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Loryn · 05-10-2006, 11:21 AM

A mail carrier told a friend that the US Postal service sent out a message to all letter carriers to put a sheet of Bounce in their uniform pockets to keep yellow-jackets away. Use them all the time when playing baseball and soccer. I use it when I am working outside. It really works.
The yellow jackets just veer around you.

1. All this time you've just been putting Bounce in the dryer! It will chase ants away when you lay a sheet near them.

2. It also repels mice. Spread sheets around foundation areas, or in trailers, or cars that are sitting and it keeps mice from entering your vehicle.

3. It takes the odor out of books and photo albums that don't get opened very often.

4. It repels mosquitoes. Tie a sheet of Bounce through a belt loop when outdoors during mosquito season.

5. Eliminate static electricity from your television (or computer) screen.

6. Since Bounce is designed to help eliminate static cling, wipe your television screen with a used sheet of Bounce to keep dust from resettling.

7. Dissolve soap scum from shower doors. Clean with a sheet of Bounce.

8. To freshen the air in your home - place an individual sheet of Bounce in a drawer or hang in the closet.

9. Put a Bounce sheet in vacuum cleaner.

10. Prevent thread from tangling. Run a threaded needle through a sheet of Bounce before beginning to sew.

11. Prevent musty suitcases. Place an individual sheet of Bounce inside empty luggage before storing.

12. To freshen the air in your car - place a sheet of Bounce under the front seat.

13. Clean baked-on foods from a cooking pan. Put a sheet in a pan, fill with water, let sit overnight, and sponge clean. The anti-static agent apparently weakens the bond between the food and the pan.

14. Eliminate odors in wastebaskets. Place a sheet of Bounce at the bottom of the wastebasket.

15. Collect cat hair. Rubbing the area with a sheet of Bounce will magnetically attract all the loose hairs.

16. Eliminate static electricity from venetian blinds. Wipe the blinds with a sheet of Bounce to prevent dust from resettling.

17. Wipe up sawdust from drilling or sand papering. A used sheet of Bounce will collect sawdust like a tack cloth.

18. Eliminate odors in dirty laundry. Place an individual sheet of Bounce at the bottom of a laundry bag or hamper.
19. Deodorize shoes or sneakers. Place a sheet of Bounce in your shoes or sneakers overnight.

20. Golfers put a Bounce sheet in their back pocket to keep the bees away.

21. Put a Bounce sheet in your sleeping bag and tent before folding and storing them. It will keep them smelling fresh.

22. Quick, bounce this on within the next 5 minutes! Nothing will happen if you don't, but your friends will be glad to hear these hints

munki · 05-10-2006, 11:22 AM

Shit... All I have is Downy

Sarah_Jayne · 05-10-2006, 11:22 AM

I know I always put a sheet of it in my luggage to keep the clothing smelling good.

I am allergic to bees so maybe I should cloak myself in it for the summer.

sicone · 05-10-2006, 11:29 AM

Loryn has a nice bounce when she walks

RAM · 05-10-2006, 11:44 AM

DON'T use bounce to hide the scent of your W##d because later when you go to use it - it will taste like Bounce....true story...don't try it. taste BAD.

Otherwise kick ASS stuff that bounce

Fetish Gimp · 05-10-2006, 11:45 AM

The secret ingredient in my lasagna is Bounce. It also cures pinkeye and dandruff.

L0rdJuni0r · 05-10-2006, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone

Loryn has a nice bounce when she walks

yes she does

Ice · 05-10-2006, 11:49 AM

Some great tips Loryn

rowan · 05-10-2006, 01:09 PM

For those of us not in the USA what is "bounce" ?

seeric · 05-10-2006, 01:12 PM

cool. with Windex and Bounce i got it all covered now.

got a cut yesterday. sprayed it with windex, its gone.

had a broken leg, sprayed it with windex, its better.

rowan · 05-10-2006, 01:12 PM

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/household/bounce.asp - seems lots of the email is a myth

psili · 05-10-2006, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RAM

DON'T use bounce to hide the scent of your W##d because later when you go to use it - it will taste like Bounce....true story...don't try it. taste BAD.

