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Web Lass · 05-05-2006, 06:17 PM

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Scott McD · 05-05-2006, 06:19 PM

Blaine is an asshat...

tony286 · 05-05-2006, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Blaine is an asshat...

Hey he was fucking fiona apple he has my respect lol

xclusive · 05-05-2006, 07:08 PM

that guy is nuts

Spunky · 05-05-2006, 07:13 PM

Not showing up for me

madawgz · 05-05-2006, 07:15 PM

no pic here either :\

OG LennyT · 05-05-2006, 08:04 PM

where did he shit???

RogerV5 · 05-05-2006, 08:07 PM

damn this fuckin thread sucks!

BigScrilla · 05-05-2006, 08:13 PM

blaine is such a cockboy

Vitasoy · 05-05-2006, 08:53 PM

Click on the link.. holy crap sick

mfizzel · 05-05-2006, 09:52 PM

jesus f'n christ

Empress_JoinRightNow · 05-05-2006, 09:54 PM

weird stuff...what's wrong with that guy???

Kevin - The PNN · 05-06-2006, 01:04 AM

Can't see SHIT

tyler. · 05-06-2006, 01:12 AM

oh my god ...

Lebron James · 05-06-2006, 01:13 AM

He's one crazy cat.
http://towleroad.typepad.com/towlero...blaine_th.html

StickyGreen · 05-06-2006, 01:35 AM

he's gonna try to hold his breath for over 9 minutes on monday after living in that sphere for a week...

aico · 05-06-2006, 01:37 AM

Look at me I am David Blaine.

The guy is a melodramatic ass hat.

DWB · 05-06-2006, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by aico

Look at me I am David Blaine.

The guy is a melodramatic ass hat.

Sounds like 99.999% of the GFYers. He needs to get in here and be a sig whore.

aico · 05-06-2006, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Sounds like 99.999% of the GFYers. He needs to get in here and be a sig whore.

ya, well at least we can call each other asshats... he lives in his fucking "I am God" bubble. Someone needs to tell that jackass that holding your breath for 9 minutes isn't magic... there is no "wow, how'd he do that?" factor involved... how'd he do it? He fucking held is breath for 9 minutes, that's how... mystery solved.

Manowar · 05-06-2006, 03:02 AM

Damn that looks bad

supermann · 05-06-2006, 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by aico

ya, well at least we can call each other asshats... he lives in his fucking "I am God" bubble. Someone needs to tell that jackass that holding your breath for 9 minutes isn't magic... there is no "wow, how'd he do that?" factor involved... how'd he do it? He fucking held is breath for 9 minutes, that's how... mystery solved.

He doesnt claim it to be magic. He was doing street magic before, he calls what he does now STUNTS. Try holding ur breath for 1 min.

Liquid Houdini · 05-06-2006, 07:31 AM

Shameless attention whore.

Th!nk · 05-06-2006, 09:21 AM

that's kinda insane...what is he up to?

StuartD · 05-06-2006, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by aico

ya, well at least we can call each other asshats... he lives in his fucking "I am God" bubble. Someone needs to tell that jackass that holding your breath for 9 minutes isn't magic... there is no "wow, how'd he do that?" factor involved... how'd he do it? He fucking held is breath for 9 minutes, that's how... mystery solved.

I think it's the fact that no one else has or can do it that is the "wow" factor there.
He can do things that the rest of us can't... that's no reason to hate him.

aico · 05-06-2006, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

I think it's the fact that no one else has or can do it that is the "wow" factor there.
He can do things that the rest of us can't... that's no reason to hate him.

Guess you have never heard of Free Diving.... here it is... wow

Manowar · 05-06-2006, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

I think it's the fact that no one else has or can do it that is the "wow" factor there.
He can do things that the rest of us can't... that's no reason to hate him.

the freedivers who dive to insane depths while holding their breaths can do it better

i like most of his stuff, but some is stupid

Mike_AWP · 05-06-2006, 01:31 PM

wtf.. double XX..

free4porn · 05-06-2006, 01:35 PM

agree with the sig whore one!

Manowar · 05-06-2006, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by free4porn

agree with the sig whore one!

you got iCQ?

Spunky · 05-06-2006, 01:37 PM

That's insane..

StuartD · 05-06-2006, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

Guess you have never heard of Free Diving.... here it is... wow

Static Apnea - The diver holds his or her breath for as long as possible while floating face-down in a swimming pool. The world record is held by Tom Sietas of Germany who stayed under for 8 minutes, 47 seconds!

David Blaine plans on holding his breath for an entire 9 minutes.

Let me repeat myself... "The fact that no one else has or can do it." Let me know if you have any more difficulties reading.

pornguy · 05-06-2006, 01:39 PM

He is out to prove that man should not live in water.

Manowar · 05-06-2006, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

He is out to prove that man should not live in water.

theres are reason we dont like swimming so much

aico · 05-06-2006, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

Let me repeat myself... "The fact that no one else has or can do it." Let me know if you have any more difficulties reading.

Let me repeat myself... wow

He's a fucking tool.

StuartD · 05-06-2006, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

Let me repeat myself... wow

He's a fucking tool.

Yeah, I hate people who break world records too... cause they're like, the best at something... and I'm not. It's rough, I know. It's called jealousy.

aico · 05-06-2006, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

Yeah, I hate people who break world records too... cause they're like, the best at something... and I'm not. It's rough, I know. It's called jealousy.

I'm sorry I didn't know you and David Blaine were dating...

Ya, I wish I could hold my breath for 9 minutes.. I really really really do.

