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JFK 05-06-2006 12:38 AM

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Resolute 05-06-2006 02:17 AM

Scary:1orglaugh

Manowar 05-06-2006 03:27 AM

damn this thread is HUGE

Resolute 05-06-2006 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar
damn this thread is HUGE

It Sure Is and the Pic of CuriousToyboy above has to be the "MOST" Ridiculous !!! LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CuriousToyBoy 05-06-2006 05:37 AM

Alright.

Seattle.

Saturday.

5.35am.

Just me, J-Reel, 2hp left standing.

Life is good.

:winkwink: :thumbsup :1orglaugh :pimp

CuriousToyBoy 05-06-2006 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ozmatt
yo lindsay happy bday! had a great night last night, and hope you made it to the airport alright ;)

catchya when you get back

Matt

Matt.

Doot owes me $1000.

I got to the airport at 10am for an 11.05am departure.

62 hours later I can still talk.

















Fluent Mongolian




:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

seeric 05-06-2006 07:55 AM

Hahaha. Bump to the top for the birthday boy!!!!!!!!!

say hi to everyone for me. i'm there in spirit.

Raven 05-06-2006 10:34 AM

It was a good night, until we got thrown out of Lindsay's room.....it is a story to be sure.

JFK 05-06-2006 12:28 PM

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Resolute 05-06-2006 02:08 PM

It was your 40th !! Birthday CuriousToyboy !!! Smile !!! :1orglaugh

JFK 05-06-2006 05:26 PM

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cj_purve 05-06-2006 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
Matt.

Doot owes me $1000.

I got to the airport at 10am for an 11.05am departure.

62 hours later I can still talk.

















Fluent Mongolian




:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LMAO
the poor person sitting next to you on the plane :1orglaugh

Evil-Dan 05-06-2006 05:56 PM

congrats on the interview mate

always great to see an aussie make such a great impression on so many in our industry

champion effort ;-)

Mr. Romance 05-06-2006 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil-Dan
congrats on the interview mate

always great to see an aussie make such a great impression on so many in our industry

champion effort ;-)


Wow now this is a clear demonstration of Australian Respect! Evil on the boards! I had the pleasure of meeting Evil first years ago, but even though these two are my only Australian friends, I can say with confidence that both of them would be my favorites even if I knew the whole country! Respek to both of you!

Mr. Romance!

Peaches 05-06-2006 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cj_purve
LMAO
the poor person sitting next to you on the plane :1orglaugh

They were all faking sleep or being highly amused - one or the other, I'm sure :1orglaugh

SleazyDream 05-06-2006 06:15 PM

JFK has posted some of the best pics I've ever sceen in an ambush in this thread :thumbsup

Peaches 05-06-2006 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
JFK has posted some of the best pics I've ever sceen in an ambush in this thread :thumbsup

He did have a worthy, creative, subject :thumbsup

Joesho 05-06-2006 11:17 PM

Just want to bring my buddy back to page one where he belongs.....

xclusive 05-07-2006 01:53 AM

between the pics and the questions and answers this has got to be my favorite ambush:)

Raven 05-07-2006 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches
They were all faking sleep or being highly amused - one or the other, I'm sure :1orglaugh


He's got a story about the plane ride, too....

Wizard 05-07-2006 08:36 AM

:):upsidedow :1orglaugh :)

Poppy 05-07-2006 02:43 PM

Sunday bump and see you in Toronto!

fuzebox 05-07-2006 04:49 PM

Damn, CTB, you are one hell of a storyteller.

SleazyDream 05-07-2006 07:10 PM

looks like Lindsay is MIA - someone needs to chain him down to a keyboard and finish this. Someone big..... - hummmmmm, where's gunner?

RK 05-07-2006 07:18 PM

This being 2006, still images just wont do.
Here are the thumbs:
http://rontec.net/travel/crbash/toyboy/2.jpg http://rontec.net/travel/crbash/toyboy/4.jpg http://rontec.net/travel/crbash/toyboy/5.jpg http://rontec.net/travel/crbash/toyboy/6.jpg

And the Video

Ramos 05-07-2006 07:47 PM


omgggggggg

lololol

seeric 05-07-2006 07:58 PM

great ambush so far, i love the people that tell it how it is and dont write to preserve a false interpretation.


i say tell it like it is or get off the train. lindsay is putting it down!

lulu36 05-08-2006 01:29 AM

i agree Sleazy. Great job on the pics, JFK. now, where Lindsay?? must of been some b-day bash. :winkwink:

Resolute 05-08-2006 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lulu36
i agree Sleazy. Great job on the pics, JFK. now, where Lindsay?? must of been some b-day bash. :winkwink:

J.F.K. I suggest you photograph CuriousToyboy with a Soft Focus setting, on you camera. It may softening his appearance, somewhat.

Perhaps we should add him to our latest site launched yesterday CuriousCinema.com What does everyone think ?

seeric 05-08-2006 08:19 AM

monday morning bump to the top!!!!!!!





has lindsay woken up out of his birthday decompression to finish this yet. he loyal fans are waiting?

CuriousToyBoy 05-08-2006 10:31 AM

OK, Monday.

ONLY 362 days until my 40th birthday !!

Woo-Hoo !!!

;-)

He he

I promised Sleazy I would have this all done by Sunday night.....

Oh well, all good intentions TOTALLY DESTROYED BY BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS OFF THE RICTOR SCALE..... ;-)

Into the rest of the questions directly now !!!!

;-)

SleazyDream 05-08-2006 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
OK, Monday.

ONLY 362 days until my 40th birthday !!

Woo-Hoo !!!

;-)

He he

I promised Sleazy I would have this all done by Sunday night.....

Oh well, all good intentions TOTALLY DESTROYED BY BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS OFF THE RICTOR SCALE..... ;-)

Into the rest of the questions directly now !!!!

;-)


back to work or I'll hire a 5'1 tai hooker to beat you up.

CuriousToyBoy 05-08-2006 11:10 AM

Question # 22
 
22. Who do you look up to in online adult? Down on?

I don't look up or look down as such on anyone. People are people - each has their own idiosyncracies, their own good points, their own bad. I never view anyone as being above not below me, just different. SOME being more different than others. :upsidedow

What does make the difference is to me what it is all about - respect.

The list I of peeps I respect is long, so I'll try and keep it down, but when these people talk, I listen.....

Ben @ LionDollars.... has the rare ability to set a plan and drive it to fruition. He also knows how to attract and keep the best people. A true entrepenurial mindset and a truly well-life-balanced character.

Mayor.... a man of similar strengths to Ben. Does not lose focus on the big picture, but conversely can pick missing micro pieces and fill gaps accordingly.

Lensman.... an adult business actuary. Works the numbers better than most would ever dream to in any insurance underwriter, but does it with tits and ass. Goes to show, a widget is a widget is a widget.

ScottPB.... quite simply one of the smartest men I have ever met. Apart from the obvious brain implosions, blazed a trail that many of us now gladly and happily follow.

Serge.... no list complete without a man who was smart enough to understand the NEEDS OF THE PEOPLE without having to get hung up on anything technical. B2B pioneer.

Nickatilynx.... few can claim to have been able to successfully morph and evolve along with the environment that surrounds us for so long, so successfully... especially on both business and personal levels.

Juicy.... there is NO such thing as bad publicity. None. Nada. Nil. ;-)

:thumbsup

CuriousToyBoy 05-08-2006 11:20 AM

Question # 23
 
23. Post pics of your houses/real estate. What kind of car(s) do you own? Pics.

When I am actually in Australia, and then only some of the time, I spend time at http://www.palmspringsresidence.com.au.

The Robert Kyosaki school of thought teaches us that your own home is not your biggest asset, but your biggest liability.

I own shit.

Go figure.

And if you need to go figure that would say you have never been divorced, sued or had asshat business partners.

I am a mere contracted administrative assistant for an international legal fiem in Brunei Darrusalem.

