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Next to a Texan of course.....

Hey.. at least we dont live in a state that really is a just a suburb of Mexico!

And on the worthless part......

Canada inventions:

BASKETBALL...that would explain Steve Nash

and to name just a few:

Sports
basketball
5-pin bowling
hockey goalie mask
rollerskate
ski-binding
lacrosse
hockey
baseball (believe it - we played it first)

Food & Drink
butter substitute
ice brewed beer
Red Rose Tea
Smarties

Board Games
Balderdash
Puzz-3D
tabletop hockey game
Trivial Pursuit

Television, Radio, etc . . .
AM radio
IMAX projector and system
panoramic pictures and camera
telephone
transceiver (walkie-talkie)
world's first commercial motion picture
cable TV
television
The light bulb.... No was not Edison, he purchased the patent from a Canadian.

Cars
air-conditioned vehicle
electric car
snowblower
snowmobile
streetcar

Miscellaneous
standard time
electric cooking range
cigarette box
freehand
jolly jumper
measure for footwear
paint roller
robertson screw
washing machine
zipper
degradable plastic
kerosene
oil well
pulp newsprint
sewage recycling system
Actar 911 CPR Dummy
dental mirror
electron microscope
insulin
liposomes
medical instruments
electric hand prosthesis for children
myoelectric prosthesis
fog bell or gong
personal distress device
MacPherson gas mask
ear piercer
Abdomenizer
Superman
Candu Nuclear Reactors
Commodore Computers
the wonderbra
beer cases with tuck-in handles
flight simulators for pilot training


Oh not to mention we also DOMINATE HOLLYWOOD:

