Ambush Interview #89 CuriousToyBoy - Page 6 - GoFuckYourself.com

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

BANZAI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone got the photoshopped one with the beer hats and Jaeger bombs ?

J-Reel · 05-03-2006, 04:23 PM

I got a hug from lindsay... I was terrified at first, but now I really enjoy it

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Wizzo

Lindsey is top notch guy, one of the good guys in this biz for sure... One of the only people I would let stay in my home anytime...

Jimmy,

Takes a top bloke to know a top bloke mate.

Insert bad Val Kilmer accent here
You can be my wingman anytime

Mate, you beautiful girls and the amazing Lee are a testiment to you as man, as a Dad and as a human being.

You are surely one of the rare ones, and my life is such a better thing for having you in it.

Go you good thing !

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by xenigo

I guess I'll ask the most obvious question I can think of...

I don't really know anything about who you are. I've never seen you at any of the shows I've gone to, and I've only known of CuriousCash for a short while.

So, what is it that you do? Are you the program owner? Or are you an affiliate manager?

Ahermm

Question 14......

Ahermm

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos

PAPA!

Congrats!

Mom misses you

I am proud to be the father of the Fleshlight King.

mrthumbs · 05-03-2006, 04:29 PM

im looking forward to this one!

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

I've got to say, I usually don't read the Ambush Interviews, or at least not with baited breath. This one though has really grabbed my interest.

I met Lindsay, very briefly, at the begining of the Costa Rica Bash. We had somewhat of misunderstanding that we agreed to settle over a beer in the future. From the brief time I was able to observe / chat with Lindsay, the life of the party title sure comes shining through. Interesting guy and one who at first glance you might not expect to be as well spoken as he is.

Can't wait to read the rest, and keep up your wild ways big guy.

He he he

I ***LOVE*** being underestimated and sometimes will go out of my way to be judged so...

Looking forward to that beer or 300 oon enough buddy.

SleazyDream · 05-03-2006, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

i fuggured the moose needed a beer after that

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BrettJ

Ah come on old man. Don't got the stamina?

I'm putting in a long night tonight so I don't have to work while you're in town =)

Old Man ?

Stamina ?

Let's just see if your ABLE to say your own name by the end of Friday night.

He he he he

REMEMBER:
Age and cunning shits all over youth and skill

Seriously Brettski... thanks mate for all your efforts getting the Seattle Bash organzied mate ! Truly appreciated.

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Ycaza

Well brother, its been long enough till you got one of these. Lots of people wander around in your space, but you never get to really know them. So many times did we meet, but never get to know one another. Listening to someone once tell me "he is trouble and starts lots of fights" I thought, he always seems to smile and has always been warm to me in our brief meetings. Spending time with you has revealed a smart, interesting fellow. One of the few people more hyperactive than me. I am glad to call you my brother.

Means a Lot Caz, really does mate.

That someone who spoke to you OBVIOUSLY speaks from knowing me well....

Anyone who knows me knows to well that I do not start fights.....

I FINISH THEM.

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

Would you sell your sperm (for the right price to the right women) to create another masterpiece like yourself??

You've got it all baby! I would love a little clone of you runnin amuck around the house. This is gonna get me in trouble. But seriously, I admire and respect you so much. You are one of the coolest people I have ever had the great fortune to meet and hang with. I am so looking forward to seeing you in San Diego, if not sooner. I keep missing you when you are in LA. Next time your in town I will be there with bells on! I am loving this interview pumpkin, keep it rollin!

Baby Raja won't mind.

What with his new Formula One Golf Cart driving career in the offing....

Sell my sperm?

Darlin', if I didn't love Raja so much I'd give to you.

Personal delivery.

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BluMedia

Wow what an awesome interview and you're not even half way through, hehe.

When everyone else passed me by CuriousBoyToy offered his help and and carried me up many flights of stairs. He about killed both of us after he was all the way up but we made it fine. I won't forget that buddy, thanks.

Mark

Holy fuck Mark !!!

Wasn't that a hoot !

And thanks for being nice, but I got you 6 floors, before the overindulgence in Columbian snowflakes kicked in and my heart felt like it was going to exlode out of my chest !!!

And the the asshole who took you the last floor just threw you over his shoulder !!!

At least I carried you like a gentleman !!!

