Have you ever gotten laid from myspace? (proper) - GoFuckYourself.com

xxxjay · 05-03-2006, 12:49 PM

If so...share tips, stories, and pist profiles and pics!

pr0 · 05-03-2006, 12:50 PM

Several times....but on new years of this year, a girl with fake pics showed up @ a party my friends were throwing....& wouldn't leave, with her 200lb ass eating all the chips & drinking all our beer

so i deleted my account, & i stick to picking up girls irl now

RayBonga · 05-03-2006, 12:51 PM

No, probably because I don't have a myspace account.

sfera · 05-03-2006, 12:51 PM

no but my buddy in college apparently does alot

CyberHustler · 05-03-2006, 12:53 PM

no... but there are girls on myspace that ive fucked years ago before myspace

Manowar · 05-03-2006, 12:53 PM

hey jay, you promote any ccbill sites on jays xxx links?

pr0 · 05-03-2006, 12:54 PM

I'll try to find some pictures of this fucking cow....but essentially she gave me her photos from her senior year in highschool....& showed up at the house with an extra 100lbs, a horrific southern accent, & she seriously had a ROLL of condoms in her purse that fell out onto the floor (wether it was on purpose or not i'm not sure)...everyone was too scared to ask her to leave, fearing she'd hit them

kanalj · 05-03-2006, 12:55 PM

not from myspace but from helgon.net, sweet zombie jesus. that has been my sexlife for atleast 5 years time now ^__^

Babagirls · 05-03-2006, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

Several times....but on new years of this year, a girl with fake pics showed up @ a party my friends were throwing....& wouldn't leave, with her 200lb ass eating all the chips & drinking all our beer

so i deleted my account, & i stick to picking up girls irl now

pics???????????????????????????

Funbrunette · 05-03-2006, 12:56 PM

I'm going to plead the 5th on that one....Make your own conclusions!

xxxjay · 05-03-2006, 01:00 PM

I voted yes.

Shouldn't be long before Ramos chimes in on this one!

SomeCreep · 05-03-2006, 01:02 PM

On a separate note, Jay, the occash links to knobsquad link to the warning page, as opposed to the tour. Can you please fix them so that they forward directly to the tour? I already emailed Chris but got not reply.

Love Sex · 05-03-2006, 01:12 PM

I dont myspace but My freinds throw alot of parties at clubs and promote it on myspace. then mad girls from myspace come ussally the invited ones get free alcohal. Im introduced to them at the party and then its up to me to close the deal. sometimes i do sometimes i dont.

G-Rotica · 05-03-2006, 01:14 PM

once, trying for twice

xxxjay · 05-03-2006, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep

On a separate note, Jay, the occash links to knobsquad link to the warning page, as opposed to the tour. Can you please fix them so that they forward directly to the tour? I already emailed Chris but got not reply.

Just messaged him...thanks for the 411.

HollywoodChris · 05-03-2006, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep

On a separate note, Jay, the occash links to knobsquad link to the warning page, as opposed to the tour. Can you please fix them so that they forward directly to the tour? I already emailed Chris but got not reply.

SomeCreep, i dont have an email from you but thanks for the heads up. I will get this fixed shortly.

jimmy-3-way · 05-03-2006, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

If so...share tips, stories, and pist profiles and pics!

Best way to get MySpace game: open an account with a hot chick's pics in your area. See what lines the idiots are using on her, because they're using that on all of 'em.

Think up better openings, chat 'em up, close 'em in person.

Shooting_Maniac1 · 05-03-2006, 01:56 PM

I get major ass from myspace, no lie. I have no clue why either... maybe because I dont chase it like a dog in heat? hmmmmm

SmokeyTheBear · 05-03-2006, 01:58 PM

testing image recognition

IWantU_Jeff · 05-03-2006, 02:04 PM

not here.. not even on there.. :/

Vasago Reno · 05-03-2006, 02:32 PM

Several times.

But I have an absolutely surefire series of lines that works everytime.

pr0 · 05-03-2006, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vasago Reno

Several times.

But I have an absolutely surefire series of lines that works everytime.

I'm rich

I don't have aids

I have a penis over 5 inches?

dissipate · 05-03-2006, 02:45 PM

Ask me on saturday

RyuLion · 05-03-2006, 02:46 PM

shit, now I feel left-out..

madawgz · 05-03-2006, 02:47 PM

hahahaha, seriously you can get laid from myspace?

wdsguy · 05-03-2006, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

hahahaha, seriously you can get laid from myspace?

only guys with huge postcounts do.

dynastoned · 05-03-2006, 02:57 PM

yes, but only because i already knew most of them in real life before myspace.