Otherwise kick ASS stuff that bounce

I remember in the dorms, we'd stuff bounce into empty toilette paper / towel rolls and blow the smoke through them to "cover" the scent. Worked ok, except you'd have a bouncy weed smell in your room.

aimeesweet · 05-10-2006, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

cool. with Windex and Bounce i got it all covered now.

got a cut yesterday. sprayed it with windex, its gone.

had a broken leg, sprayed it with windex, its better.

Airek, are you Greek? lol

seeric · 05-10-2006, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aimeesweet

Airek, are you Greek? lol

i was wondering who would be first to get that. hehe.

baddog · 05-10-2006, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/household/bounce.asp - seems lots of the email is a myth

Eliminating static electricity from venetian blinds kind of tipped me off that it might not be all that accurate.

05-10-2006, 11:21 AM	#1
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	Bounce this away: I had no idea Bounce was this useful. A mail carrier told a friend that the US Postal service sent out a message to all letter carriers to put a sheet of Bounce in their uniform pockets to keep yellow-jackets away. Use them all the time when playing baseball and soccer. I use it when I am working outside. It really works. The yellow jackets just veer around you. 1. All this time you've just been putting Bounce in the dryer! It will chase ants away when you lay a sheet near them. 2. It also repels mice. Spread sheets around foundation areas, or in trailers, or cars that are sitting and it keeps mice from entering your vehicle. 3. It takes the odor out of books and photo albums that don't get opened very often. 4. It repels mosquitoes. Tie a sheet of Bounce through a belt loop when outdoors during mosquito season. 5. Eliminate static electricity from your television (or computer) screen. 6. Since Bounce is designed to help eliminate static cling, wipe your television screen with a used sheet of Bounce to keep dust from resettling. 7. Dissolve soap scum from shower doors. Clean with a sheet of Bounce. 8. To freshen the air in your home - place an individual sheet of Bounce in a drawer or hang in the closet. 9. Put a Bounce sheet in vacuum cleaner. 10. Prevent thread from tangling. Run a threaded needle through a sheet of Bounce before beginning to sew. 11. Prevent musty suitcases. Place an individual sheet of Bounce inside empty luggage before storing. 12. To freshen the air in your car - place a sheet of Bounce under the front seat. 13. Clean baked-on foods from a cooking pan. Put a sheet in a pan, fill with water, let sit overnight, and sponge clean. The anti-static agent apparently weakens the bond between the food and the pan. 14. Eliminate odors in wastebaskets. Place a sheet of Bounce at the bottom of the wastebasket. 15. Collect cat hair. Rubbing the area with a sheet of Bounce will magnetically attract all the loose hairs. 16. Eliminate static electricity from venetian blinds. Wipe the blinds with a sheet of Bounce to prevent dust from resettling. 17. Wipe up sawdust from drilling or sand papering. A used sheet of Bounce will collect sawdust like a tack cloth. 18. Eliminate odors in dirty laundry. Place an individual sheet of Bounce at the bottom of a laundry bag or hamper. 19. Deodorize shoes or sneakers. Place a sheet of Bounce in your shoes or sneakers overnight. 20. Golfers put a Bounce sheet in their back pocket to keep the bees away. 21. Put a Bounce sheet in your sleeping bag and tent before folding and storing them. It will keep them smelling fresh. 22. Quick, bounce this on within the next 5 minutes! Nothing will happen if you don't, but your friends will be glad to hear these hints __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	I know I always put a sheet of it in my luggage to keep the clothing smelling good. I am allergic to bees so maybe I should cloak myself in it for the summer.

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	cool. with Windex and Bounce i got it all covered now. got a cut yesterday. sprayed it with windex, its gone. had a broken leg, sprayed it with windex, its better.