. "Due South", "Buried on Sunday"
Hartman, Phil: Actor, Comedian. "Saturday Night Live", "News Radio"
Hill, Arthur: Actor. "The Andromeda Strain", "A Bridge Too Far"
Huston, Walter: Actor. "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" (AA), "Dodsworth", "The Devil and Daniel Webster", father of John Huston
Ireland, John: Actor. "All the King's Men", "Spartacus"
Ironside, Michael: Actor. "Scanners", "Top Gun", "Total Recall"
Levy, Eugene: Comedian, Actor. "SCTV"
Lockhart, Gene: Actor. "Abe Lincoln in Illinois", "The Devil and Daniel Webster", "His Girl Friday", "Algiers" (AAN)
McCormack, Eric: Actor. "Will & Grace", "Street Justice"
McCulloch, Bruce: Comedian. "Kids in the Hall"
McDonald, Kevin: Comedian. "Kids in the Hall"
MacDonald, Norm: Comedian, Actor: "Saturday Night Live"
McKinney, Mark: Comedian. "Kids in the Hall", "Saturday Night Live"
Mandel, Howie: Comedian, Actor. "St. Elsewhere"
Manners, David: Actor, Author. "Dracula" (1930), "The Mummy"
Massey, Raymond: Actor. "Abe Lincoln in Illinois"(AAN), "East of Eden", "The Naked and the Dead"
Moranis, Rick: Comedian, Actor. "SCTV", "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids"
Morse, Barry: Actor. "The Fugitive" (the original series), "Space 1999"
Myers, Mike: Comedian, Actor. Wayne Campbell on "Saturday Night Live"
Neville, John: Actor. "The Adventures of Baron Munchausen"
Nielsen, Leslie: Actor. "The Naked Gun", "Forbidden Planet". Brother was Deputy Prime Minister
Ontkean, Michael: Actor. "The Rookies", "Twin Peaks".
Perry, Matthew: Actor. "Friends"
Pidgeon, Walter: Actor. "How Green Was My Valley", "Forbidden Planet"
Pinsent, Gordon: Actor, Writer. "The Rowdy Man", "Who has Seen the Wind?", "John and the Missus", "Due South"
Plummer, Christopher: Actor. "The Sound of Music", "Star Trek VI"
Priestley, Jason: Actor. "Beverly Hills 90210"
Qualen, John: Actor. "Casablanca", "The Devil and Daniel Webster", "The Searchers", "Anatomy of a Murder"
Reeves, Keanu: Actor. "Johnny Mnemonic", "Speed", "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"
Rubinek, Saul: Actor. "Unforgiven", "The Outside Chance of Maximilian Glick", "Star Trek:TNG"
Russell, Harold: Actor, Soldier. received two Academy Awards for role in "The Best Years of Our Lives"
Sarrazin, Michael: Actor. "They Shoot Horses Don't They?", "Joshua Then and Now"
Sennett, Mack: Director, Comedian, Actor, Producer. the Keystone Kops, "Tillie's Punctured Romance"
Shatner, William: Actor. Captain James T. Kirk on "Star Trek"
Short, Martin: Comedian, Actor. "SCTV", "Saturday Night Live", "Clifford"
Silverheels, Jay: Actor. Tonto on "The Lone Ranger", "Key Largo"
Sutherland, Donald: Actor. "M*A*S*H", "Klute", "Ordinary People", "Eye of the Needle", "Bethune"
Sutherland, Kiefer: Actor, Director. "The Bay Boy", "Stand By Me", "A Few Good Men"
Thicke, Alan: Actor. "Hope and Gloria"
Thomas, Dave: Comedian. "SCTV", "Strange Brew", "Grace Under Fire"
Thompson, Scott: Comedian, Actor. "Kids in the Hall"
Vernon, John: Actor. "Animal House", "Dirty Harry"
Wincott, Jeff: "Night Heat"
Wincott, Michael: "The Crow", "Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves", "1492, Conquest of Paradise"
Wiseman, Joseph: Actor. "The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz", played "Dr. No"
Pam Anderson Actress





So , now that we have this out in the open..... we also burned your white house...check your history books, beat you Yanks back home when you tried to invade us, not once, not twice, but 3 times.