You are a fucking nice guy mate, I **always** love seeing you, and you can depend on me to carry you up anyflights of stairs, any time.

Mwah.

xoxox

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by chadknowslaw

Linds bought me one of these shirts too [mine is a few sizes smaller] and I fucking love it!

And yes, Linds and I have shared a bed before and I DID build a wall of pillows down the middle. Lindsay had given me that "If I ever decide to come out of the closet, you don't have a choice" lecture so I was just being cautious. We spent the rest of that show in Prague kicking each other out of the bed room bringing back hookers. Mine were cuter. His were cheaper and in greater numbers. It evened out.

Oh fuck !!!

Man, that is one of the funniest times.

I kicked Chad out of the room at 9.30am (very considerate) as I had one of the K5 girls giving me a freebie after she finished work.

Chad was unhappy. I did not give a shit, I was getting some free.

2 nights later, Chad wakes me up, 1.30am in the morning (yes, I know EARLY for ToyBoy but I was rather ill actually).

ToyBoy was NOT HAPPY AT ALL.

I was screaming and yelling and throwing shit and grabbed a doon and pillow and headed for the door to go sleep in the lounge of the suite apartment we were in.

As I barged out the door, there was this overdressed rentboy, Chad's little toy for the evening.

He looked at me as I charged by and his eyes said just one thing to me.....

Oh my, the husband's not happy

minusonebit · 05-03-2006, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

damn this interview is exploding!!!!!!!

No shit. What was the post number where the questions were answered, I cant seem to find it.

I dont know any of you very well, but all the pics in this thread sure say that CTB knows how to throw one helluva party.

Ice · 05-03-2006, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

BANZAI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone got the photoshopped one with the beer hats and Jaeger bombs ?

Well considering I made it... I should have it somewhere...

Great interview man... you are one crazy fucker with a very smart business mind

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by WebDork

Im sure Lindsay was the inspiration for this kid ...

Angus,

How dare you ring my mother and get my elementary school photos !

aimeesweet · 05-03-2006, 05:14 PM

Lindsey, I'm so happy to learn more about my favorite Aussie, your interview kicks ass! I'm so glad that we've had the chance to become friends... you truly bring so much joy to the lives of so many! Thank you!

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard

Lindsay is about the only person I know who can seriously out drink me.. And I freaked out a number of people when I went to a university drinking horn with 4 bottle of sprits for myself.

Look forward to our next party mate!

Must be soon Craig !!

Been too long between drinks ! (literally for you and I)

Derek (MrSkin identifed my drinking capability in http://www.AdultWhosWho.com as "UnStoppable".

http://www.adultwhoswho.com/person.html?id=00003

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

I think I love you Odie.

J-Reel · 05-03-2006, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

I am proud to be the father of the Fleshlight King.

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 05:30 PM

15. How much money do you spend on strip clubs?

Owning them or partying in them ?

I bought into another one just before Christmas (BIG fucking mistake) and it was open for ONE WHOLE DAY before I sold the fuck out.

I should learn to trust my instincts when it comes to business partners.. the only way I could have stayed around was to run the fucking thing myself, and I am SOOOOOOOO over that shit.

When it comes to partying in them, I am someone who does do the lap dance things (boring !!), unless I feel like it and I start GIVING lapdances...... to the girls and whoever else may be unfortunate enough tio be around !!!!!

But I ALWAYS like to see my friends enjoy themselves, I drink like a fucking fish (and a big one) and I get the girls, and all the club staff as drunk as possible on shots and shit so EVERYONE is going off. In this type of thing, I am generous to a fault.

I threw a private bash at K5 in Prague during AOE last year, when the manager my mate Steve gave us a floor/bar area to ourselves, for a select group of friends in the biz.... Dodger (Steve), Josh & Norty from MyVirtualCard, Michael from Newbie Nudes, Adrian from CCBillEU and about half dozen (sorry, mental blank right this minute) others (BT and friends turned up late)... we picked like 15 girls from upstairs and partied like crazy fucks - stripped, sex on stage, simulated man love, whipped cream and shit, all the guys in their underwear and the girls with little until literally daybreak. I got back to the hotel at like 9am, with 2 girls in tow after their shift had finished. Adrian kindly kicked the can (that's just the way he is, and usually I would have not let him, but he is a rich little fuck outside of the biz.. he he.. love you dude), but my share was still like $3000.

