Would you "hit" someone 13 years older than you? - GoFuckYourself.com

SmutGiant · 05-02-2006, 12:38 AM

So there's this chick... i dont feel like typing out all the details and crap but basically I KNOW she wants to start *something*... she's 32, i'm 19... until a week ago I thought she was like 23-25 MAX... she ALWAYS found a way to dodge the age question lol... she's hot as hell, has a smokin body etc... I would love to "hit it"... but I don't want to get involved in anything more than that with that big of an age difference...

She isn't some deperate chick or anything either. She seems like a desirable woman who has loads of guys trying to get a piece of her daily.

She is also someone who I'm around almost daily for biz purposes.

Looking forward to some insightful or funny replies

Any input will be appreciated

Wanting to hit it no strings attatched,
SmutGiant

2HousePlague · 05-02-2006, 12:40 AM

2hp

SmutGiant · 05-02-2006, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

2hp

I have no idea what that pic is supposed to represent

iWeb_Allan · 05-02-2006, 12:44 AM

Been there, done that.

SmutGiant · 05-02-2006, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by iWeb_Allan

Been there, done that.

so how'd it go?

2HousePlague · 05-02-2006, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by SmutGiant

I have no idea what that pic is supposed to represent

2hp

skinnay · 05-02-2006, 12:49 AM

do you really need to ask?

SomeCreep · 05-02-2006, 12:50 AM

surely i would

Mefo · 05-02-2006, 12:52 AM

sure, but the biz thing can bring in problems though

SmutGiant · 05-02-2006, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

2hp

Your input is greatly appreciated, sir

2HousePlague · 05-02-2006, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by SmutGiant

Your input is greatly appreciated, sir

2hp

potter · 05-02-2006, 12:57 AM

Dude, you're gay.

SmutGiant · 05-02-2006, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by potter

Dude, you're gay.

I just need to make sure I've analyzed everything possible. I don't want this to blow up in my face some how... blow up in my face? fuck maybe I am gay

SmutGiant · 05-02-2006, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

2hp

HEY! How'd you get into mym private porn stash!

xlogger · 05-02-2006, 01:06 AM

Listen, i would NEVER go out with anyone, regardless of age, if i see them every day for work/biz. Just fuck her couple of time and get it over with.

iWeb_Allan · 05-02-2006, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by SmutGiant

so how'd it go?

Encountered problems left and right. But then again, that was a serious relationship. If what you're after is sex, then go ahead. But if not, think more than twice.

beemk · 05-02-2006, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by SmutGiant

She is also someone who I'm around almost daily for biz purposes.

dude, dont fuck your manager at mcdonalds. if it goes wrong she could have you on bathroom duty every shift.

martinsc · 05-02-2006, 01:23 AM

if she's hot and its only for some time - sure, why not.
if the plan is for something serious i don't think i'd go there...

SmutGiant · 05-02-2006, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by beemk

dude, dont fuck your manager at mcdonalds. if it goes wrong she could have you on bathroom duty every shift.

thanks man

close though, she's not my manager and it's not mcdonalds. she's a co-worker at a collection agency i spend some time during the week at

I would work there for free... the female>male ratio is like 10:1

Come to think of it, my last four paychecks are sitting on my desk right now

CuriousToyBoy · 05-02-2006, 01:29 AM

I have before.. me 14, she 30... then MANY MANY more times from age 18 and up... right up to present day.

I have no problem with it.

At all.

Oh Jack, and I'd do Marilyn... if she were alive.

;-)

BobG · 05-02-2006, 01:31 AM

hell yeah man. Older women are great. They say thank you afterward

SmutGiant · 05-02-2006, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by martinsc

if she's hot and its only for some time - sure, why not.
if the plan is for something serious i don't think i'd go there...

My approach as well, but I need to find out what she really wants. I don't want to "lead anybody on"... always ends up in unwanted drama... *chills down my back*

I also need to find out if she's phsycho or not... i mean sure banging a 32 year old looks good in porn etc. A 32 year old chick going after a 19 year old guy in real life though? I mean, come on! Are the rest of you really that bad!?

SmutGiant · 05-02-2006, 01:33 AM

only kidding by the above post of course

Kevin - The PNN · 05-02-2006, 01:38 AM

Fuck yes

At 19 - you do not know how to make love to a woman, I know you think you do, but you don't. She will teach you things that are priceless. Learn everything you can from her. Therafter, the next time you bang a girl your age, she will think you are a GOD.

FuckY0u · 05-02-2006, 01:39 AM

Do you want me to hit it for you? Take her out for some beers. Take her back to your or her place. Fuck the shit out of her. Then make up some story like you were drunk and you dont want this to get all weird done deal. You hit now move on.

BusterBunny · 05-02-2006, 01:41 AM

are we talking dog years, cat years, or human years?

Reak AGV · 05-02-2006, 01:42 AM

Surely I would, no problems with that

SmutGiant · 05-02-2006, 01:42 AM

edit............

SmutGiant · 05-02-2006, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin - The PNN

Fuck yes

At 19 - you do not know how to make love to a woman, I know you think you do, but you don't. She will teach you things that are priceless. Learn everything you can from her. Therafter, the next time you bang a girl your age, she will think you are a GOD.