What has Texas given us?


GWB.... the biggest fucking headache known to man today!


So Hank Hill, before you go insulting people.... get your facts straight!




Maria

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StuartD

I just suddenly started to love this thread

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SilentKnight

Great list.

Next time try and keep it monosyllabic so the Texan can fully comprehend it.

abadfish

Why do Canadians, in defense of their country, always provide a list of inventions and actors? And then claim they were responsible for the burning of Washington? I would give credit to the BRITISH. Without intervention the Canadians would have eventually been defeated. The burning of Washington was in retaliation for the American army destroying the Canadian capitol.

Martin

Gotta love these Canada VS USA Threads.

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StuartD

In reality, Canada wasn't even Canada at the time... so to speak. So yeah, it was the British all the way on that one.

However, Canada (as it was) did hold off the mighty US from just walking in and taking over for quite some time. Something that I'm sure was quite a shock to the US at the time.

It's not nearly as wonderful as many Canadians make it seem, but had the roles been reversed, I'm sure that Americans would be proud and boast about it as well.

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BuggyG

ok.. have to admit
THAT was a good one.. never would have thought about it
gotta give kudo's for it

nico-t

somehow i have a feeling kyle hoppes has returned....

Mighty Chin

You do know that 21 Jump Street was filmed in Vancouver, British Columbia.

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owned

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gimo33

pls read..... http://www.westislandchronicle.com/p...noArticle=6063
this article really pisses me off... look at what they did to this kid...

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CDSmith

Canadians also spend money in the US. A lot of money.

But you're right, we suck.

I think Homer J Simpson put it best when he coined the phrase:

"They're the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked"


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damn u might start WW3

sleazy_eddie

Canada has some fiine bitches though

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This thread made me laugh.



Blame Canada.

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pussyluver

Yeah, they suck a lot of $ spent on porn in the US. We gotta be nice to 'em though, cause many of us may have to do business from there some day! Either there or some other country after all the porn banning is in place.

And when that happens, the Canadian dollar will shoot way the fuck up and Canada will have it's own version of Visa. Americans will hort Canadian dollars to buy porn. Yes, life will be very different.

pussyluver

Wonder if Canada will build a fence to keep the US citizens from flooding across the boarder?

Bryan G

It's actually "OUR" women, not "ARE" women

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HHAHAHAAH

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what's wrong with using spoon and fork?!

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I hate Texas

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Socks

hahahaha.. Steal your women. Don't you mean that we go down there, and all the women come on to us, dreaming that maybe they can escape.. AMERICAN MEN?! lol

And while we're on the subject.... In fact, this deserves a whole thread.

the Shemp

what about the Mountie?

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Alright, well I was going to stay out of it because I don't hate Canadians, but there are few things in the statement that the ignorant content made that I want to clear up

why do you have to diss an entire state just because of one persons comments? I've been to Texas many times and I think it's a pretty badass state with some of the coolesst people you'll ever meet. have you ever even been to Texas?

This is exactly why you don't let content play with the keyboard. Baseball was invented in NEW YORK in 1845 by Alexander Cartwright. It was based on a game called Rounders invented by the British.

The light bulb was invented in 1800 by Humphry Davy, an English scientist. Look it up. I'm not even going to look for any more blatant errors in this.

What did you think would happen if you tried that now?

Us? Us who? You're not a fucking American so we didn't give you a damn thing. W is OUR president, not yours. There is no US in this one, foreigner.


So Dumb Shit, before YOU go insulting people.... get your facts straight!

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pornpf69

and some american even complain from foreigns "BAD ENGLISH"!!

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