That's just me.

And it also shows that I do the mad shit I do in public in private as well ... we enforced the strict "no cameras" rulke because of the marital status of some of the attendees.

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 05:49 PM

16. What the hell is rugby? What the hell is American Gridiron?

Rugby LEAGUE son, the greatest game of all.....

An old aussie song ......

Whether you're on the cricket ground, lang park or the bush.

You still gotta run, you still gotta tackle,

And the scrums have got the same push,

Ummmpppphhhh

You're playing Rugby League football,

The greatest game of all.

I played rugby league from 8 years old to 18 years old.

Enjoyed it immensely, but repeated shoulder dislocations meant I had to take a year off, or have a reconstruction, which then, 21 years ago, was not a walk in the park like today, so I took a year off.

Or so I thought.

3 months into football season, I was GAGGING for it.

And then came my excuse.. a story in the Daily Paper about a guy who wanted to start an American Gridiron competition.

I had seen 2-3 Superbowls on TV (and that was IT), so I considered myself a somewhat expert and just KNEW that I could not possible hurt my shoulder in all those pads, and I rang the guy.

8 weeks later the first ever American Football game was held here.

WITH NO PADS AT ALL !!!

We played the first season, 4 teams, round robin, and never so much as wore a shin pad.

FULL contact.

CRAZY AUSSIES......

I played fullback and middle linebacker.

I dislocated my shoulder 3 times again in that season, but I was firmly hooked.

Played on and off for 7 more years as a linebacker (middle if I was fat and unfit, outside if was cut and firing) until my shoulder finally packed it in and off to the Orthopaedic Surgeon's knife I went.

I played in the first ever Queensland and Australian teams, as first string linebacker and defensive captain, and won the first ever South Pacific Championship, played in Auckland in 1991.

In my first season not playing I coached juniors (like your high school junior varsity/varsity in combination), and defensive coached the State Junior team to the first ever junior national title.

Good memeories, all those.

Well, not the surgery :-)

The Other Steve · 05-03-2006, 06:06 PM

You should have been a rugby league ref too - running a junior centre or a senior line payed even better money than a cricket umpire

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 06:07 PM

17. Why did people call you 'the pale whale'?

People DON'T call me the pale whale.

Many, many moons ago, some silly, misguided fools DID call me that.

Usually from 100 yards away, running as fast as they could to get further away.

Through primary and then into high school, I was a state level swimmer on and off.

In my senior year at high school, I was the school senior swimming champion.

Hence pale whale.

I would remind GFY'ers that there is a standard Surgeon General's Health Warning issued as to the potential physical harm one may expose themselves to if they call CuriousToyBoy the pal whale.

SleazyDream · 05-03-2006, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

17. Why did people call you 'the pale whale'?

People DON'T call me the pale whale.

Many, many moons ago, some silly, misguided fools DID call me that.

Usually from 100 yards away, running as fast as they could to get further away.

Through primary and then into high school, I was a state level swimmer on and off.

In my senior year at high school, I was the school senior swimming champion.

Hence pale whale.

I would remind GFY'ers that there is a standard Surgeon General's Health Warning issued as to the potential physical harm one may expose themselves to if they call CuriousToyBoy the pal whale.

I just icqed eric askin him to change your GFY name to "thePaleWhale" for the rest of your ambush

moooohahahahahahahahahahahaha

hey - my life insurance is up to date.....

sweetums · 05-03-2006, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

I just icqed eric askin him to change your GFY name to "thePaleWhale" for the rest of your ambush

moooohahahahahahahahahahahaha

hey - my life insurance is up to date.....

I'm sorry honey...but as much as I love you...I'm gonna have to kick you in the shins next week....you will do NO such thing.

JFK · 05-03-2006, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

I just icqed eric askin him to change your GFY name to "thePaleWhale" for the rest of your ambush

moooohahahahahahahahahahahaha

hey - my life insurance is up to date.....

You're a brave, brave man..............its been nice knowin ya

BrettJ · 05-03-2006, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Old Man ?

Stamina ?

Let's just see if your ABLE to say your own name by the end of Friday night.

He he he he

REMEMBER:
Age and cunning shits all over youth and skill

Seriously Brettski... thanks mate for all your efforts getting the Seattle Bash organzied mate ! Truly appreciated.

haha. great interview so far.

Ahh... I didn't really do anything for the event. I know our crowd/city and so I just set times and locations. Jared was the one making sure to bump the party thread and get the word out.

Raven · 05-03-2006, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by BrettJ

haha. great interview so far.

Ahh... I didn't really do anything for the event. I know our crowd/city and so I just set times and locations. Jared was the one making sure to bump the party thread and get the word out.

It will be interesting to see you go head to head with Lindsay....I've seen you drink, Brett...you're no slouch....WHAT happens if anyone pokes your liver?

BrettJ · 05-03-2006, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Raven

It will be interesting to see you go head to head with Lindsay....I've seen you drink, Brett...you're no slouch....WHAT happens if anyone pokes your liver?

if they squeeze me the next day ... i'll probably get drunk again. If they lacerate it ... we might be able to put a spiget on it and have people hit it ! ;)

He's got me on size and expierence ... plus it's his day ... so people will be throwing him drinks the whole time ... and then somebody needs to remain sober enough to tell our version of the story to the police ... but if it weren't for all of that ... yeh I think I could probably take him ;)

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

yeah, lol, too bad i couldn't see my own face when she told that. i'm not easy to impress, but that made me raise an eyebrow

and i got another one: don't leave without telling the story about the thai people that wanted to enter your home...

Fuck mate, I ain't even half way through the REAl questions yet !!!

But you do have an unacnny knack for picking soem of the more "eventful" moments... and this is worth a re-tell.....

For those of you who came in late, I lived in the Philippines for 6 months in 2005 (NOT Thailnd Stef, but same shit, different day really).

None of this Makati City, Manila shit for me (no offence, Dee, Rick, Nick et al), but I didn't want some sugar coated experience like some webmasters who post pics of their room on the 27th floor of some hotel in Makati as part of their "3rd World Adventure".....

So off I went to Angeles City, 2 1/2 hours north of Manila, and the Wild fucking west.

Now, I am twice the height and 5 times the size of the average Filipino, and I am 20 years younger and MUCH better looking than the average expat or tourist.

I also foolishly bought into a girlie bar, which was a huge mistake, and one I rectified not more than 6 weeks after by selling my share to the next unsuspecting hero.

I had a house in a sub-division, and that was a trike ride from where the party was at on Fields Avenue that cost like 100 pesos.

I always gave the regular drivers that I knew 150, just to be a nice guy.

Anyway, this one morning, daylight, I staggered out of a friends bar at the tail end of a particularly nasty 3 day/night benderb and jumped into the nearest trike. It was a driver I knew and I just said takme home please - he knew where to go without me saying shit.

We got to my place and I was fishing in my pocket for some change when the little fuck said, "NO, today 500".

What ?

"500 peso"

Fuck of you stinking monkey hahahaha, it is ALWAYS 100 and I ALWAYS give you 150.

"NO NO NO, 500 pesos"

"Well you can get fucked, I'm not paying you a dime"

To whit, I got out, opened the door lock on my 10 foot razor wire topped cast iron gate and slammed it behind me.

I dunno whether it was 5 or 55 minutes later, but Danny came in and woke me by shaking the shit out of me.

"You'd better come outside real quick".

I sort of wobbled outside after him and he opened the peeker in the gate door and pointed to it.

Well I'll be fucked if there wasn't like 10 of the little bastards and a bunch of trikes and these guys with bolos (machete knives) and lumps of wood were all tring to climb trees toi get over the 10 foot razor wire topped brick wall.

Now I till had on my shirt and jeans and my socks, obviously I had fallen asleep with them all still on, which made sense, because I was still trashed.

I started to take my cloithes off and handed them to Danny. He looked at me funny and said, "What the..", I said, "Just shut up and hold my clothes will ya". The ground in Angeles City is still 80% compacted volcanic dust from the Mt Pinatubo eruption in the early 90's, I did not want them dirty.

So I gave Danny my underwear and then picked up a half-assed stick I saw on the ground.. it was a banana tree limb, so it was weak as piss.

I went to the door at the gate.. counted to 3 and then threw the door open, and then, completely naked armed with my trusty stick, I ran outside, screaming gibberish at the top of my lungs, chasing every random Filipinno I could see, MADLY swinging the stick around.