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Originally Posted by FuckY0u

Do you want me to hit it for you? Take her out for some beers. Take her back to your or her place. Fuck the shit out of her. Then make up some story like you were drunk and you dont want this to get all weird done deal. You hit now move on.

THOSE above two posts meld together perfectly.

*excellent

/end Mr. Burns voice-over.

Thanks for the input, opened some new windows of thought but still undecided.

JuiceMonkey · 05-02-2006, 01:55 AM

if I was 3. yes.

AdultMovies.bz · 05-02-2006, 02:00 AM

Dude I'm 23 and my fiance is 32, 9 years difference between us and we've been together for over 6 years now and couldn't be happier. Age difference don't matter shit

go 4 it

SmutGiant · 05-02-2006, 02:26 AM

I think I found the red flag... I don't think it's her age that has me questioning it but the fact the she was hiding her age...

nofx · 05-02-2006, 02:28 AM

dude hit that shit bro

hit it like you've never banged anything before

fuck her up the ass and then say bye bye after you cum down her throat

nofx · 05-02-2006, 02:28 AM

oh yea

make sure she doesnt have any children!!

she may be looking for a daddy for em

SmutGiant · 05-02-2006, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx

oh yea

make sure she doesnt have any children!!

she may be looking for a daddy for em

good point... once I saw her looking at a photo of her "neices" and I was like any of them yours and she said yeah one then JUST KIDDING really fast... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............ ??????

another red flag.

Violetta · 05-02-2006, 03:24 AM

Go for it man!!

Sarah_Jayne · 05-02-2006, 03:40 AM

at 19 I married a 36 year old..so, yes

ssp · 05-02-2006, 03:44 AM

My girlfriend is 9 years older than me.. age doesn't mean a thing!

sickbeatz · 05-02-2006, 03:45 AM

invite her over, get her drunk. just you and her. sit next to her, act like you give a fuck when she's talking to you. play your cards right and you guys will be making babies in no time.

sickbeatz · 05-02-2006, 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

at 19 I married a 36 year old..so, yes

what was his annual net income worth?

The Duck · 05-02-2006, 04:03 AM

I would definately stick my penis in a hot milf

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 05-02-2006, 04:05 AM

Dont do it, it is a nightmare, i have done it and i was really happy when it happened, but it is a death sentence, you will hate it, i hated it so much, it felt like i was in a jail cell, dont do it, you will hate it, i am getting an ache in my stomach as i write this, dont even have sex with her. Get one of your family to call her now and tell her that you have passed away.

sickbeatz · 05-02-2006, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Batts

Dont do it, it is a nightmare, i have done it and i was really happy when it happened, but it is a death sentence, you will hate it, i hated it so much, it felt like i was in a jail cell, dont do it, you will hate it, i am getting an ache in my stomach as i write this, dont even have sex with her. Get one of your family to call her now and tell her that you have passed away.

sounds like someone played you good

Drake · 05-02-2006, 04:08 AM

"If it feels good, do it" - Kmanrox

Sarah_Jayne · 05-02-2006, 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by sickbeatz

what was his annual net income worth?

broke and disabled...I just loved him

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 05-02-2006, 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by sickbeatz

sounds like someone played you good

She was a nightmare, she was just out of a divorce, had two kids, all the baggage in the world.

sickbeatz · 05-02-2006, 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

broke and disabled...I just loved him

disabled? damn, he was broke and broken... now i know your love must have been for real..

or was there a soon to be expected settlement?

sickbeatz · 05-02-2006, 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Batts

She was a nightmare, she was just out of a divorce, had two kids, all the baggage in the world.

age doesn't really have anything to do with it. some girls are just psycho and that's that. lots of people have problems or baggage, it doesn't have anything to do with how old they are.

Sarah_Jayne · 05-02-2006, 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by sickbeatz

disabled? damn, he was broke and broken... now i know your love must have been for real..

or was there a soon to be expected settlement?

no..he died a year and a half ago ago but since it was such a young death I had no way of guessing he would go that young. There was no money because he had been disabled for ten years after being hit by a drunk driver. He was just my soul mate...could care less what the bank account was like.

VicJay · 05-02-2006, 04:26 AM

I surely would, but only if she is not over 55

I don't know why, but lately I find older women more attractive than younger once!!!

05-02-2006, 12:38 AM	#1
SmutGiant Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,895	Would you "hit" someone 13 years older than you? So there's this chick... i dont feel like typing out all the details and crap but basically I KNOW she wants to start something... she's 32, i'm 19... until a week ago I thought she was like 23-25 MAX... she ALWAYS found a way to dodge the age question lol... she's hot as hell, has a smokin body etc... I would love to "hit it"... but I don't want to get involved in anything more than that with that big of an age difference... She isn't some deperate chick or anything either. She seems like a desirable woman who has loads of guys trying to get a piece of her daily. She is also someone who I'm around almost daily for biz purposes. Looking forward to some insightful or funny replies Any input will be appreciated Wanting to hit it no strings attatched, SmutGiant

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BobG Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,274	hell yeah man. Older women are great. They say thank you afterward

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SmutGiant Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,895	I think I found the red flag... I don't think it's her age that has me questioning it but the fact the she was hiding her age...

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