I masturbated in the bathtub and the strangest thing happened

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  • The Duck
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    • May 2005
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    #1

    I masturbated in the bathtub and the strangest thing happened

    When I ejaculated I wasnt really paying attention and a small portion of sperm shot right into my open mouth landing on my tounge. I was like what the fuck, but there wasnt much to do about it now was there.

    Point. It didnt taste all that bad, I could honestly concider making it into a product or something. Perharps flavour it and sell it off in india as some kind of sexual enhancer.

    Perharps its just my sperm that overly delicious, I dont know.

    On a side note I saw this documentary just a few minutes ago about cheetas and their sperm, somehow it seems that some higher power really want me to do this. What do you think?
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  • CamJack
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    • Sep 2003
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    #2
    If you drink semen and you are a dude...you are gay. Even if it's your own spunk.
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    • cranki
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      #3

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      • The Duck
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        #4
        Originally posted by geoGUERILLA
        If you drink semen and you are a dude...you are gay. Even if it's your own spunk.
        Even if its unitentional?
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        • madawgz
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          #5
          hahahaha if its unintentional i guess its ok.......aslong as you dont do it again
          TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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          • The Duck
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            • May 2005
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            #6
            Originally posted by madawgz
            hahahaha if its unintentional i guess its ok.......aslong as you dont do it again
            I will have to make sure to turn my penis in a different angle in the future.
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            • majorbitch
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              • Mar 2006
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              #7
              Originally posted by cranki
              Oh shit, I almost spat out my soda laughing from that.

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              • P. Nash
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                • Feb 2004
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                #8
                If its an accident, I say... Not gay. If you swish to get the essence of the flavor... GAY.
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                • Dagwolf
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                  • Sep 2003
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                  #9
                  bukkandah.com Go for it.
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                  • mardigras
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                    • Feb 2003
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                    #10
                    Why pay for the milk when you can get the cow for free?
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                    • dynastoned
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Dagwolf
                      bukkandah.com Go for it.

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                      • madawgz
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                        • Mar 2006
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by mardigras
                        Why pay for the milk when you can get the cow for free?
                        its simply wrong
                        TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                        • travs
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                          #13
                          that's the start. after tasting yours, you'll get curious on how would other guys' cum taste like. next thing you knowmyou hunger for guys cum.

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                          • The Duck
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                            • May 2005
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by travs
                            that's the start. after tasting yours, you'll get curious on how would other guys' cum taste like. next thing you knowmyou hunger for guys cum.
                            Was afraid of that.

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                            • cranki
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by kandah
                              Was afraid of that.

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                              • northboy
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                                • Oct 2005
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                                #16
                                the first time it's unintentional, the second time it's an accident, and when it's the 50th time, well, then you're gay!

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                                • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                                  • Apr 2004
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                                  #17
                                  TMI if you ask me. Or you had some kind of fantasy about that cheetah.
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                                  • travs
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by kandah

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                                    • The Duck
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                                      #19
                                      LOL at the striking George Lucas reference
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                                      • Nomad
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                                        #20
                                        This was a waste of post space
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                                        • u-Bob
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by kandah
                                          Even if its unitentional?
                                          if you liked it, you're gay...

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                                          • Deraj
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                                            #22
                                            no doubt about it.. queer as a 3 dollar bill
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                                            • majorbitch
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by cranki
                                              LOL WTF HAHA HAHA ~

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                                              • Spunky
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                                                #24
                                                Gayest thread ever

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                                                • mechanicvirus
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                                                  #25
                                                  thats really disturbing

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                                                  • a1ka1ine
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                                                    #26
                                                    tell me more about cheetah sperm and its enhancing properties

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                                                    • Scott McD
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by kandah
                                                      When I ejaculated I wasnt really paying attention and a small portion of sperm shot right into my open mouth
                                                      Mwahahaha !!!!!!!!


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                                                      • u-Bob
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                                                        #28

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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by u-Bob
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                                                          • The Duck
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                                                            #30
                                                            if you think about it its very possible if you are half lying down in the tub and just shoot the warm load all over your wet naked body.
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                                                            • Malicious Biz
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                                                              #31

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                                                              • The Duck
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                                                                #32
                                                                gayest pic ever
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                                                                • Cyndalie
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  First post +

                                                                  tell me more about cheetah sperm and its enhancing properties


                                                                  LOL, fkn hilarious!
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                                                                  • Scott McD
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Malicious Biz
                                                                    Ok i've seen enough in this thread...


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                                                                    • Cyndalie
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      There is something wrong with that guys penis in that pic...as a female, I'm unfamiliar with...
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                                                                      • The Duck
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                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • The Duck
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                                                                          #37
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                                                                          • Farang
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by u-Bob
                                                                            seen this movie yesterday ahhahahahaha
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Malicious Biz
                                                                                  It's a fucked up world

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                                                                                  • reynold
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    drink more pineapple juice and you'll enjoy your cum more

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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Malicious Biz
                                                                                        I think that's called the eiffel tower
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                                                                                        • Damian_Maxcash
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Try it after eating celery - the taste comes through really strong.

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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Does it taste like chicken?

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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by BlingDaddy
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                                                                                                • BoyAlley
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