Actors
Aykroyd, Dan: Comedian, Actor. "Saturday Night Live", "The Blues Brothers"
Bain, Conrad: Actor. "Diff'rent Strokes", "Maude".
Bairstow, Scott: Actor. "Lonesome Dove: The Series"
Bluteau, Lothaire : Actor. "Jesus of Montreal", "Black Robe"
Bochner, Lloyd: Actor. "Dynasty", "Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear"
Burr, Raymond: Actor. "Perry Mason", "Ironside"
Candy, John: Comedian, Actor. "SCTV"
Carrey, Jim: Comedian, Actor. "The Mask", "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective", "The Truman Show"
Carson, Jack: Actor. "Mildred Pierce", "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof"
Chaykin, Maury: Actor. "Dances with Wolves", "Whale Music", "Buried on Sunday"
Chong, Thomas: Comedian, Actor. Half of Cheech and Chong
Colicos, John: Actor. "Anne of a Thousand Days", "The Postman Always Rings Twice", played the first Klingon on "Star Trek", "Battlestar Galactica"
Cronyn, Hume: Actor. "Shadow of a Doubt", "Sunrise at Campobello", "Cocoon"
Doohan, James: Actor. Scotty on "Star Trek"
Elliott, David James: Actor. "Melrose Place", "JAG"
Foley, David: Comedian, Actor. "Kids in the Hall", "News Radio"
Ford, Glenn: Actor. "Gilda", "The Big Heat", "The Blackboard Jungle".
Fox, Michael J.: Actor. "Back to the Future", "Family Ties"
Fraser, Brendan: Actor. "Gods and Monsters", "The Mummy"
Frewer, Matt: Actor. played "Max Headroom", "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids", "Star Trek:TNG"
George, Chief Dan: Actor. "Little Big Man" (AAN), "The Outlaw Josey Wales"
Goulet, Robert: Singer, Actor. "Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear"
Greene, Graham: Actor. "Dances with Wolves" (AAN)
Greene, Lorne: Actor. Played Ben Cartwright on "Bonanza", "Battlestar Galactica"
Greenwood, Bruce: Actor. "Exotica", "St. Elsewhere", "Nowhere Man"
Gross, Paul: Actor. "Due South", "Buried on Sunday"
Hartman, Phil: Actor, Comedian. "Saturday Night Live", "News Radio"
Hill, Arthur: Actor. "The Andromeda Strain", "A Bridge Too Far"
Huston, Walter: Actor. "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" (AA), "Dodsworth", "The Devil and Daniel Webster", father of John Huston
Ireland, John: Actor. "All the King's Men", "Spartacus"
Ironside, Michael: Actor. "Scanners", "Top Gun", "Total Recall"
Levy, Eugene: Comedian, Actor. "SCTV"
Lockhart, Gene: Actor. "Abe Lincoln in Illinois", "The Devil and Daniel Webster", "His Girl Friday", "Algiers" (AAN)
McCormack, Eric: Actor. "Will & Grace", "Street Justice"
McCulloch, Bruce: Comedian. "Kids in the Hall"
McDonald, Kevin: Comedian. "Kids in the Hall"
MacDonald, Norm: Comedian, Actor: "Saturday Night Live"
McKinney, Mark: Comedian. "Kids in the Hall", "Saturday Night Live"
Mandel, Howie: Comedian, Actor. "St. Elsewhere"
Manners, David: Actor, Author. "Dracula" (1930), "The Mummy"
Massey, Raymond: Actor. "Abe Lincoln in Illinois"(AAN), "East of Eden", "The Naked and the Dead"
Moranis, Rick: Comedian, Actor. "SCTV", "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids"
Morse, Barry: Actor. "The Fugitive" (the original series), "Space 1999"
Myers, Mike: Comedian, Actor. Wayne Campbell on "Saturday Night Live"
Neville, John: Actor. "The Adventures of Baron Munchausen"
Nielsen, Leslie: Actor. "The Naked Gun", "Forbidden Planet". Brother was Deputy Prime Minister
Ontkean, Michael: Actor. "The Rookies", "Twin Peaks".
Perry, Matthew: Actor. "Friends"
Pidgeon, Walter: Actor. "How Green Was My Valley", "Forbidden Planet"
Pinsent, Gordon: Actor, Writer. "The Rowdy Man", "Who has Seen the Wind?", "John and the Missus", "Due South"
Plummer, Christopher: Actor. "The Sound of Music", "Star Trek VI"
Priestley, Jason: Actor. "Beverly Hills 90210"
Qualen, John: Actor. "Casablanca", "The Devil and Daniel Webster", "The Searchers", "Anatomy of a Murder"
Reeves, Keanu: Actor. "Johnny Mnemonic", "Speed", "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"
Rubinek, Saul: Actor. "Unforgiven", "The Outside Chance of Maximilian Glick", "Star Trek:TNG"
Russell, Harold: Actor, Soldier. received two Academy Awards for role in "The Best Years of Our Lives"
Sarrazin, Michael: Actor. "They Shoot Horses Don't They?", "Joshua Then and Now"
Sennett, Mack: Director, Comedian, Actor, Producer. the Keystone Kops, "Tillie's Punctured Romance"
Shatner, William: Actor. Captain James T. Kirk on "Star Trek"
Short, Martin: Comedian, Actor. "SCTV", "Saturday Night Live", "Clifford"
Silverheels, Jay: Actor. Tonto on "The Lone Ranger", "Key Largo"
Sutherland, Donald: Actor. "M*A*S*H", "Klute", "Ordinary People", "Eye of the Needle", "Bethune"
Sutherland, Kiefer: Actor, Director. "The Bay Boy", "Stand By Me", "A Few Good Men"
Thicke, Alan: Actor. "Hope and Gloria"
Thomas, Dave: Comedian. "SCTV", "Strange Brew", "Grace Under Fire"
Thompson, Scott: Comedian, Actor. "Kids in the Hall"
Vernon, John: Actor. "Animal House", "Dirty Harry"
Wincott, Jeff: "Night Heat"
Wincott, Michael: "The Crow", "Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves", "1492, Conquest of Paradise"
Wiseman, Joseph: Actor. "The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz", played "Dr. No"
Pam Anderson Actress





So , now that we have this out in the open..... we also burned your white house...check your history books, beat you Yanks back home when you tried to invade us, not once, not twice, but 3 times.


What has Texas given us?


GWB.... the biggest fucking headache known to man today!


So Hank Hill, before you go insulting people.... get your facts straight!




Maria

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