Lindsay is about the only person I know who can seriously out drink me.. And I freaked out a number of people when I went to a university drinking horn with 4 bottle of sprits for myself.

Look forward to our next party mate!

one fiddy one great responses

I second that! :pimp

Time for a dinner break.

Man does not live on Ambush alone.

:winkwink:

Play quietly amongst yourselves until I get back will ya ?

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http://www.curiouscash.com/webmaster...anuary2006.jpg


http://www.curiouscash.com/webmaster...bruary2006.gif

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I sort of thought it was YOU :1orglaugh

Great ambush so far !

Ha ha ha ha ha ah ah aha ha

Good on you for remembering that night Stef !!!!!!

Legend.

That pic is of me and Heather, another one of my illustrious legal counsel. A lot of you would have met Heather, I brought her with me to both last Vegas and last Florida Internext's.

Now Heather comes across as sweet, young, innoncent thing from Kansas, with the long farm girl drawl and cutsie pie smile.

PIG'S ASS !!!!

Heather also shoots porn.

And as the everpresent Stef well remembers, one of Heather's subjects was her very own mother.

All 260lbs of her.

Doing bondage,

And submission.

And all sorts masochistic shit.

As well as egtting banged 9 ways from Sunday.

BBWSlutSlave

I'll be releasing that site under a new program with a bit of luck in the very near future @

Who would ever have thought ?

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Great pick up matey !!!!

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great ambush and a great guy :thumbsup

Truth is ALWAYS stranger than fiction Stevie boy.

See you in Toronto I hope !

:)

Z my long lost twin !

2 minutes in Phoenix was just NOT enough.

285? You are altogether TOO nice mate !

310 when I picked you up at Tango India...

A mere 277 now.

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My business partner, best mate, and might as well be brother, CuriousTim Hamilton, owner of Curiouscash.

Tim gave me the start I needed after a couple of false starts with ORDINARY business partners - he helped me launch GayMoneyMachine back in the day, a long, long ago in the dreamtime.

Just ask WebmasterDan or CuriousJesse (the other 2 of "Tims Angels" as he has labelled us proudly)....

When Tim and I are not screaming at each other, ignoring each other, hating each other, at each other's throats or otherwise tormenting the living shit put of each other we have always made one hell of team.

Just like brothers should. :2 cents:

Love ya mate,

xoxox

yeah, lol, too bad i couldn't see my own face when she told that. i'm not easy to impress, but that made me raise an eyebrow :1orglaugh


and i got another one: don't leave without telling the story about the thai people that wanted to enter your home... :winkwink:

Many thanks my friend.... looking forwrd to visiting you and the Big Red one on home turf later in the year !

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YARGH! Just found this. Was great meeting CTB in Costa Rica. He was the life of the party.

Just got done with the first answer. Loved it. Back to reading. :thumbsup

Great thread so far...

Love ya Lindsay. :pimp

I bless this thread with fruity goodness.

Wrong on many levels Jack.

But right on one.

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I shouold point out that not all people are huggers...

SO just because I don't hug you does NOT automatically mean I do not like you.

I may not know you.

I may feel an energy from you that says you are not ready.

You may not be emotionally ready to express your self comfortable in a physical manner.

I may be punishing you or teaching some other type of esoteric lesson.

You may be too needy and I may noit have energy for you at that time.

Or various other factors....

Come to think of it probably easier just to think I hate you.

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Cheers Sherm.

COunt down those single days dude....

:helpme :helpme :helpme

j/k

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Good interview, but seriously curioustoboy, you gotta cut some weight.
And that is for your own good, you will not live long with that weight, youve had problems before and managed them, you can do this as well.

Question # 11
 

11. Why did you become a hospital manager?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Now THIS is a funny assed story......

So there I was, broke as a fuck, blank mind, no future, feeling sorry as fuck for myself.

The creditors were calling, they were visiting, they were writing, but you can't get blood out of a stone.

I told them I pay them, I told them I would not go bankrupt, that I woukd work my way out of the shit, they just had to give me time. ******

And I was tired, so fucking tired....

But then a Doctor friend and fully-paid-annually-in-advance medical insurance came to the rescue.

REHAB !!

A top notch facility for drug and alcohol dependence, 100% anonymous and 100% covered by my insurer.

The irony ?

I wasn't doing drugs OR even drinking much at the time ;-)

So of one of the times in my life that I LEAST require rehab, I marched through the door with my little bag of clothes and a dozen novels.

I had managed to mailinger inside there with a TV and cable and 3 awsome squares a day and a gym and pool for 11 weeks before the medical insurer started to make some loud noises.. so I had to do something.

Out came the national daily paper, and for the first time EVER, I look ed for a job in the Employment Section, preferably one a LONG way away.

2nd column, first page of the management section, "Hospital and Regional Health Services Manager", WAY the fuck in outback Australia.

Now I do not mean that pretend bullshit they showed you Yanks on "Survivor", I mean 500 miles FURTHER inland.

Middle of buttfuck nowhere. Dog ass of the earth.

Dust, mulga scrub and kangaroos..... millions of fucking kangaroos.

SO I applied.

They interviewed me on the phone, the phone at the Nurse's station of the rehab facility no less, and yes, they gave me the job.

2 weeks more on the insurers dime and I walked out the door, same bag packed, too a taxi to the airport and off I went.

Now this is the good part.

I arrive, they walk me around and give me orientation and shit and then they take me to my office to "settle in".

First 2 things they give me ?

Combination to the safe.....




and......

















THE KEYS TO THE FUCKING PHARMACY !!!!!!

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[i]*****FOOTNOTE: It has taken a LONG time, but there is like $20k left, and I only play them around because they used to hassle my mother. Piss me off I piss back ;-)

Ha ha ha ha aha ha ha ah

Sherm, you funny prick.

Folks, this is a location joke. I did this to Sherm in a thread a long time back and then in a bus during singalongs in Costa Rica....

Ma na ma na !!!!!!!

Sure sticks in your head.

For about 3 days in my experience.

Bastard !!!!

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Lisa,

If it wasn't for the fact that you are soon to be married and, even though I haven't met the guy, I just KNOW he is a top notch fella, I could prattle on for 15 pages JUST on what I could and would do to you in our first weekend away together.

See what you are missing ?

xoxoxox

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Man this is a good interview, Lindsey can't wait to see you at the next show bro. always a good time hangin out with you

My contribution to the pics

http://www.samsporn.com/albums/d/8222-2/az06+043.jpg

http://www.samsporn.com/albums/d/8225-2/az06+044.jpg

*kisses*

CTB,

One of my favorite Ambushes to read! I am always amazed at the 7 degrees of seperation rule, granted in our industry it's easy, but when taking into consderation countries... I'm happy to call you a mate!

i hug back :)

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