Faking disease to get rid of a date
 

anyone done it?

I've considered it, but it would eventually get out, she would tell her friends, and so on, next thing you know you cant get laid because of our little lie,

ahhh, no!!!

Fuck a disease that shit can mess up your game.
Use the poison oak excuse.

I landed in poison ivey, cant touch it for two weeks, sorry doll

sorry babe, I just got aids from a 2$ hooker...

that would fuck your game all up, no way anyone would fuck you then

What if she's got Aids too.. You're in big trouble.

Why the fuck did you agree to the date in the first place if you're gonna make up an excuse like this to get out of it? Stupid.

:Oh crap :1orglaugh :winkwink:

well... just fall asleep

only if the person was reaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyy ugly :1orglaugh

id say i got malaria or yellow fever, to name some of my favourites

You claim you've been hit with "stupid" disease!

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:1orglaugh

I had a guy like that in my class he made up all kinda shit

Its bad karma imho

Nah. Only used to do it when I worked in corporate world.

Hang over = stomach flu was my personal favorite. You can add in your exlposive diaherrea for added effect if you like.

:winkwink:

any pics of explosive diarrea?

I honestly told a girl I was dating I had mono ...
That ended things quick.




Problem was, I actually DID have mono - and she thought I made it up to get rid of her. No shit.

tell her you fucked a transsexual last week, that will scare her away