:pimp

CuriousToyBoy 05-08-2006 11:43 AM

Question # 24
 
24. How many people have you had sex with in your life? How many consented?

The absolute honest answer to this question is more than any one man should ever sleep with.

Better to maybe put some points of perspective.....

- I've probably had more 3'somes, 4'somes and moresomes than 99% of people have had sexual partners of any description in total.

- I lost my virginity at 12, not that there was any real point, as it was a matter of "stick it in and wiggle around until you get bored".

- First time I ever ejaculated was during sex, and at that exact minute I thought I was going to die, or go blind or my dick fall off, or all of the above.

- In 9th Grade (14 years old) I had a 6 month affair with one of my classmates mother's who was 30. I have a hard time reconciliing this as child abuse, because fucked if it wasn't an amazing 6 months !!!

- I still have an interest in the biggest swingers club hereabouts, http://www.mikesplace.com.au, and although I am not a swinger by lifestyle choice, I do what I feel like doing when I feel like doing it.

- Apart from the previous story, I have slept with women for money in my younger days on numerous occasions.

- I have slept with I think 7 different girls IN FRONT of the production camera, when situations required that of me in my early production days. This does include numerous POV type shoots.

- Yes I have been known to pay for prostitutes. Why? On many occasions I simply could not be bothered with all the bullshit that comes with one-nighters or irregulars (ESPECIALLY within our industry), and I point blank refuse to wake up next to someone that I do not want to wake up with.

As a sidebar, I have never slept with a man, nor I have I ever forced myself on anybody.

And at a youthful 39, I've still got a few more left in me yet. J-Reel has the recent pics to prove this :thumbsup

Plenty to go around people.

But the shop would shut forever if the right person came along.

:2 cents:

baddog 05-08-2006 11:46 AM

he's alive!!

CuriousToyBoy 05-08-2006 11:56 AM

Question # 25
 
25. What places have you lived in during your life? Where do you live now? Why?

Born and bred in Brisbane, Australia.

Had Sydney on and off when I was 18 and 19, the New Zealand for that short time when I was 20.

Gold Coast in Queensland after that for a couple of years, then back to Brisbane.

Did New Caledonia for 3 months on a work contract in mid-twenties.

Fast forward through to early 30's and far outback Queensland and Norfolk Island held my residential status for a while each.

A couple of months in Mexico for a seachange and then 6 months in the Philippines just to underscore life in the 3rd world.

I "allegedly" live back on the Gold Coast now.

I am hardly there often enough, or for long enough in any one stretch for that to seem anymore than surreal.

I spend more time in the USA than anywhere else these days.

It's like I go home to holiday in between shows.

My life these days is a little the old Paul Young song..."Whereever I lay my hat, that's my home..."

:)

karlm 05-08-2006 12:10 PM

Nice interview mate :)

Did you get my email?

chadknowslaw 05-08-2006 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

As a sidebar, I have never slept with a man,


That is because my Great Pillow Wall of Prague worked.


:helpme

Deraj 05-08-2006 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
he's alive!!

haha.. i don't understand what makes him tick.. but goddamnit.. i respect it !

SleazyDream 05-08-2006 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadknowslaw
That is because my Great Pillow Wall of Prague worked.


:helpme

from what i can piece together he HAS slept with a man - he just han't had sex with a man :2 cents:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Raven 05-08-2006 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lulu36
i agree Sleazy. Great job on the pics, JFK. now, where Lindsay?? must of been some b-day bash. :winkwink:


You have NO idea.

Resolute 05-08-2006 01:46 PM

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Quote:
Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

As a sidebar, I have never slept with a man,


Not "Slept" b u t . . .

CuriousToyBoy 05-08-2006 02:23 PM

Question # 26
 
26. Any kids? discuss

Hmmmmmmm.

SHORT VERSION, FUNNIER, BUT STILL GROUNDED IN FACT

None that I know of.

But seriously, one day I fully expect to get the knock on the door.

When I open it, some boy/girl aged between say 5 to 23 years (less than 5, they wouldn't be able to find my place yet !!) would look up at me and say, "Dad ?".