Ramos · 05-03-2006, 03:24 PM

Does Howdy Doody have Wooden Balls?

Jman · 05-03-2006, 04:49 PM

Funny I see this thread, I met this chick threw myspace when I moved in with Sleazy in Winnipeg. Banged her once, shit got complicated, gave it a rest and now today I picked her up at work for a lunch quickie.

I love myspace friends with benefits

SleazyDream · 05-03-2006, 04:53 PM

i haven't banged any from myspace.

I make love to em

Sinstar · 05-03-2006, 05:01 PM

I've hooked up with 3 girls from myspace. The trick is to let them come to you. Put you are there for "friends" and be the only guy who doesn't want to get in their pants. Worked for me and I wasn't even trying.

D · 05-03-2006, 05:14 PM

I signed up on myspace 4 weeks ago to finally answer all of those people in my life that are like "You aren't on MySpace?!?"

Since then, I've only posted a picture of myself asleep on a train as my pic, and reported I'm a 32 Year Old drinker/nonsmoker who's currently involved in a serious relationship.

I also have no friends except that founder-guy that everyone starts off with... haven't bothered going through the motions of adding any more yet.

And, no shit, I've already been approached by 4 women... guess they troll profiles or something... I imagine Myspace could be the kinda place to hook-up if I was looking for that kinda thing.

Scott McD · 05-03-2006, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy

only guys with huge postcounts do.

It's cool he's working on it...

Kevsh · 05-03-2006, 05:20 PM

"The Key to MySpace Dating Success" is the title of my upcoming book. I'll post the link to buy it on Amazon.com when it's released.

minusonebit · 05-03-2006, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga

No, probably because I don't have a myspace account.

Same here. Dont want one either.

Barefootsies · 05-03-2006, 05:56 PM

Yes I have.

xxxjay · 05-03-2006, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

I'm rich

I don't have aids

I have a penis over 5 inches?

That's pretty funny.

nico-t · 05-03-2006, 07:45 PM

i aint got myspace....

Spunky · 05-03-2006, 07:49 PM

I seem to attract the fatties with drug problems

Beaver Bob · 05-03-2006, 08:05 PM

yes i have, several times in fact. but usually they aren't worth a second time and often times aren't even worth the trouble the first time

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05-03-2006, 12:49 PM	#1
xxxjay Tube groupie. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: LoScandalous, CA Posts: 13,482	Have you ever gotten laid from myspace? (proper) If so...share tips, stories, and pist profiles and pics! __________________ http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/

05-03-2006, 12:50 PM	#2
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Several times....but on new years of this year, a girl with fake pics showed up @ a party my friends were throwing....& wouldn't leave, with her 200lb ass eating all the chips & drinking all our beer so i deleted my account, & i stick to picking up girls irl now __________________ __________ Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

05-03-2006, 12:55 PM	#8
kanalj Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 639	not from myspace but from helgon.net, sweet zombie jesus. that has been my sexlife for atleast 5 years time now ^__^ __________________ I made that back in the days!

05-03-2006, 12:56 PM	#10
Funbrunette Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 4,834	I'm going to plead the 5th on that one....Make your own conclusions! __________________ Stephanie (Funbrunette) [email protected] ICQ: 155-713-409

05-03-2006, 12:51 PM	#3
RayBonga too cool for highschool Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: East side, West side, Worldwide! Posts: 12,164	No, probably because I don't have a myspace account.

05-03-2006, 12:51 PM	#4
sfera Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: ICQ: 248877409 Posts: 8,597	no but my buddy in college apparently does alot

05-03-2006, 12:53 PM	#5
CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 26,210	no... but there are girls on myspace that ive fucked years ago before myspace

05-03-2006, 12:53 PM	#6
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	hey jay, you promote any ccbill sites on jays xxx links?

05-03-2006, 12:54 PM	#7
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	I'll try to find some pictures of this fucking cow....but essentially she gave me her photos from her senior year in highschool....& showed up at the house with an extra 100lbs, a horrific southern accent, & she seriously had a ROLL of condoms in her purse that fell out onto the floor (wether it was on purpose or not i'm not sure)...everyone was too scared to ask her to leave, fearing she'd hit them

05-03-2006, 01:00 PM	#11
xxxjay Tube groupie. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: LoScandalous, CA Posts: 13,482	I voted yes. Shouldn't be long before Ramos chimes in on this one! __________________ http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/

05-03-2006, 01:02 PM	#12
SomeCreep :glugglug Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Where the Wild Things Are Posts: 26,118	On a separate note, Jay, the occash links to knobsquad link to the warning page, as opposed to the tour. Can you please fix them so that they forward directly to the tour? I already emailed Chris but got not reply. __________________ Webair Hosting I use and recommend Webair for hosting.

