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Theo The Theologian · 05-02-2006, 12:39 AM

I am still taking applications for my cult. If you'd like to be a part of a new way of thinking about God that doesn't involve goats, let me know.

On a side note do you ever wonder how long it would take to die with your anus sewn shut? I'd say a week or so, unless you ate Mexican which would be pretty quick.

S P A N N O W · 05-02-2006, 12:40 AM

Im in................. (except for the anus-thing)

SmutGiant · 05-02-2006, 12:40 AM

but i like goats

they're so cute

madawgz · 05-02-2006, 12:41 AM

sorrryyyyyyyy, im already alkida......

Shoehorn! · 05-02-2006, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

On a side note do you ever wonder how long it would take to die with your anus sewn shut? I'd say a week or so, unless you ate Mexican which would be pretty quick.
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Studies show it would take 16 days without Mexican food, 11 days with.

Anya · 05-02-2006, 12:42 AM

Consider my application submitted!

Chio can vouch for me!

Anya

Theo The Theologian · 05-02-2006, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

sorrryyyyyyyy, im already alkida......

We can do conversions, but we only do them on Thrusdays, just before our weekly bridge game.

If you are down, we have a spot right after some Hindus this week.

Theo The Theologian · 05-02-2006, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anya

Consider my application submitted!

Chio can vouch for me!

Anya

Chio has spoken highly of your Vageener. I am anxious to take a look for myself. I happen to be a connoisseur of fine Vageener.

Shoehorn! · 05-02-2006, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

Chio has spoken highly of your Vageener. I am anxious to take a look for myself. I happen to be a connoisseur of fine Vageener.

Anya · 05-02-2006, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

Chio has spoken highly of your Vageener. I am anxious to take a look for myself. I happen to be a connoisseur of fine Vageener.

I am going to bed, I'm just really s-l-o-w about it. A vageener connoisseur.

Tell Chio & Shoehorn (I know SH will see this too) I appreciated the 3-some.. er 3-way... er...

Anya

Shoehorn! · 05-02-2006, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anya

I am going to bed, I'm just really s-l-o-w about it. A vageener connoisseur.

Tell Chio & Shoehorn (I know SH will see this too) I appreciated the 3-some.. er 3-way... er...

Anya

Shoehorn says he enjoyed it too.

edgeprod · 05-02-2006, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

On a side note do you ever wonder how long it would take to die with your anus sewn shut? I'd say a week or so, unless you ate Mexican which would be pretty quick.[/IMG]

I'd die without anal sex!

BIGTYMER · 05-02-2006, 01:06 AM

Your gang sucks!!

CuriousToyBoy · 05-02-2006, 01:31 AM

I just appreciate Anya.

2c

Theo The Theologian · 05-02-2006, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigTymer

Your gang sucks!!

You're a big jerk.

BusterBunny · 05-02-2006, 02:31 AM

no real cult would take applications, membership is based upon money so i dub you a false profit...

Theo The Theologian · 05-02-2006, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

no real cult would take applications, membership is based upon money so i dub you a false profit...

Well then I dub you a big jerk, and I bet you wear faggy pants.

2HousePlague · 05-02-2006, 02:33 AM

2hp

BusterBunny · 05-02-2006, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

Well then I dub you a big jerk, and I bet you wear faggy pants.

i wear my gear like kriss kross i'm supafly

Theo The Theologian · 05-02-2006, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

i wear my gear like kriss kross i'm supafly

Brother Cottontail, I'm sorry for my previous outburst. You're alright in my book, and my book is a Holy one.

BusterBunny · 05-02-2006, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

Brother Cottontail, I'm sorry for my previous outburst. You're alright in my book, and my book is a Holy one.

all good...in my head i saw the scenes from little nicky with the preacher running around screaming "im burning in hell"....good luck with your kool aid crew

Theo The Theologian · 05-02-2006, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

good luck with your kool aid crew

Ice · 05-02-2006, 05:39 PM

Yargh... count me in... where Chio's plank goes I follow

Anya · 05-02-2006, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

I just appreciate Anya.

2c

Oh, look at how sweet you are, Lindsay!

Anya

Spunky · 05-02-2006, 06:19 PM

I want to be part of your organization

arock10 · 05-02-2006, 06:23 PM

you could call yourself the crips and wear blue

shack · 05-03-2006, 03:11 AM

Does it require me to get out bed before 12 and turn up anywhere?

Do I get a membership card ?

Will I be expected to believe everything you say ?

Will this be a good opportunity to meet girls ?

AND, are anus's going to be a common topic of discussion? (not down with that)

Hipp · 05-03-2006, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

Studies show it would take 16 days without Mexican food, 11 days with.

Honestly I dont think I could go 2 days, much less 11 - 16. I'd keel over WAY before then.

Wiggles · 05-03-2006, 05:52 AM

what no goats? phew

gooddomains · 05-03-2006, 06:08 AM

cool gang

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