You have NEVER seen a bunch of people and trikes move so quickly, I sconed a couple (not hard, but hard enough), and they were all yellimng and screaming and running away and kick starting trikes and riding off at full speed.

It took about 4 minutes from whoa to go, but at that time, I was nakd in the middle of the street, with my stick and there ws not a monkey to be seen, even my neighbours went inot hiding.

I walked back inside handed Danny the stick, took my clothes and went to bed, where I slept for 2 days.

Before that incident, I was know as Big Kalbo, kalbo being the Tagalog word for bald guy. After that it was Big Crazy Kalbo.

And no trike driver EVER gave me so much as a sideways look ever again.

BluMedia · 05-03-2006, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Holy fuck Mark !!!

Wasn't that a hoot !

And thanks for being nice, but I got you 6 floors, before the overindulgence in Columbian snowflakes kicked in and my heart felt like it was going to exlode out of my chest !!!

And the the asshole who took you the last floor just threw you over his shoulder !!!

At least I carried you like a gentleman !!!

You are a fucking nice guy mate, I **always** love seeing you, and you can depend on me to carry you up anyflights of stairs, any time.

Mwah.

xoxox

I'm glad you didn't hurt yourself, I would of felt really bad. Thanks for being a gentlemen.

Thanks for the compliments. I always enjoy seeing you and Tim too, you guys are awesome. I remembered when I first met Tim he liplocked me, he is so trashed. It was quite funny. He felt really bad and gave me some sweets from Australia the next day. I look forward to seeing you guys in Vegas and Florida.

Mark

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate

YARGH! Just found this. Was great meeting CTB in Costa Rica. He was the life of the party.

Just got done with the first answer. Loved it. Back to reading.

YARGH!

Not a bad bloke yourself Chio !

Back to reading?

Fuck, back to writing for me, I'm not halfway through yet !!!!

Sleazy will be having a pup !

But he will give 36 searching questions that deserve searching answers !

Don't really care, but I hope people don;t mind the length of some answers - a story worth telling is worth telling well !!

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by JohanTheGreat

Good interview, but seriously curioustoboy, you gotta cut some weight.
And that is for your own good, you will not live long with that weight, youve had problems before and managed them, you can do this as well.

Sheesh brother, worry about your own backyard.

I'll happily be happily me if you don't mind. I may lose weight, I may not, I may put weight on, makes shit all difference to who is me.

Think about these maxims for life...

***************

There is absolutely NO evidence that life should be taken seriously

***************

You do NOT die from the first heart attack, you die worrying about the 2nd one

***************

EVERYTING in moderation, INCLUDING moderation

***************

If you don't drink, don't smoke, don't do drugs and don't eat bad fatty food, you WILL NOT actually live longer, it will just SEEM like you do.

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

CTB,

One of my favorite Ambushes to read! I am always amazed at the 7 degrees of seperation rule, granted in our industry it's easy, but when taking into consderation countries... I'm happy to call you a mate!

Anthony, right back at you sunshine

But I call it the 1.4 degress of separation.

Anthony · 05-03-2006, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Anthony, right back at you sunshine

But I call it the 1.4 degress of separation.

Mahal Kita Pare!

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Bas

Ha, this should be indeed a nice one! It was very nice meeting you, good luck with the ambush interview and have a good time in Toronto mate!
Cheers,

PS: And DO NOT start about my bad shooting again ;-)

BAS mate ! My favorite gun-toting Dutchman !!!

Ooops, sorry mate, did you say not to say anything about you and guns ?

Fuck mate, sorry.

So I suppose I shouldn' say something like "If BAS walked into a room with an Uzi an started shooting the place up, just stand still and you will perfectly safe" should I ?

It's OK mate, I won't say it !!

Errrr.. did I think that oir just say it ?????????????????????????

FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh-Ho... damdn GFY edit rule.

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by RogerV

Your a great guy with a big heart you teddy bear

Shut the fuck up will ya Roger !!!

Don't be telling peeps things like that, I' ve spent years carefully grooming my reputation as a mongrel dog hard man.

SO how is life in the Costa Rican sun ?

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt Collins

I gotta jump in here and say that Lindsay is one of the funniest people I know and I love every minute I spend with him.

