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Question # 13
13. Is it true you worked as a nanny?
Well I didn't work per se, but I was a Nanny for 9 months, yes. It's actually how I first REALLY got started in this biz.... The mother of my youngest godchildren (at the time twin boys, Jack and Lawrence both 5 and my little Princess Stephanie age 3 1/2) got VERY ill and was confined to hospital for what looked like a LONG convalescence. Their Dad, well let's just say that "Mr. Mom" he ain't. So when I cam back from Pacific adventures, I moved in with him and the kids. Approximately 7 minutes after moving in it was clear that I had to take control... the place was a 100%, no room for error, Bushian cluster fuck. Let em tell you, he may look better, but Vin Diesel don't know shit when it comes to running a house and raising kids. Within a week, the place was shipshape, the kids were regimented like they had just doen Special Forces bootcamp and the house was running in a mor than satisfactory manner. By week 3, I had already done my first shift at the school tuckshop (cafeteria) and was doing Monday afternoon reading with Stephanies pre-school class. Week 5, saw my first invitation to a "Mothers Morning Tea". I even baked a cake to take. Banana bread from memory. :pimp In the 2nd month, I went to my first School "working bee" on a Saturday... NONE of the husbands would talk to me - they were all certain that I was banging their wives stupid. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh 3 of them were right. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh My funniest memory of the time was with little Steph. The little devil in the cute angel disguise that used to look up at me with those big cow eyes, and I would say, "Stephanie, what do I always tell you?" To have this sweet little 4 year old terrorist look back, frown, and say, "Emotional blackmail won't work because you aren't my Daddy". Ah, the simple joys. Very early in the piece, Stephanie took me to pre-school as her "Show and Tell". How adorable, and how cool did I feel having this little kid I loved so much want to show off her Godfather and now Nanny. I felt a million bucks. She stood me up in front of the class and said, "this is Lindsay, he's looking after my brothers and me and he has this really cool tattoo of Bart Simpson on his bum. Show them Lindsay !" As the visions of 25-life in Max security ran through my head for showing my ass to a room full of 4 year olds, I decided that discretion was the better part of valor. I did see her teacher socially for a month or too soon thereafter though !!! :winkwink: :1orglaugh :pimp Unfortunately this story has a really sad footnote.... Last November, my little Mistress Stephanie, died suddenly from viral meningitis. 3 hours from "Mommy, I got a headache" to DOA at the hospital. 10 years old. A very sad time. She would have liked that I write about her. I think I'll take that Jager now........... Life is hardly fair sometimes, so remember folks, you get to do-over and life itself is not a practice run. Go hard or go the fuck home. :thumbsup |
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Question # 14
14. Discuss your adult programs and the ones you work with.
OK, let's hope that this answers some oft-answered questions of me. Like me and my life, my business relationships could hardly be considered "normal", and hey, although the intracacies of my set up and my structure are no-ones business apart from mine and those they directly involve, I hope this shed some light that aids in peoples understanding of where I fit in and with whom. Firstly, let it be understood that one of my long held business maxims is that I do NOT build shit for other people, i.e., I do NOT work as an employee usually and with few exceptions a piece of the pie has to be on the table for me to be remotely interested. I must also say my contract is my handshake, and anyone who remotely knows me, knows and understand that I value my integrity above all else. If my word is no good what good is anything else ? For the record, I am PART of CuriousCash, but I do NOT own part of CuriousCash. CuriousTim has done an amazing job building his business from a single site in 1999 to the 30+ sites (and growing) we have today in what is close to the largest exclusive * original content Gay/Bi/Curious specirfic programs on the net. I am proud of my role in that growth and continue to exert great energies in the marketing, business development and traffic generation roles that I always have, and always will have. Tim and I, like any blood brothers, are inexorably linked, and always will be I am HAPPY to say. I never have been an employee of Tim, and I never will be. It's like I said, I am PART of what CuriousCash is, and I will always be CuriousToyBoy. Tim runs and incredibly tight operation, with an overhead so low that most people would doubt it could operate, but under Tim's leadership, the "lean and mean" Tim's angels team has continued amazing growth whilst many others have faltered and fallen. Now here is the recent twist. Last year, my good friends Ben & Phil from the Dutch based program LionDollars (who have actually been around for 5 years, but have kept a