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Old 05-02-2006, 05:26 PM   #1
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I want a job in this industry!
How does someone with no experience on the job but knows a shitload from working for oneself get a job with a company in this industry?
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Old 05-02-2006, 05:28 PM   #2
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Old 05-02-2006, 05:29 PM   #3
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Old 05-02-2006, 05:30 PM   #4
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First you have to join the union, then once you have your card you just sign up on the hire list and then wait.
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Old 05-02-2006, 05:41 PM   #5
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Old 05-02-2006, 05:45 PM   #6
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A good start would probably involve not joining adult webmaster forums and calling all industry models "worthless whores" with your first post.

I can't imagine someone hiring you with an attitude like that.
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Old 05-02-2006, 05:47 PM   #7
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Old 05-02-2006, 05:47 PM   #8
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A good start would probably involve not joining adult webmaster forums and calling all industry models "worthless whores" with your first post.

I can't imagine someone hiring you with an attitude like that.
LOL I was just useing this name to make some drama I was bored would never do such athing in real life it was a joke now get over it.
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Old 05-02-2006, 05:47 PM   #9
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Old 05-02-2006, 06:34 PM   #10
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Old 05-02-2006, 06:36 PM   #11
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Old 05-02-2006, 06:59 PM   #12
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Old 05-02-2006, 08:12 PM   #14
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Old 05-02-2006, 08:36 PM   #15
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Or you can be smart like me and claim you have a disability to get out of it.


Beware though, if they catch you out, you are sent to Japan to film scat vids.
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Old 05-02-2006, 08:40 PM   #16
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Old 05-02-2006, 08:55 PM   #17
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Old 05-02-2006, 09:04 PM   #18
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Old 05-02-2006, 09:18 PM   #19
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get a video camera, a gay friend and video tape your self with him doing naughty things. for sure someone will take you seriously!
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Or you can be smart like me and claim you have a disability to get out of it.


Beware though, if they catch you out, you are sent to Japan to film scat vids.
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Old 05-02-2006, 09:32 PM   #21
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You could try submitting, designing, promoting, ect. like the rest of us
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Old 05-02-2006, 09:34 PM   #22
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Somebody should make up an adult union website and sell memberships to guys like this.
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Old 05-02-2006, 09:48 PM   #23
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LOL I was just useing this name to make some drama I was bored would never do such athing in real life it was a joke now get over it.
Clever joke. That highbrow stuff is really something.
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Old 05-02-2006, 09:52 PM   #24
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A good start would probably involve not joining adult webmaster forums and calling all industry models "worthless whores" with your first post.

I can't imagine someone hiring you with an attitude like that.
ding ding ding...we have a winner

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Old 05-03-2006, 08:01 AM   #27
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In real life?

Dude, where do you think you are?
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I can offer you a fake job .... or are you looking for one for your real life?


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Sorry all positions are currently full. Submit your resume again in 18 months.






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How does someone with no experience on the job but knows a shitload from working for oneself get a job with a company in this industry?
How's your fluffer skills?
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