In Phoenix, when he walked into the Lightspeed Suite (sponsored by RevShare Hosting), the whole room changed.

He had the same effect on the room that Taylor had when she walked in-I guess its their sexy, scantily claded bodies!!!

ROFL!!

I look forward to reading all of the answers. Just looking at the questions, its clear that Lindsay has had a very interesting life!

Matt

Mate,

Good peeps like you make having fun easy and an absolute joy.

Looking forward nto doing some real business together over some real pleasurable times in Toronto dude.

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by RainGurl

great ambush on one of the best "characters" in the biz!

Coming from another of those "characters" I take that as huge hug and kiss Rainey !!

Thanks babe ;-)

woj · 05-03-2006, 07:40 PM

300.........

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by sherie

I am enjoying reading this!! Lindsay, you are THEE man!!!

Much love!! xoxox

Look forward to exhausting physical repesentations of that love next week in Toronto baby doll ......

xoxoxoxoxoxoxxo

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

imagining that's Lisa on the top i have an idea now

but who's the other? probably Punker Barbie or so

Ok.

Stop it.

I am now officially getting all hard in the wee wee.

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetums

Hahahahahahahah.....ok...now THAT's funny!! Best part of all is that Lindsay could probably easily carry the two of us around on his back.....

Ok...you've just given me an idea for when I get tired of walking next week in Toronto at the GFY Webmaster Access show

Holy fuck !!!

Lisa, if you walk into the room and walk straight and me with Jordan or Taylor holding your hand with you both looking at me, I promise you I will instantly come in my pants.

Twice.

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

Sean needs a caption badly .........

Now I've known Lars for years and he is mad, but this guy is just fucking ridiculous

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

THE 2008 PHOENIX FORUM DODGEBALL CHAMPIONS

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

the hat! the hat! the hat!

H ah ah ah ah

OF COURSE !!

Airek is wearing his "Bedrock" hat.

That was the bar I part owned in Angeles City, brought that over to 2004 Forum as a prezzie for a few select peeps.

Wooooooffff.

Ha ha ha ha ha

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

liondollars kicks ass mate!!!!!!!

Yes Bradley.

LionDollars does rather, doesn't it.

CuriousToyBoy · 05-03-2006, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Raven

You forgot to mention my role as your stylist.

CTB and I have a very special relationship. I neither work for him nor does he work for me. We have a similar philosophy that doesn't limit our own creativities and need for expansion. Just as I've done for other companies, I am happily in the middle of the fray for my Lindsay, whose ability to think above and beyond the box constantly amazes me. I truly enjoy and am constantly challenged by this man, whose brain never shuts off.

'Big Sister' indeed. I come up to your navel.

Can't do that !

Last time at Rehab up there in Washington with Raven and the rest of my 2nd family, she decided I needed to clean my act up a bit and buy some good (better) clothes and be a bit more "Stylish".

The word "Stylish" to me, does not mean "Meterosexual", it more means "Brad Mitchellual"

So we went shopping.

My stylist did an excellent job !

WATCH OUT TORONTO !!!

There will still be my standard shirts and jeans, but note some of the subtle changes during the show.

05-03-2006, 04:07 PM	#251
JFK FUBAR the ORIGINATOR Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: FUBARLAND Posts: 67,374	__________________ FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com

05-03-2006, 04:23 PM	#253
J-Reel Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Boneprone's guest house Posts: 3,782	I got a hug from lindsay... I was terrified at first, but now I really enjoy it __________________ Scheck out the new girls at www.hawtmoney.com ICQ 177-447-671

