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Chorus:
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do
Mahna Mahna
Do do-do do
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)

Repeat Chorus

(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)

Repeat Chorus

(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)

Repeat Chorus

(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)

Repeat Chorus twice

<FX>phone rings<FX>

Kermit: "Hello?... Just a second... It's for you..."

Mahna Mahna (from the other end of the phone line): Mahna Mahna!

Wallace: "The question is, what is a Mahna Mahna?"
Statler: "The question is, who cares?

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Yay...yay....and yaaaaaaay!!!

I can't wait to read the rest of this interview!!
Somehow CTB manages to endear himself to just about everyone...present company include :)

That Lindsay SURE is the life of the party! ;)

fuck you, sherm!!! now i'm stuck with this song in my head :mad: :mad: :1orglaugh

Lindsay is a super duper guy! I have a great time with him.

pics and interview
 

CTB, i look forward to reading your answers!! This should be funny.

And Jules, thanks again for the amazing pix. :thumbsup

Ahhhh Chad.

My favorite gay recovering alcoholic lawyer, and good buddy.

Want to talk heterophobic ?

I shared a room with this beautiful man in Prague for AOE last year. We had the ENORMOUS king size bed as big as a basketball half court (well, almost anyway) to share, while CuriousTim and his buddy Alex shared the room upstairs in this huge suite Tim found us at Andels in the city centre.

I get home from the first night out (previous pictures of the Tasty & Live Party bear testiment to the jolliness of all) and lo and behold, Chad had stacked every pillow, every cushion, every settee, everything he could find into a wall down the middle of the bed !!!!

Isn't it the straight guy that is supposed to be afraid of what may happen during the night ?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Love you Princess :)

And on that, I must finish packing and get my sorry little ass to the LionDollars office, leaving the CuriousCash home office behind.

t's my ambush and I'll SPAM if I want to....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Be back soon enough to knock off a few more questions....

:pimp

Question #2
 

AH fuck it, I'll do number 2 really quick.....

2. Isn't it time you waxed your ass and your back?

I have been getting my back waxed for about 15 years.

I HATE hairy backs. It's just my thing.

Memories of that very first time still, and without fail, cause me to quiver and break out into cold sweats.

It fucking hurt.

A lot.

An awful lot.

But those days are far behind me, shit, I fall asleep more often than not these days when I get it done, I shit you not.

So why not my ass ?

I did it once, many, many years ago, at the insistence on my then wife.

Have you ever tried to sit on a chair while the itch of the hair growing back on your backside drives you ever and ever closer to a psychopathic episode ?

NEVER again.

Bitch :1orglaugh

:2 cents:

This is going to be a great thread. Excellent pics.

me thinks this line will get used alot in ambushes to come ...... :thumbsup

just use hair clippers on the lowest setting for your ass. :thumbsup

itll trim em really short and you wont have ingrown hair

if you can take a little heat try nair butt i wouldnt suggest it between the cheeks unless you can really take the heat. :1orglaugh :helpme

It's always nice to take a cherry, even at #89.

:thumbsup

Lindsay is a gem. Go get em' mate.

Lindsay, you sexy man beast!! I refuse to miss a word of this interview!! And Happy Birthday early hon!!

When my bro comes home once every month or so, he never disturbs the energy flow of our home...he brings his own flavour to his home away from home and the synergy is awesome....

There is no greater love than the love of a good friend......

who is that dude in the middle!? he's cute

Lindsey is top notch guy, one of the good guys in this biz for sure... One of the only people I would let stay in my home anytime...:pimp

He seems like the life of the party wherever he goes from what i can tell. I was a bit confused by the bra and panty pics though! LOL

Awww cheers man...........

I'm not over the top$, I'm just me :winkwink:

You're right, shaping up to be of "War and Peace" proportions !!

Righto then.. more questions......

:upsidedow

I guess I'll ask the most obvious question I can think of...

I don't really know anything about who you are. I've never seen you at any of the shows I've gone to, and I've only known of CuriousCash for a short while.

So, what is it that you do? Are you the program owner? Or are you an affiliate manager?

WITH A LITTLE LUBE THIS GUY CAN GO A LONG WAY

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Question # 3
 

3. What's with the facination in dressing up in woman's underwear?

It's not MY fascination in the dress up, it's EVERYONE ELSE'S fascination where the key to the answer to this question lies....

And it's not just about the dress up, it could be the undressing, the simulated (?) man love or any other crazy assed shit that tickles my fancy at the time.

Again it's about being comfortable in your own skin, about who you are, where you come from and where you are going. I know who I am, I know what motivates me, what makes me tick, and I GENUINELY like who I am.

And in that is the secret, some people may say they don't give a fuck, I just don't, so the inhibition level is negligible.

It never ceases to provide me with constant amusement how people have so much fun in watching me just do crazy shit for my own entertainment.

I don't TRY to do things, and I don't do them because of some inherent ego need, or because I need the attention, I do it because it is fucking fun. I am definitely not some performing seal, I am in control ALL the time.

Many have heard me note, "The more out of control I seem, the more in control I am."

You see, it's not what you do, it's how you do it. It's the intent behind it.

I think it is most enjoyable because pretty much everyone around sees just how much fun I am having and laughs WITH me, not at me. Not that laughing AT me would bother me one iota anyway.

