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3M TA3 · 05-05-2006, 05:00 PM

Leave any hidden suprises for the next residence?

how about a wireless webcam in the bathroom picking up a wireless network somewhere.

How about leave a bunch of rotting meat in your apartment and not tell them you're leaving.

Come on, there have to be some funny stories or ideas out there. I have 12 hours before I'm outta here.

Fresh · 05-05-2006, 05:11 PM

take a mean shit and dont flush it

Pornwolf · 05-05-2006, 05:13 PM

Why would you do that?

nofx · 05-05-2006, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Guru

take a mean shit and dont flush it

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Deej · 05-05-2006, 05:13 PM

malicious or funny?

nofx · 05-05-2006, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf

Why would you do that?

shitty landlords

shitty service

overpriced rent

broken promises

revenge

tons of reasons

minusonebit · 05-05-2006, 05:15 PM

This thread is useless without pics.

3M TA3 · 05-05-2006, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit

This thread is useless without pics.

Don't tempt me.....

Voodoo · 05-05-2006, 05:21 PM

Hang yourself in the living room.

j/k

3M TA3 · 05-05-2006, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

shitty landlords

shitty service

overpriced rent

broken promises

revenge

tons of reasons

My rent has gone up more than 20% in the 13 months that I've been here.

Everyone who was here when i moved in is gone.

The 3 pools are filled with more DNA than I care to test.

My neighbor has a ghetto system in his car and a $30 talking car alarm.

I hate this place.

Makingcoin · 05-05-2006, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3M TA3

My rent has gone up more than 20% in the 13 months that I've been here.

Everyone who was here when i moved in is gone.

The 3 pools are filled with more DNA than I care to test.

My neighbor has a ghetto system in his car and a $30 talking car alarm.

I hate this place.

20% in a year. Isn't there some sort of restriction/bylaw against that?

DBS.US · 05-05-2006, 05:28 PM

Salt in the garden areas

Makingcoin · 05-05-2006, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Makingcoin

20% in a year. Isn't there some sort of restriction/bylaw against that?

Rent Increases

Under the existing Act, rent increases can only be justified by increased costs experienced by the landlord. Under the new Act, rent increase limits will be set by regulation. In the government news release, these were described as "initially in the range of three to four per cent, plus a consumer price index adjustment". This is a concern because the rent increases could be high. During the past 10 years, annual changes in the CPI for Greater Vancouver have ranged from 0.5% to 3.6% so (under the new Act) rent increases of as high as 7 or 8%might be charged, and the tenant would have no ability to dispute the increase. A related concern is that the incentive is lost for landlords to maintain/repair their buildings in order to justify rent increases.

Another new feature is `catch up' rent increases. The new Act allows , through regulation, for rent increases to include not only an amount for the next year, but also for increases during the previous 3 years. The concern is that this amount could be so high that tenants would not be able to afford the increase in one lump, and would be forced to look for alternative, more affordable accommodation, when little exists. Vancouver's current vacancy rate is 1.1% and the vacancy rate for lower cost units is usually less.

Love Sex · 05-05-2006, 05:32 PM

loosen up the plumbing

bubble gum in the locks

have fun

Phoenix · 05-05-2006, 05:36 PM

fish in a heating vent...maybe a can of tuna...should take a couple days to get ripe

3M TA3 · 05-05-2006, 05:38 PM

They told me that they gave me that my rent was X and they were giving me a discount during the first 6 months so my rent "didn't go up" but that they "no longer applied the discount". then they gave me a yearly rent increase.

minusonebit · 05-05-2006, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3M TA3

Don't tempt me.....

Oh, please do.

Scott McD · 05-05-2006, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Guru

take a mean shit and dont flush it

That should be top of the list...

IWantU_Jeff · 05-05-2006, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3M TA3

They told me that they gave me that my rent was X and they were giving me a discount during the first 6 months so my rent "didn't go up" but that they "no longer applied the discount". then they gave me a yearly rent increase.

wow that is insane.. do something that will force the landlord to have shell that cash out to fix then..not just something that can easily be fixed.

good luck!