05-03-2006, 01:12 PM	#13
Love Sex Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,905	I dont myspace but My freinds throw alot of parties at clubs and promote it on myspace. then mad girls from myspace come ussally the invited ones get free alcohal. Im introduced to them at the party and then its up to me to close the deal. sometimes i do sometimes i dont.

05-03-2006, 01:14 PM	#14
G-Rotica Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 4,258	once, trying for twice __________________

05-03-2006, 01:56 PM	#18
Shooting_Maniac1 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 417	I get major ass from myspace, no lie. I have no clue why either... maybe because I dont chase it like a dog in heat? hmmmmm

05-03-2006, 01:58 PM	#19
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	testing image recognition __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

05-03-2006, 02:04 PM	#20
IWantU_Jeff Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cold Cold Montreal Posts: 2,092	not here.. not even on there.. :/ __________________ Jeffy B. ICQ: 463.180.179

05-03-2006, 02:32 PM	#21
Vasago Reno So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 483	Several times. But I have an absolutely surefire series of lines that works everytime.

05-03-2006, 02:45 PM	#23
dissipate The Dirty Frenchman Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 8,904	Ask me on saturday

05-03-2006, 02:46 PM	#24
RyuLion ClubDomCash.com Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 32,265	shit, now I feel left-out.. __________________ Adult Biz Consultant A tech head since 1995

05-03-2006, 02:47 PM	#25
madawgz 8.8.8.8 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Noordermarkt Posts: 30,509	hahahaha, seriously you can get laid from myspace? __________________ TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

05-03-2006, 02:57 PM	#27
dynastoned mmm yeah! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 5,061	yes, but only because i already knew most of them in real life before myspace.

05-03-2006, 03:24 PM	#28
Ramos Custom User Title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 11,927	Does Howdy Doody have Wooden Balls? __________________ blewit.com - Performance & Pleasure Training For Men.

05-03-2006, 04:49 PM	#29
Jman Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canuckstikan Posts: 22,769	Funny I see this thread, I met this chick threw myspace when I moved in with Sleazy in Winnipeg. Banged her once, shit got complicated, gave it a rest and now today I picked her up at work for a lunch quickie. I love myspace friends with benefits __________________ email: [email protected] Best AI Affiliate Program We also do WL at $0.00 upfront costs FantasyXXX.AI Teams: jean.francois.laverdiere TG: @jman1216

05-03-2006, 04:53 PM	#30
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	i haven't banged any from myspace. I make love to em __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

05-03-2006, 05:01 PM	#31
Sinstar Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,206	I've hooked up with 3 girls from myspace. The trick is to let them come to you. Put you are there for "friends" and be the only guy who doesn't want to get in their pants. Worked for me and I wasn't even trying.

05-03-2006, 05:14 PM	#32
D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley Posts: 7,412	I signed up on myspace 4 weeks ago to finally answer all of those people in my life that are like "You aren't on MySpace?!?" Since then, I've only posted a picture of myself asleep on a train as my pic, and reported I'm a 32 Year Old drinker/nonsmoker who's currently involved in a serious relationship. I also have no friends except that founder-guy that everyone starts off with... haven't bothered going through the motions of adding any more yet. And, no shit, I've already been approached by 4 women... guess they troll profiles or something... I imagine Myspace could be the kinda place to hook-up if I was looking for that kinda thing. __________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31

05-03-2006, 05:20 PM	#34
Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	"The Key to MySpace Dating Success" is the title of my upcoming book. I'll post the link to buy it on Amazon.com when it's released.

05-03-2006, 05:56 PM	#36
Barefootsies Choice is an Illusion Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Land of Obama Posts: 42,635	Yes I have. __________________ Should You Email Your Members? Link1 \| Link2 \| Link3 Enough Said. "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

05-03-2006, 07:45 PM	#38
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	i aint got myspace....

05-03-2006, 07:49 PM	#39
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	I seem to attract the fatties with drug problems __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

05-03-2006, 08:05 PM	#40
Beaver Bob Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 1,099	yes i have, several times in fact. but usually they aren't worth a second time and often times aren't even worth the trouble the first time __________________ Spunky Dollars \| Need Content? Paysite Owners: Protect Your Members Area with Strongbox 361-574-229