I spent a lot of my past life taking energy (amongst other things) from all around me - I was the consumate asshole. These days I do because I can - I give of myself and my energy freely, to those who deserve... and there come in the antics, the hugs, the manner, the smile.

I get just as much, if not more out of it than those around me.

The ability and gumption to do and say the things that many in life wish they could do or say is truly a gift that I treasure.

Now, it's either all of that or an underlying expression of the fact that I may actually really be gay.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

God love your cross dressing ways
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Hey mate !!

There was some thought behind the custom title....

:thumbsup

Great questions..cool interview

All joking aside .. Lindesy is one of the most facinating people I know ... I'd like to thank evil dan (another crazy bald aussie) for introducing me to Lindsey some 3 years ago in Miami, back in his Gay production Days ... took a whole show for me to think otherwise :D

True. I let him stay once....Mom adopted him and he bribes her with strawberry ice cream and tim tams....

Now he has his own room...clothes in the closet and Mom doing his laundry...

And, we wouldn't have it any other way...

Congratulations on making the Illustrious Ambush list Lindsay. I have only known Lindsay for such a short time and he is just a true dinkum Aussie and someone i felt ive known my entire life. Congrats mate and see you over in the US soon I hope, or when we are up in Brisbane next. :thumbsup

Happy Birthday for this Friday and Godspeed on your trip :pimp

Question # 4
 

4. What letters can you legally put after your name? discuss your education.

I finished High School in top 10% of the State.

Considering I was bouncing in nightclubs, illegals casinos and illegal brothels and driving around escorts when I wasn't playing football pretty much my entire senior year, I couldn't be unhappy with that. My mother was seriously ill in hospital most of that year, and with my old man working 90 hours a week and looking after my younger sister I pretty much got away with murder.

I was always one of those lucky bastards that just got shit, in an academic sense especially, so I pretty much cruised through High School on remote control. I was also an know-it-all. I am lucky enough to have one of those "steel-trap", memories AND an analytical mind with a penchant for relating to the big picture. A tremendous genetic or legacy advantage over most. One for which I am perpetually grateful.

These days they call kids like I was "ADHD" and fill them up with Ritalin to stifle their minds from working on a level higher than most people.

What a rip-off !! If I was born 25 years later I could have had free speed everyday for the rest of my life !!! :1orglaugh

I just missed qualifying for Law at the end of High School, so I thought, "fuck it", I can always go to University later and I spent the next few years riding the slippery slope downhill and playing bad gams on the wrong side of the tracks.

Eventually I woke up to myself (to a degree) and started studying externally part-time, whilst working and doing anything else that came along.

To cut the rest of a long story short, I have...

A Bachelors Degree in Business, majoring in Marketing - BBus(Mar)

A Full Diploma of Market Research - DipBus(MarRes)

Certification in Instructional Skills - CertBus(InsSkl), which means I can teach at a tech college level

Certification as a Quality System Auditor - CertAud(Qual), so I can set up and certify system to international quality standards

But to me, in all seriousness, it all means shit. Really. All university proves is your ability to learn.

I subscribe to the theory of:
Those that can do, those that can't, teach, and those that can't teach write textbooks

:2 cents:

Hey !!!

What ever happened to what goes in Vegas stays in Vegas ?

And you hog the bath too you bastard !!!

:winkwink: :thumbsup :1orglaugh :pimp

Your faith will be rewarded oh great one.

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

This one's for you:

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PAPA! :) :) Congrats!

Mom misses you

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Question # 5
 

5. Talk about your marriage and divorce.

I have $493000 reasons to talk about that.

That was her bite when we settled the property.

Next day, I bought a Porsche Boxster and 2 jet skis with money I had hidden offshore just to piss her off (I knew LOTS about offshore structuring and finance even years before this, let alone what I know now !!).

Seriously, "Moppsy" (for want of a better moniker) was a great woman. Beautiful, intelligent, great poise, a real product of the prissy parents and private school upbringing... shame her father was an Anglican Archdeacon.... that made for some interesting clashes, let me tell you !!

We met when I was 25, she was 22. Moved in together 2 months later. Bought a house together 6 months after that. Got engaged on our 12th month anniversary, married 18 months later, separated 18 months on from that then settled and divorced.

All before I was 30.

I still say today that if I was her, I would have left me 12 months before she did.

A typical case of a girl loving the bad boy (and I was one HELL of a lot badder way back then) and then as soon as she has got him trying to change what it was that attracted her to him in the first place.

I refused to change and told her that. She more than once said, "You are a married man and you have a better single lif$e than most single guys".

I will say for the record that in the almost 5 years together I NEVER cheated on her. Cam bloody close, but never did.

Anyway, a couple of years later we had a bit of a reignite for a while and she even came overseas to where I was living for an holiday and then when I cam back we saw each other for a while until I cut her loose.

She was using me as an excuse not to get on with her life, I told her that, and it pretty much died a natural death from there.

We have not spoken since, and that is about 5 years ago.... and that is a shame, because even afterv we divorced wewere still good friends.

For a long time she was my best friend in the world, and to this day she understood me better than most people will ever hope to.

I will get married again, if it is right, or even for fun, as I suggested in this thread... that'd be a hoot :thumbsup

It will take a pretty amazing person to catch and keep me, that much I will say.

:2 cents: