Official Thread: JFPDude is *NOT* Dead - GoFuckYourself.com

Brad Mitchell · 05-04-2006, 07:47 AM

Reference http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...=605229&page=3

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Brad

G-Rotica · 05-04-2006, 07:50 AM

Well, damn...

gooddomains · 05-04-2006, 07:51 AM

bump for the alive

jimthefiend · 05-04-2006, 07:52 AM

Ok but jimthefiend is though...

Raven · 05-04-2006, 07:52 AM

Thanks, Brad.

CyberHustler · 05-04-2006, 07:53 AM

What?........ Seriously?

JFPdude · 05-04-2006, 07:53 AM

Wait. If I'm dead can I collect all my life insurance policy's?

Hold on let me find the answer to that before I realize if I am dead or not. LMFAO

jimthefiend · 05-04-2006, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude

Wait. If I'm dead can I collect all my life insurance policy's?

Hold on let me find the answer to that before I realize if I am dead or not. LMFAO

Hey WERE you the guy that lost someone in 911? Been driving me nuts.

BlingDaddy · 05-04-2006, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude

Wait. If I'm dead can I collect all my life insurance policy's?

Hold on let me find the answer to that before I realize if I am dead or not. LMFAO

Get back to dead sir...

JFPdude · 05-04-2006, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Hey WERE you the guy that lost someone in 911? Been driving me nuts.

Yes I lost one of my brothers on the 94th floor of the south tower. Moussoui should have gotten the death sentence yesterday. My brother had no choice ... some idiotic jury allows these murderers to live.

But thats a whole other topic and not related to my death.

Still checking with my insurance companies to see if I am dead or not.

StuartD · 05-04-2006, 07:58 AM

I was dead once.

I got better.

jacked · 05-04-2006, 08:01 AM

what teh butt slut?

SteveLightspeed · 05-04-2006, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell

I don't need to present proof, I'm Brad.

Good enough for me!

Juicy D. Links · 05-04-2006, 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude

Yes I lost one of my brothers on the 94th floor of the south tower. Moussoui should have gotten the death sentence yesterday. My brother had no choice ... some idiotic jury allows these murderers to live.

But thats a whole other topic and not related to my death.

Still checking with my insurance companies to see if I am dead or not.

oh man bro thank god you are alive bro

Manowar · 05-04-2006, 08:31 AM

back from the dead yo!

Brad Mitchell · 05-04-2006, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Good enough for me!

The same would be true in reverse, my friend.

Cheers,

Brad

E$_manager · 05-04-2006, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

I was dead once.

I got better.

so how was that?

RogerV5 · 05-04-2006, 08:58 AM

yeah... he's dead

European Lee · 05-04-2006, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude

Moussoui should have gotten the death sentence yesterday.

He did get a death sentence.

Its just a matter of when/who carries it out now

Regards,

Lee

MrIzzz · 05-04-2006, 09:40 AM

woooooohoooooooooooooo my sexy bald friend is still alive

xclusive · 05-04-2006, 09:47 AM

Being dead is overrated, Welcome back

fuzebox · 05-04-2006, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

I was dead once.

I got better.

She turned me into a newt!

RawAlex · 05-04-2006, 10:48 AM

I tried dead. It was pretty dull.

Alex

TurboAngel · 05-04-2006, 01:56 PM

That thread just realy upset me!

Spudstr · 05-04-2006, 02:34 PM

Yay marks alive! I almost went on and told Ted about this thread.

baddog · 05-04-2006, 03:01 PM

Well, guess my skepticism was accurate again. New I would get flamed if I came out and said I doubt it, hence my "surprising news I think" comment

Welcome back Mark

$5 submissions · 05-04-2006, 03:09 PM

Welcome back, Mark!

Spunky · 05-04-2006, 05:28 PM

Welcome back to the living

Brad Mitchell · 05-04-2006, 09:09 PM

Bump for the living.

L-Pink · 05-04-2006, 09:58 PM

I want my fuckin flowers back ...

detoxed · 05-04-2006, 10:59 PM

drrrrammma whores huh?

JFPdude · 05-05-2006, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Spudstr

Yay marks alive! I almost went on and told Ted about this thread.

LMFAO ... He would have loved to hear this news huh?

I did email the admin of the other forum but I have word he's at a conference so this cannot get straightened out yet.

for those who messaged me late last night sorry I couldn't answer I am not at my computer as much as I used to.

I have had to quit smoking, and my meds I am on to keep me alive makes sure I sleep 10 hours a day. Welchol, Phenobarbital, Valium, Catapress, etc etc etc ... they tend to wear a person down.

I have a core group of customers I am getting their work caught up on. I am not taking on any new clients at this time. Thus the reason I have not been around GFY.

Now for some advice to you webmasters.

As I stated yesterday had things gone another way last month these threads about my death could have been true. This was caused by my lifestyle.

Stressing over making sure every customer was happy. I cannot do that anymore. Now I make sure I have more people working for me to make sure I am not the only one stressing. The stress level was so high my lood pressure was 190/140 anybody that knows how to interpret those numbers can tell you I was in the range of a massive stroke. My blood pressure now runs at 126/82 it's not perfect yet but it's out of the stroke zone.

Eating right, When I started in the web business in 1994 I weighed 180 pounds. Those of you that have met me since 1999 know I grew to much more than that. As of last month I was 324 pounds. I am now down to 292 and I am now making sure I am taking all the steps to reduce this weight further. I have cut out soda, chips, hamburgers, all fast foods, pizza, and much much more.

In fact all I drink now is water. And lots of it.

Sitting in front of the computer. The amount of time I sat in front of this computer was staggering. I would sit here for days on end non stop without sleep. I no longer do this. I make sure if I sit in front of the computer now I set a timer for 2 hours. After the 2 hours is up I go outside. I take a walk to the local store 1/4 mile away which is downhill to the store and uphill back. I go down and buy myself a water. This regiment has taken 32 pounds off me in a month.

This business has many dangers to peoples health. Just because it's a cushy sit at home and work when you want for most of you don't think your health cannot be adversly affected. Heed these warnings. Make sure you take time for eating right and excersize everyday.

Oh yeah the best snack food sitting at a computer? Celery. It's nutritious, It keeps you full, and you actually burn more calories eating it than it has in it. So if you eat celery as a snack you won't gain any weight from it.

Now I am not saying I don't care about my customers, Of course I do. I'm just saying I'm taking steps to insure I will be here for them for many years to come.

KRL · 05-05-2006, 07:31 AM

WTF????

I told you guys reincarnation is for realz!

See!!!

shuki · 05-09-2006, 11:29 AM

wow what a relief.

Hit me up anytime.

mechanicvirus · 05-09-2006, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude

Wait. If I'm dead can I collect all my life insurance policy's?

Hold on let me find the answer to that before I realize if I am dead or not. LMFAO

Holy shit it's zombie JFPdude!!

05-04-2006, 07:47 AM	#1
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