Phil · 05-05-2006, 05:46 PM

stick raw egg in ac vent

I actually did that once before...

3M TA3 · 05-05-2006, 05:46 PM

i worked on a movie last summer and the transportation department would sneak on the set and leave rubber dog shit somewhere not so noticable. Aparently they did it on all the movies they worked on. They have sucessfully put rubber dog shit in 6 different movies where those takes made it to the final reel.

u-Bob · 05-05-2006, 05:48 PM

rats + steroids...

3M TA3 · 05-05-2006, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Love Sex

loosen up the plumbing

bubble gum in the locks

have fun

this, is kinda funny...

How about loosen the plumbing and then patch it with bubble gum?

or put fan blades on the garbage disposal?

madawgz · 05-05-2006, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo

Hang yourself in the living room.

j/k

that wouldnt be pretty

The Duck · 05-05-2006, 06:28 PM

splatter your head all over the wall

surfer on acid · 05-05-2006, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Guru

take a mean shit and dont flush it

got one better. Its called an upper decker. you take the lid off the top of the toilet, and take a shit in there. that way when the next person flushes, they will get a shitty mess. ive done it, its great.

3M TA3 · 05-05-2006, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah

splatter your head all over the wall

i wouldn't be moving out would I - i'd be moving on....

Spunky · 05-05-2006, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Guru

take a mean shit and dont flush it

In the holding tank

Vitasoy · 05-05-2006, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by surfer on acid

got one better. Its called an upper decker. you take the lid off the top of the toilet, and take a shit in there. that way when the next person flushes, they will get a shitty mess. ive done it, its great.

hahah that is evil, yet brilliant!

RogerV5 · 05-05-2006, 08:35 PM

i just recently moved.... i filled a closet up with trash and padlocked it

Luc Lonely · 05-05-2006, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo

Hang yourself in the living room.

j/k

Screaming · 05-05-2006, 09:24 PM

sheet rock is easy to repair

punch a hole in it. drop a fish behind the wall. repair it. paint it.

move.

Never.. in a million years, are they going to get that stench out of there.....

wtfent · 05-05-2006, 09:31 PM

Dude none of you guys will ever be able to rent again if you do anything to bad. The best thing to do is get four big rats at a pet shop and a few baby ones also, put them in the closets, oven (do not have it on of course), under the sinks, etc... That would be a fun time for someone cleaning the place especially since rats/mice freak the hell out of a lot of people.

Makingcoin · 05-05-2006, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screaming

sheet rock is easy to repair

punch a hole in it. drop a fish behind the wall. repair it. paint it.

move.

Never.. in a million years, are they going to get that stench out of there.....

Some great ideas in here, this one takes the cake so far.

3M TA3 · 05-05-2006, 10:46 PM

Signing off now.....see ya'll in LA!!

gecko · 05-05-2006, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by surfer on acid

got one better. Its called an upper decker. you take the lid off the top of the toilet, and take a shit in there. that way when the next person flushes, they will get a shitty mess. ive done it, its great.

haha w0rd.

mechanicvirus · 05-05-2006, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by surfer on acid

got one better. Its called an upper decker. you take the lid off the top of the toilet, and take a shit in there. that way when the next person flushes, they will get a shitty mess. ive done it, its great.

hahaha that's so bad

woj · 05-05-2006, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3M TA3

My rent has gone up more than 20% in the 13 months that I've been here.

Hmm, around here you sign a 1 year lease, and for that time frame the price stays constant, only after your lease is up price can be changed, it doesn't work that way over there?

Babagirls · 05-06-2006, 12:19 AM

one guy flushed the toliet paper roller. clogged up the toliet the first day we moved in. so tahts a good one LOL

grumpy · 05-06-2006, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf

Why would you do that?

i agree.
How old are you?

Malicious Biz · 05-06-2006, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3M TA3

Leave any hidden suprises for the next residence?

how about a wireless webcam in the bathroom picking up a wireless network somewhere.

How about leave a bunch of rotting meat in your apartment and not tell them you're leaving.

Come on, there have to be some funny stories or ideas out there. I have 12 hours before I'm outta here.

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