relatively low profile to their size) asked me to come on board with a project to help them with internal traffic generation, brand marketing and development of small webmasters, an arrangement which I readily agreed to. LionDollars are a very large program in anybody's language. They have built an incredible team of extremely talented people and are growing at an exponential rate. With over 100 niche sites and a big chunk of dating sites, their operation is a definite winner (watch soon for the new "Blacklabel" dating program which will knock your socks off !!). Earlier this year, the boys asked me if I would be prepared to come on board at LionDollars full time, as an EMPLOYEE of their company. Now I know my usual maxim, but this opportunity incorporated the exsiting traffic project at the existing terms, and the opportunity to work with such a progressive and exciting organization, with incredible technical staff and an infrastructure many could only dream of was too big a drawcard to refuse - I had the freedom and resources so that I could develop and implement things with an incredible team that would only have been pipedreams elsewise. Ben and Phil understand my existing business obligations and needs and agreed to a level of participation in those existing businesses and projects that did not impinge upon their needs of me as an employee. Also to his credit, but if not somewhat reluctantly, CuriousTim understood my needs to grow, and he also understood the cross benefits to CuriousCash with much of what I am doing at LionDollars. I also have some mobile phone projects that I am putting to bed and some other arrangements through a legal firm in Brunei Darussalem which I remain an irregular consultant to. I suppose the situation could be viewed much like Jason, who although he now heads CECash, but retains his Porndollar and [http://www.ohmobile.com]OhMobile[/url] operations (Hi Jason, didn't think you'd mind me using you as an example mate !!) Here it should be pointed out the business of being CuriousToyBoy, as much as I would like to take full credit, is actually a team effort. Ands a bloody fine team at that. Most here know that Kieran (FlogTheLog) came on board with me a few weeks ago. With my new arrangements, I have had to make some changes to my business operations with my new roles, so I have rolled thes up into a single program, RichC.U.N.T.S (have to talk to Eric about unbanning the "C" word won't we ?). His role will be to affiliate and operations manage that program. I will no day to day involvement. I also have Danny in the Philippines, Mouse in the States and Georgie in Bulgaria who do the really hard work - the nuts and bolts of my traffic generation strategies for CuriousCash and other programs of friends of mine. And last, but by no means least, I have the key to "CuriousToyBoy Inc". Her departure from [http://www.eurorevenue.com]EuroRevenue[/url] (hey Joe - thanks mate for the opportunity and thanks for remaining a good friend of mine) was kismet at it's finest (kismet being the Buddhist philsophy that all things happen for a reason). Raven heads CuriousToyBoy Inc as my Business Manager, and my team could not have a better leader than my best friend and big sister.:thumbsup So in summary let me make it clear..... Lindsay works for LionDollars as Lindsay, with scant little involvement of the others. When I travel to shows now I am the official representative of LionDollars, so when I take my clothes off next time, blame them :1orglaugh As an employee for the first time in MANY years, I could n ot think of a better team to be part of !! CuriousToyBoy Inc concerns itself with ALL other aspects of my other business relationships. Clear as mud, isn't it? :upsidedow |
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An yes, Julius, my friend, thankyou from me for all you do for our business mate. In years to come the legacy you building will be enormous and many of us will have children and grandchildren who will look at us in the photos you took and gasp in awe as they get a true appreciation of what their parents and or grandparents did on their road to providing for them. You are truly a visionary, even if an accidently one ! Between you and Sleazy the place in history of the life and times we enjoy is forever ensured. Thankyou mate. :thumbsup |
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You forgot to mention my role as your stylist. :)
CTB and I have a very special relationship. I neither work for him nor does he work for me. We have a similar philosophy that doesn't limit our own creativities and need for expansion. Just as I've done for other companies, I am happily in the middle of the fray for my Lindsay, whose ability to think above and beyond the box constantly amazes me. I truly enjoy and am constantly challenged by this man, whose brain never shuts off. 'Big Sister' indeed. I come up to your navel. |
I am here to tell you that his handshake is his bond. Has been throughout all of the years I've known him. I am reading this interview...and hearing him speak in my gay-raj, in the den....all that you guys are reading now....well, as Lindsay put it a few minutes ago...I've seen the movie; now, I'm reading the book!