05-03-2006, 05:30 PM	#272
CuriousToyBoy Crazy Aussie Bastard Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home. Posts: 16,787	Question # 15 15. How much money do you spend on strip clubs? Owning them or partying in them ? I bought into another one just before Christmas (BIG fucking mistake) and it was open for ONE WHOLE DAY before I sold the fuck out. I should learn to trust my instincts when it comes to business partners.. the only way I could have stayed around was to run the fucking thing myself, and I am SOOOOOOOO over that shit. When it comes to partying in them, I am someone who does do the lap dance things (boring !!), unless I feel like it and I start GIVING lapdances...... to the girls and whoever else may be unfortunate enough tio be around !!!!! But I ALWAYS like to see my friends enjoy themselves, I drink like a fucking fish (and a big one) and I get the girls, and all the club staff as drunk as possible on shots and shit so EVERYONE is going off. In this type of thing, I am generous to a fault. I threw a private bash at K5 in Prague during AOE last year, when the manager my mate Steve gave us a floor/bar area to ourselves, for a select group of friends in the biz.... Dodger (Steve), Josh & Norty from MyVirtualCard, Michael from Newbie Nudes, Adrian from CCBillEU and about half dozen (sorry, mental blank right this minute) others (BT and friends turned up late)... we picked like 15 girls from upstairs and partied like crazy fucks - stripped, sex on stage, simulated man love, whipped cream and shit, all the guys in their underwear and the girls with little until literally daybreak. I got back to the hotel at like 9am, with 2 girls in tow after their shift had finished. Adrian kindly kicked the can (that's just the way he is, and usually I would have not let him, but he is a rich little fuck outside of the biz.. he he.. love you dude), but my share was still like $3000. That's just me. And it also shows that I do the mad shit I do in public in private as well ... we enforced the strict "no cameras" rulke because of the marital status of some of the attendees. __________________ Celebs Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

05-03-2006, 05:49 PM	#273
CuriousToyBoy Crazy Aussie Bastard Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home. Posts: 16,787	Question # 16 16. What the hell is rugby? What the hell is American Gridiron? Rugby LEAGUE son, the greatest game of all..... An old aussie song ...... Whether you're on the cricket ground, lang park or the bush. You still gotta run, you still gotta tackle, And the scrums have got the same push, Ummmpppphhhh You're playing Rugby League football, The greatest game of all. I played rugby league from 8 years old to 18 years old. Enjoyed it immensely, but repeated shoulder dislocations meant I had to take a year off, or have a reconstruction, which then, 21 years ago, was not a walk in the park like today, so I took a year off. Or so I thought. 3 months into football season, I was GAGGING for it. And then came my excuse.. a story in the Daily Paper about a guy who wanted to start an American Gridiron competition. I had seen 2-3 Superbowls on TV (and that was IT), so I considered myself a somewhat expert and just KNEW that I could not possible hurt my shoulder in all those pads, and I rang the guy. 8 weeks later the first ever American Football game was held here. WITH NO PADS AT ALL !!! We played the first season, 4 teams, round robin, and never so much as wore a shin pad. FULL contact. CRAZY AUSSIES...... I played fullback and middle linebacker. I dislocated my shoulder 3 times again in that season, but I was firmly hooked. Played on and off for 7 more years as a linebacker (middle if I was fat and unfit, outside if was cut and firing) until my shoulder finally packed it in and off to the Orthopaedic Surgeon's knife I went. I played in the first ever Queensland and Australian teams, as first string linebacker and defensive captain, and won the first ever South Pacific Championship, played in Auckland in 1991. In my first season not playing I coached juniors (like your high school junior varsity/varsity in combination), and defensive coached the State Junior team to the first ever junior national title. Good memeories, all those. Well, not the surgery :-) __________________ Celebs Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

05-03-2006, 06:06 PM	#274
The Other Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Sunny Queensland - perfect one day and better the next. Posts: 2,106	You should have been a rugby league ref too - running a junior centre or a senior line payed even better money than a cricket umpire __________________ Left intentionally blank ... just like my brain

05-03-2006, 04:29 PM	#257
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	im looking forward to this one!

05-03-2006, 05:14 PM	#268
aimeesweet Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 2,917	Lindsey, I'm so happy to learn more about my favorite Aussie, your interview kicks ass! I'm so glad that we've had the chance to become friends... you truly bring so much joy to the lives of so many! Thank you!

05-03-2006, 06:07 PM	#275
CuriousToyBoy Crazy Aussie Bastard Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home. Posts: 16,787	Question # 17 17. Why did people call you 'the pale whale'? People DON'T call me the pale whale. Many, many moons ago, some silly, misguided fools DID call me that. Usually from 100 yards away, running as fast as they could to get further away. Through primary and then into high school, I was a state level swimmer on and off. In my senior year at high school, I was the school senior swimming champion. Hence pale whale. I would remind GFY'ers that there is a standard Surgeon General's Health Warning issued as to the potential physical harm one may expose themselves to if they call CuriousToyBoy the pal whale. __________________ Celebs Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

05-03-2006, 07:40 PM	#292
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