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fakenickname · 05-06-2006, 03:50 AM

Looking to do something profitable with a closed down restaurant. Do not want to spend over $10,000 in startup costs. Must be a 9-5 type business. I was thinking a massage parlour, anyone know a thing or two about those? Are they dangerous businesses to get into? Not the best area for anything fancy. Hope to hear some ideas

Hooligan · 05-06-2006, 03:51 AM

gloryhole joint.

fakenickname · 05-06-2006, 03:55 AM

Restaurant is also an option but I am not sure how profitable those are, can't be a franchise or anything either.

BusterBunny · 05-06-2006, 04:00 AM

Malicious Biz · 05-06-2006, 04:06 AM

propane and propane accesories

one eight · 05-06-2006, 06:02 AM

Rent the space.

Manowar · 05-06-2006, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

Trax · 05-06-2006, 08:03 AM

suicide cells

Dirty Dane · 05-06-2006, 08:22 AM

massage/whore house

CaptainWolfy · 05-06-2006, 08:58 AM

carwashing :P

fakenickname · 05-06-2006, 03:24 PM

Do I need to be connected to open a massage/whore house?

aico · 05-06-2006, 03:26 PM

tear it down and build a drive thru espresso hut. Hire some cute girls, and you'll make a fucking killing.

madawgz · 05-06-2006, 03:28 PM

whore house is a good idea!

Linkan · 05-06-2006, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Hooligan

gloryhole joint.

lol

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Originally Posted by Trax

suicide cells

That ain't half-bad either. It's good to see people giving serious advice on this board, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside

fakenickname · 05-06-2006, 03:33 PM

its between a massage parlour and restaurant. it can't be open past 6pm though.

After Shock Media · 05-06-2006, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

tear it down and build a drive thru espresso hut. Hire some cute girls, and you'll make a fucking killing.

I guess you did not see the 10k limit.

After Shock Media · 05-06-2006, 03:35 PM

I would maybe go with a hair or nail salon and just rent out the damn booths and get a small cut.

Luc Lonely · 05-06-2006, 03:37 PM

pot smoker palace. Open a coffe shop and sell weed to custumers

fakenickname · 05-06-2006, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

I would maybe go with a hair or nail salon and just rent out the damn booths and get a small cut.

Good idea but haircuts sell for $4 in this area

RogerV10 · 05-06-2006, 03:43 PM

You need to tell us more about the area.

What kind of people inhabit it. What is already open around it. ETC

minusonebit · 05-06-2006, 03:43 PM

Open a smoke shop / news stand.
Book store.
Internet Cafe.
Porn shop.
Computer Parts/Service.
Gun store.

Resturants are very profitable if your cook dosent suck. Make a killing on breakfast. Everything has a HUGE markup.

Two eggs over easy: Cost: $0.30 - Retail: $2.95
Bagels: Cost: $0.20 - Retail: $2.10
List goes on.

After Shock Media · 05-06-2006, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by fakenickname

Good idea but haircuts sell for $4 in this area

Where in the fuck do you live?
You talking a barbor shop or a salon for women?

fakenickname · 05-06-2006, 03:50 PM

Male haircuts, it is a pretty cheap area. May $4 was under exaggerating, it's more like $5.

selena · 05-06-2006, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

propane and propane accesories

CyberHustler · 05-06-2006, 04:04 PM

Sex Toy Store

fakenickname · 05-06-2006, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BuySexProducts

Sex Toy Store

I'd love to but do those make money?

minusonebit · 05-06-2006, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by fakenickname

I'd love to but do those make money?

Most sell videos too I think. Lots of $$$ to invest in inventory.

hentchiu · 05-06-2006, 05:56 PM

SUBWAY!!!!!!!! $100K to start....

Dont need to change anything at the govt end
less to remodel

easy to maintain
a proven know how

JumpStreet21 · 05-06-2006, 06:04 PM

hookah bar trust me this is a big money maker.

woj · 05-06-2006, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

Ordo · 05-06-2006, 07:13 PM

An internet cafe would be sweet if done right. But if it has to close at 6pm then you're fucked there.

If it's in a shitty area, then you might consider a porn shop. lol

Otherwise, maybe a Check & Go! haha

Wilbo · 05-06-2006, 07:16 PM

laundromat........runs itself

mattz · 05-06-2006, 07:18 PM

resturants

CC · 05-06-2006, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Wilbo

laundromat........runs itself

Yeah but most laundromats are in higher crime areas (soccer moms don't use laundromats, crack whores do), which adds a whole new dimension to things. Not the easiest operation in the world.

CC · 05-06-2006, 07:43 PM

I would like to know how exactly to start a restaurant for under 10K. Unless you guys live in Jamaica and are planning on using a shack for your store front, that is. Anyway, I'd like to see the business plan for that one, lol. My husband and I have plans to start a themed restaurant in the future and the cost is more like 100K.

Cash · 05-06-2006, 11:05 PM

Only $10k to start a new biz?!?

moneymotivates · 05-06-2006, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JumpStreet21

hookah bar trust me this is a big money maker.

exactly what I was thinking....

I am not sure about the 10k part though. I would imagine the cost would be a lot more to open a nice one

fakenickname · 05-07-2006, 02:33 AM

Hookah bar was actually my first idea but this is in Chinatown so there might not be a market. As far as the 10k goes, the place already has a restaurant type setup w/ equipment so the only investment would only be inventory.

germ · 05-07-2006, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by fakenickname

Hookah bar was actually my first idea but this is in Chinatown so there might not be a market. As far as the 10k goes, the place already has a restaurant type setup w/ equipment so the only investment would only be inventory.

restaurants are kinda like bars. they're either hit or miss. its not neccesarily the safest investment, and restaurant work is hard and gross(assuming you plan to actually be at the place yourself)

personally, i prefer investing where i dont have to do an awful lot of physical work to make it profitable. thats my ultimate goal, anyway.

GigoloMason · 05-07-2006, 06:19 AM

Step 1: Collect underwear
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit

PS: On 10k alone there's basically no company that you could viablly start, especially if you need to do any sort of renovating which I'd imagine you would. Rent the space.

shack · 05-07-2006, 06:31 AM

With 10k start up?

hrmm

Boot leg porn at the local sunday markets ?

fakenickname · 05-07-2006, 02:51 PM

There are no startup costs, the only costs for me would be inventory, everything else is covered. Rather it not be retail, focusing on some type of service.

RayBonga · 05-07-2006, 03:17 PM

Illegal gambling joint.

If you're in Chinatown it's a sure thing it will work

05-06-2006, 03:50 AM	#1
fakenickname Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11	Need profitable offline business ideas Looking to do something profitable with a closed down restaurant. Do not want to spend over $10,000 in startup costs. Must be a 9-5 type business. I was thinking a massage parlour, anyone know a thing or two about those? Are they dangerous businesses to get into? Not the best area for anything fancy. Hope to hear some ideas

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fakenickname Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11	Restaurant is also an option but I am not sure how profitable those are, can't be a franchise or anything either.

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aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	tear it down and build a drive thru espresso hut. Hire some cute girls, and you'll make a fucking killing.

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fakenickname Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11	its between a massage parlour and restaurant. it can't be open past 6pm though.

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minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	Open a smoke shop / news stand. Book store. Internet Cafe. Porn shop. Computer Parts/Service. Gun store. Resturants are very profitable if your cook dosent suck. Make a killing on breakfast. Everything has a HUGE markup. Two eggs over easy: Cost: $0.30 - Retail: $2.95 Bagels: Cost: $0.20 - Retail: $2.10 List goes on.

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fakenickname Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11	Male haircuts, it is a pretty cheap area. May $4 was under exaggerating, it's more like $5.

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hentchiu Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 199	SUBWAY!!!!!!!! $100K to start.... Dont need to change anything at the govt end less to remodel easy to maintain a proven know how

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05-06-2006, 07:43 PM	#35
CC Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,690	I would like to know how exactly to start a restaurant for under 10K. Unless you guys live in Jamaica and are planning on using a shack for your store front, that is. Anyway, I'd like to see the business plan for that one, lol. My husband and I have plans to start a themed restaurant in the future and the cost is more like 100K.

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05-07-2006, 02:33 AM	#38
fakenickname Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11	Hookah bar was actually my first idea but this is in Chinatown so there might not be a market. As far as the 10k goes, the place already has a restaurant type setup w/ equipment so the only investment would only be inventory.

05-07-2006, 06:19 AM	#40
GigoloMason Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 742	Step 1: Collect underwear Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit PS: On 10k alone there's basically no company that you could viablly start, especially if you need to do any sort of renovating which I'd imagine you would. Rent the space. __________________

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fakenickname Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11	There are no startup costs, the only costs for me would be inventory, everything else is covered. Rather it not be retail, focusing on some type of service.

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