He's a fucking hack who never did a trick of his own, got called out on that very fact, and now does "stunts"... he's a fucking tool.

StuartD · 05-06-2006, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

I'm sorry I didn't know you and David Blaine were dating...

Ya, I wish I could hold my breath for 9 minutes.. I really really really do.

He's a fucking hack who never did a trick of his own, got called out on that very fact, and now does "stunts"... he's a fucking tool.

I'm sorry, I didn't know this was such a touchy subject. You've obviously put a lot of thought into this.

Continue on then, I'm sure it makes you feel better.

aico · 05-06-2006, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

I'm sorry, I didn't know this was such a touchy subject. You've obviously put a lot of thought into this.

Continue on then, I'm sure it makes you feel better.

LOL, touchy subject for you maybe, you're the one sticking up for the jackass.

Sorry if holding your breath doesn't impress me. Put some sharks or stinging jellyfish in there with him, then maybe I'll be interested, but I wouldn't hold your breath on that.

Domain Distribution · 05-06-2006, 02:10 PM

StuartD · 05-06-2006, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

LOL, touchy subject for you maybe, you're the one sticking up for the jackass.

Sorry if holding your breath doesn't impress me. Put some sharks or stinging jellyfish in there with him, then maybe I'll be interested, but I wouldn't hold your breath on that.

So let me get this straight... he can make millions of dollars, get millions to tune in on tv, get hundreds of thousands to visit him, get tons of press and break world records all by doing these "stunts" and you hate him for it?

Good on you! You fight the good fight in your midiocrity. He'll never be half the man you will ever be... sitting there spouting your hate for all to see on the interweb!

aico · 05-06-2006, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

So let me get this straight... he can make millions of dollars, get millions to tune in on tv, get hundreds of thousands to visit him, get tons of press and break world records all by doing these "stunts" and you hate him for it?

Good on you! You fight the good fight in your midiocrity. He'll never be half the man you will ever be... sitting there spouting your hate for all to see on the interweb!

I don't care enough about him to hate him... and he's hit on my girlfriend and got turned down, they we (my gf and I) went home laughing and making fun of him and then we fucked... Glad I wasn't him and was me, and I bet he wished he was me at that time. I have never wished I was him.

Turn off your fucking TV, not everyone wishes for millions of people to be watching them, only the attention whores.

StuartD · 05-06-2006, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

I don't care enough about him to hate him... and he's hit on my girlfriend and got turned down, they we (my gf and I) went home laughing and making fun of him and then we fucked... Glad I wasn't him and was me, and I bet he wished he was me at that time. I have never wished I was him.

Turn off your fucking TV, not everyone wishes for millions of people to be watching them, only the attention whores.

Aww... don't get so defensive. You should be proud of your mediocrity. Most people are average and very few have fame, riches and world records. It's not healthy to envy those that do... you'll only be miserable. But hey, don't take my word for it. Just listen to yourself. That's all.

By the way, I don't watch television. And if I did, it wouldn't be just to find people to hate on. But then, I'm actually content with life.

aico · 05-06-2006, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

Aww... don't get so defensive. You should be proud of your mediocrity. Most people are average and very few have fame, riches and world records. It's not healthy to envy those that do... you'll only be miserable. But hey, don't take my word for it. Just listen to yourself. That's all.

By the way, I don't watch television. And if I did, it wouldn't be just to find people to hate on. But then, I'm actually content with life.

What the fuck are you talking about? You should listen to yourself, get your panties in a bunch because one mediocre guy thinks that David Blaine holding his breath for 9 minutes is about the stupidest thing he's heard of.

You seriously need to take your David Blaine posters off your wall, and resign as the Fan Club President.

StuartD · 05-06-2006, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

What the fuck are you talking about? You should listen to yourself, get your panties in a bunch because one mediocre guy thinks that David Blaine holding his breath for 9 minutes is about the stupidest thing he's heard of.

You seriously need to take your David Blaine posters off your wall, and resign as the Fan Club President.

Aww.. there ya go all defensive again. You still think this is about David Blaine, don't you?

Too funny.

aico · 05-06-2006, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

Aww.. there ya go all defensive again. You still think this is about David Blaine, don't you?

Too funny.

I think you really ought to look up the word defensive... then use it correctly in a sentence.

see, you are defending David Blaine... I am Attacking... this lesson was free.

StuartD · 05-06-2006, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

I think you really ought to look up the word defensive... then use it correctly in a sentence.

see, you are defending David Blaine... I am Attacking... this lesson was free.

ok there champ, what ever you say

aico · 05-06-2006, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

ok there champ, what ever you say

Really? Cool, so I say "David Blaine is a fucking attention whore tool, and you're apparently his #1 fan."...

StuartD · 05-06-2006, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

Really? Cool, so I say "David Blaine is a fucking attention whore tool, and you're apparently his #1 fan."...

Yup, keep going too... many are quite amused by your squirming, plus, we're almost at page 2. Go on, say some thing else for us to laugh at

aico · 05-06-2006, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD

Yup, keep going too... many are quite amused by your squirming, plus, we're almost at page 2. Go on, say some thing else for us to laugh at

Oh god, the old "we are laughing at you" post... you're running out of wits.

StuartD · 05-06-2006, 03:09 PM

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Oh god, the old "we are laughing at you" post... you're running out of wits.

As opposed to the "stop watching tv" and "take the posters down"?

And yeah, I'm enjoying the icq messages on your behalf. Please do post some more... please? Keep this up, it's priceless

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