I want a job in this industry!
 

How does someone with no experience on the job but knows a shitload from working for oneself get a job with a company in this industry?

Do you have firm buttocks?

no but it's possible if I hit the gym. :1orglaugh

First you have to join the union, then once you have your card you just sign up on the hire list and then wait.

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A good start would probably involve not joining adult webmaster forums and calling all industry models "worthless whores" with your first post.

I can't imagine someone hiring you with an attitude like that.

You gotta do gay porn like everyone else

LOL I was just useing this name to make some drama I was bored would never do such athing in real life it was a joke now get over it.

thats right, spunky wastes no time.

without a firm buttocks, you will go nowhere:2 cents:

Call the Adult job hotline 1-900-657-1496

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this thread is funny :)

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hahahahaha, trolllllllllllllll

Or you can be smart like me and claim you have a disability to get out of it.


Beware though, if they catch you out, you are sent to Japan to film scat vids.

Hire midgets to spam for you!

Jizz Mopper?

Have you joined the Union yet?

get a video camera, a gay friend and video tape your self with him doing naughty things. for sure someone will take you seriously!

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You could try submitting, designing, promoting, ect. like the rest of us :)

Somebody should make up an adult union website and sell memberships to guys like this.

Clever joke. That highbrow stuff is really something.

ding ding ding...we have a winner

anyone that would put any effort into possibly hiring you from gfy will first go through your posts and see what your reputation is like and find that thread and think twice

unless that person is p1mpdogg....then you will get hired in a heartbeat

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they do have a mcdonalds booth at most of the conventions :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

In real life?

Dude, where do you think you are?

I can offer you a fake job .... or are you looking for one for your real life?


.

It's easy.

Just sell your sig for big bucks.

You can retire within 30.. 45 days max.

i want a blow job

Sad but true....
we are taking applications for www.thatsbrokeback.com

check out some of the gay site

Sorry all positions are currently full. Submit your resume again in 18 months.






Fucking idiot.

Don't worry, you're not less qualified than all the sales and sig whores here.

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mcdonalds is the way to go

How's your fluffer skills?