My answer would be "Probably.", followed by "Don't bother to tell me your mother's name, it most likely won't make it any simpler.", finally followed by, "Which kidney do you want ?".

And that would be about that.

LONGER VERSION, SOMEWHAT SCARY, BUT FULLY FACTUAL

In my early 20's, at the height of my short, but illustrious career as a "pretend" boxer, I had also started some part-time nightclub security to keep myself amused and busy outside of my "vanilla" day job.

Also at this one club I worked at was an gorgeous waitress, Rebecca, and her boyfriend, Tony, a New Zealand Maori who was one of my bouncer compatriats. He was also a total cock and he treated Rebecca really badly.

Bec and myself flirted heaps, but it was always the flirtiness between a couple that would never come to any fruition becasie of circumstances...

One night, well after midnight, there was a beating on the front door of the condominimum I lived in....

Rebecca with bag, tears streaming out of her eye, was there, standing at my door......

The following 6 weeks while Rebecca stayed with me consisted of little more than having sex in every possible permutation and combination ever devised either prior to, during and ever since the publication of the the "Karma Sutra" in every nook, cranny and crevice of the condo, and the occasional break while we waited for the pizza guy to arrive.

One day I awoke and Rebecca was again standing in front of me, tears again streaming out of her eyes, and she told me she was going back to Tony.

It wasn't as heartbreaking as one may think - ours was a purely carnal attraction and the relationship was never deeper than our last fuck.

I didn't see her after that, what with us both not turning up for work at the club in the previous 6 weeks, and I just moved on. Sometime later I had heard on the grapevine that she was still with Tony and was pregnant. I paid no mind, but hoped she was well and happy.

Fast forward about 18 months, and I was by thenworking my nice cushy Government job, when one of the counter girls comes into my office and tells me their is a girl at the counter asking to see me.

Rebecca of course, was standing there, with a bundle in her arms.

A little bundle, a baby. And a cute little tyke.

She explained that her and Tony and the baby girl were moving back to New Zealand (where Tony, the Maori was from) and that they were getting married and Tony had a really good job lined up with his uncle's company, and that she was really looking forward to a new life and they would probably never see me again.....

I admit, I was totally befuddled by the whole conversation.

So, I sort of said "Ok, that's great", and asked how she'd been. She said she was great and that the little girl was now right on 18 months old and was healthy and great.

We said goodbye and she left.

I don't know whether it was 5 minutse after I returned to my office and sat down or 55 minutes when I started to think.... then I did the 18 month math.... then I realized that that the "baby bundle" has a shock of straight white blond hair and was fair skinned, HOT dark haired and dark skinned like her "father".

Fuck me dead.

Have never heard so much as a whisper since.

She'd be 18 or so now.

AS IT IS VERSION, DAY TO DAY REALITY BITES

I broke up with my last girlfriend about 2 years ago. We had been together about 2 years. She had 2 marvellous kids, Nate (now 6) and Maddy (now almost 10).

I stayed with Leisa for the last 1 1/2 months of our relationship for 2 reasons - Maddy and Nate.

Biologically they may not been mine, but trust me, they are mine.

Nate calls me Dad and Maddy, even though she calls me Lindsay, introduces me as her father.

On both counts it was their idea to do so.

Neither of their real fathers play much, if any, of a role in their lives.

Maddy and I always hit it off, and a couple of years back, Nate broke his leg at Kindergarten, spent 2 weeks in hospital in traction, and then 2 1/2 months at home in a full body plaster cast.

To say we bonded is the understatement of the century.

He, I and Cartoon Network have an indelibile lifetime understanding.

Luckily Leisa and I remain friends, and my access to the kids is totally unhindered. She even changed her will so that if anything ever happened to her, the kids come to me.

They are my kids, I miss them terribly when I am away on my trips, and I spend as much time as possible with them when I back home.

They are part of the package.

:winkwink:

CuriousToyBoy 05-08-2006 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Resolute
Posts: 75
Quote:
Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

As a sidebar, I have never slept with a man,


Not "Slept" b u t . . .

In your wildest dreams Tim, in your wildest dreams.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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