I want you to join my gang.
 

I am still taking applications for my cult. If you'd like to be a part of a new way of thinking about God that doesn't involve goats, let me know.

On a side note do you ever wonder how long it would take to die with your anus sewn shut? I'd say a week or so, unless you ate Mexican which would be pretty quick.

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Im in................. (except for the anus-thing)

but i like goats :(

they're so cute :(

sorrryyyyyyyy, im already alkida......

Studies show it would take 16 days without Mexican food, 11 days with. :2 cents:

Consider my application submitted! :thumbsup Chio can vouch for me! :winkwink:

Anya

We can do conversions, but we only do them on Thrusdays, just before our weekly bridge game.

If you are down, we have a spot right after some Hindus this week.

Chio has spoken highly of your Vageener. I am anxious to take a look for myself. I happen to be a connoisseur of fine Vageener.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I am going to bed, I'm just really s-l-o-w about it. A vageener connoisseur. :1orglaugh

Tell Chio & Shoehorn (I know SH will see this too) I appreciated the 3-some.. er 3-way... er... :helpme

Anya

Shoehorn says he enjoyed it too. :Graucho

I'd die without anal sex!

Your gang sucks!!

I just appreciate Anya.

2c

You're a big jerk.

no real cult would take applications, membership is based upon money so i dub you a false profit...

Well then I dub you a big jerk, and I bet you wear faggy pants.

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:thumbsup

2hp

i wear my gear like kriss kross i'm supafly

Brother Cottontail, I'm sorry for my previous outburst. You're alright in my book, and my book is a Holy one.

all good...in my head i saw the scenes from little nicky with the preacher running around screaming "im burning in hell"....good luck with your kool aid crew:thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yargh... count me in... where Chio's plank goes I follow :glugglug

Oh, look at how sweet you are, Lindsay! :wetkiss

Anya

I want to be part of your organization

you could call yourself the crips and wear blue

Does it require me to get out bed before 12 and turn up anywhere?

Do I get a membership card ?

Will I be expected to believe everything you say ?

Will this be a good opportunity to meet girls ?

AND, are anus's going to be a common topic of discussion? (not down with that)

Honestly I dont think I could go 2 days, much less 11 - 16. I'd keel over WAY before then. :helpme

what no goats? phew

cool gang