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I want to wish you a Happy Bday, I tried to come out to party with you guys this weekend, but it's not going to happen, take care of yourself my boy, and be good..(lol, that's impossible) anyways... I want to hear stories and see pictures. http://www.adultk.com/lindsay1.jpg |
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What a Great Guy Congrats on the Interview and Happy Birthday Big Guy |
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Gosh Lindsay, stop it already:waaaaahh :waaaaahh and perhaps its NOT by accident:winkwink: |
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I got a hug from lindsay... I was terrified at first, but now I really enjoy it :thumbsup
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Takes a top bloke to know a top bloke mate. Insert bad Val Kilmer accent here You can be my wingman anytime :winkwink: :winkwink: Mate, you beautiful girls and the amazing Lee are a testiment to you as man, as a Dad and as a human being. You are surely one of the rare ones, and my life is such a better thing for having you in it. Go you good thing ! :thumbsup |
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Question 14...... Ahermm :error |
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I am proud to be the father of the Fleshlight King. :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup |
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I ***LOVE*** being underestimated and sometimes will go out of my way to be judged so... Looking forward to that beer or 300 oon enough buddy. :) :) :) |
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Stamina ? Let's just see if your ABLE to say your own name by the end of Friday night. He he he he REMEMBER: Age and cunning shits all over youth and skill Seriously Brettski... thanks mate for all your efforts getting the Seattle Bash organzied mate ! Truly appreciated. :2 cents: :thumbsup :pimp |
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That someone who spoke to you OBVIOUSLY speaks from knowing me well.... Anyone who knows me knows to well that I do not start fights..... I FINISH THEM. :winkwink: :thumbsup :pimp |
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What with his new Formula One Golf Cart driving career in the offing.... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Sell my sperm? Darlin', if I didn't love Raja so much I'd give to you. Personal delivery. :thumbsup |
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Wasn't that a hoot ! :1orglaugh And thanks for being nice, but I got you 6 floors, before the overindulgence in Columbian snowflakes kicked in and my heart felt like it was going to exlode out of my chest !!! And the the asshole who took you the last floor just threw you over his shoulder !!! At least I carried you like a gentleman !!! :winkwink: You are a fucking nice guy mate, I **always** love seeing you, and you can depend on me to carry you up anyflights of stairs, any time. Mwah. xoxox |
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Man, that is one of the funniest times. I kicked Chad out of the room at 9.30am (very considerate) as I had one of the K5 girls giving me a freebie after she finished work. Chad was unhappy. I did not give a shit, I was getting some free. 2 nights later, Chad wakes me up, 1.30am in the morning (yes, I know EARLY for ToyBoy but I was rather ill actually). ToyBoy was NOT HAPPY AT ALL. I was screaming and yelling and throwing shit and grabbed a doon and pillow and headed for the door to go sleep in the lounge of the suite apartment we were in. As I barged out the door, there was this overdressed rentboy, Chad's little toy for the evening. He looked at me as I charged by and his eyes said just one thing to me..... Oh my, the husband's not happy :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
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I dont know any of you very well, but all the pics in this thread sure say that CTB knows how to throw one helluva party. :thumbsup |
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Great interview man... you are one crazy fucker with a very smart business mind :thumbsup http://www.insanemidget.com/gfy/ap1.jpg |
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How dare you ring my mother and get my elementary school photos ! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
Lindsey, I'm so happy to learn more about my favorite Aussie, your interview kicks ass! I'm so glad that we've had the chance to become friends... you truly bring so much joy to the lives of so many! Thank you!
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Been too long between drinks ! (literally for you and I) Derek (MrSkin identifed my drinking capability in http://www.AdultWhosWho.com as "UnStoppable". http://www.adultwhoswho.com/person.html?id=00003 :thumbsup :thumbsup |
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