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The Duck · 05-01-2006, 01:54 PM

When I ejaculated I wasnt really paying attention and a small portion of sperm shot right into my open mouth landing on my tounge. I was like what the fuck, but there wasnt much to do about it now was there.

Point. It didnt taste all that bad, I could honestly concider making it into a product or something. Perharps flavour it and sell it off in india as some kind of sexual enhancer.

Perharps its just my sperm that overly delicious, I dont know.

On a side note I saw this documentary just a few minutes ago about cheetas and their sperm, somehow it seems that some higher power really want me to do this. What do you think?

CamJack · 05-01-2006, 01:59 PM

If you drink semen and you are a dude...you are gay. Even if it's your own spunk.

cranki · 05-01-2006, 02:01 PM

The Duck · 05-01-2006, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by geoGUERILLA

If you drink semen and you are a dude...you are gay. Even if it's your own spunk.

Even if its unitentional?

madawgz · 05-01-2006, 02:11 PM

hahahaha if its unintentional i guess its ok.......aslong as you dont do it again

The Duck · 05-01-2006, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

hahahaha if its unintentional i guess its ok.......aslong as you dont do it again

I will have to make sure to turn my penis in a different angle in the future.

majorbitch · 05-01-2006, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by cranki

Oh shit, I almost spat out my soda laughing from that.

P. Nash · 05-01-2006, 02:17 PM

If its an accident, I say... Not gay. If you swish to get the essence of the flavor... GAY.

Dagwolf · 05-01-2006, 02:19 PM

bukkandah.com

Go for it.

mardigras · 05-01-2006, 02:22 PM

Why pay for the milk when you can get the cow for free?

dynastoned · 05-01-2006, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf

bukkandah.com

Go for it.

madawgz · 05-01-2006, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by mardigras

Why pay for the milk when you can get the cow for free?

its simply wrong

travs · 05-01-2006, 02:43 PM

that's the start. after tasting yours, you'll get curious on how would other guys' cum taste like. next thing you knowmyou hunger for guys cum.

The Duck · 05-01-2006, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by travs

that's the start. after tasting yours, you'll get curious on how would other guys' cum taste like. next thing you knowmyou hunger for guys cum.

Was afraid of that.

cranki · 05-01-2006, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by kandah

Was afraid of that.

northboy · 05-01-2006, 02:50 PM

the first time it's unintentional, the second time it's an accident, and when it's the 50th time, well, then you're gay!

Semi-Retired-Dave · 05-01-2006, 02:52 PM

TMI if you ask me. Or you had some kind of fantasy about that cheetah.

travs · 05-01-2006, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by kandah

The Duck · 05-01-2006, 02:55 PM

LOL at the striking George Lucas reference

Nomad · 05-01-2006, 02:56 PM

This was a waste of post space

u-Bob · 05-01-2006, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by kandah

Even if its unitentional?

if you liked it, you're gay...

Deraj · 05-01-2006, 04:28 PM

no doubt about it.. queer as a 3 dollar bill

majorbitch · 05-01-2006, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by cranki

LOL WTF HAHA HAHA ~

Spunky · 05-01-2006, 04:41 PM

Gayest thread ever

mechanicvirus · 05-01-2006, 04:43 PM

thats really disturbing

a1ka1ine · 05-01-2006, 04:43 PM

tell me more about cheetah sperm and its enhancing properties

Scott McD · 05-01-2006, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah

When I ejaculated I wasnt really paying attention and a small portion of sperm shot right into my open mouth

Mwahahaha !!!!!!!!

u-Bob · 05-01-2006, 04:47 PM

FilthyRob · 05-01-2006, 04:49 PM

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The Duck · 05-01-2006, 04:50 PM

if you think about it its very possible if you are half lying down in the tub and just shoot the warm load all over your wet naked body.

Malicious Biz · 05-01-2006, 04:52 PM

The Duck · 05-01-2006, 04:53 PM

gayest pic ever

Cyndalie · 05-01-2006, 04:54 PM

First post +

Quote:

tell me more about cheetah sperm and its enhancing properties

LOL, fkn hilarious!

Scott McD · 05-01-2006, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

Ok i've seen enough in this thread...

Cyndalie · 05-01-2006, 04:55 PM

There is something wrong with that guys penis in that pic...as a female, I'm unfamiliar with...

The Duck · 05-01-2006, 04:57 PM

The Duck · 05-01-2006, 05:01 PM

Farang · 05-01-2006, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

seen this movie yesterday ahhahahahaha

Juicy D. Links · 05-01-2006, 05:05 PM

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BlingDaddy · 05-01-2006, 05:10 PM

This thread is just plain wrong....

VicD · 05-01-2006, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

It's a fucked up world

reynold · 05-01-2006, 09:35 PM

drink more pineapple juice and you'll enjoy your cum more

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 05-01-2006, 09:39 PM

Bdiddy · 05-01-2006, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

I think that's called the eiffel tower

Damian_Maxcash · 05-01-2006, 10:09 PM

Try it after eating celery - the taste comes through really strong.

minusonebit · 05-01-2006, 10:09 PM

Does it taste like chicken?

Kevin - The PNN · 05-01-2006, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by BlingDaddy

This thread is just plain wrong....

A men....

Spankys Teens · 05-01-2006, 10:12 PM

This thread is worthless without pics or a vid

BoyAlley · 05-01-2006, 10:14 PM

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BoyAlley · 05-01-2006, 10:14 PM

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