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05-03-2006, 01:27 PM
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Faking disease to get rid of a date
anyone done it?
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05-03-2006, 01:28 PM
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I've considered it, but it would eventually get out, she would tell her friends, and so on, next thing you know you cant get laid because of our little lie,
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05-03-2006, 01:30 PM
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ahhh, no!!!
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05-03-2006, 01:31 PM
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It's coming look busy
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Fuck a disease that shit can mess up your game.
Use the poison oak excuse.
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05-03-2006, 01:32 PM
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I landed in poison ivey, cant touch it for two weeks, sorry doll
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05-03-2006, 01:37 PM
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sorry babe, I just got aids from a 2$ hooker...
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05-03-2006, 01:38 PM
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that would fuck your game all up, no way anyone would fuck you then
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05-03-2006, 04:59 PM
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We need more free porn
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05-03-2006, 05:45 PM
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Why the fuck did you agree to the date in the first place if you're gonna make up an excuse like this to get out of it? Stupid.
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05-03-2006, 06:42 PM
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05-03-2006, 07:07 PM
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well... just fall asleep
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05-03-2006, 07:21 PM
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8.8.8.8
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only if the person was reaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyy ugly
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05-03-2006, 07:23 PM
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emperor of my world
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id say i got malaria or yellow fever, to name some of my favourites
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05-03-2006, 08:22 PM
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You claim you've been hit with "stupid" disease!
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05-04-2006, 04:09 AM
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05-04-2006, 04:16 AM
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there's no $$$ in porn
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05-04-2006, 04:27 AM
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I like Dutch Girls
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I had a guy like that in my class he made up all kinda shit
Its bad karma imho
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05-04-2006, 05:37 AM
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Choice is an Illusion
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Nah. Only used to do it when I worked in corporate world.
Hang over = stomach flu was my personal favorite. You can add in your exlposive diaherrea for added effect if you like. |
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05-04-2006, 06:31 AM
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any pics of explosive diarrea?
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05-04-2006, 06:33 AM
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I honestly told a girl I was dating I had mono ...
That ended things quick. Problem was, I actually DID have mono - and she thought I made it up to get rid of her. No shit. |
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05-04-2006, 06:38 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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tell her you fucked a transsexual last week, that will scare her away
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