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SmutGiant 05-02-2006 12:38 AM

Would you "hit" someone 13 years older than you?
 
So there's this chick... i dont feel like typing out all the details and crap but basically I KNOW she wants to start *something*... she's 32, i'm 19... until a week ago I thought she was like 23-25 MAX... she ALWAYS found a way to dodge the age question lol... she's hot as hell, has a smokin body etc... I would love to "hit it"... but I don't want to get involved in anything more than that with that big of an age difference...

She isn't some deperate chick or anything either. She seems like a desirable woman who has loads of guys trying to get a piece of her daily.

She is also someone who I'm around almost daily for biz purposes.

Looking forward to some insightful or funny replies :)

Any input will be appreciated :thumbsup

Wanting to hit it no strings attatched,
SmutGiant

2HousePlague 05-02-2006 12:40 AM

http://stellargraffiti.com/My%20Pict...%20ABOARD!.jpg


2hp

SmutGiant 05-02-2006 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

I have no idea what that pic is supposed to represent :helpme

iWeb_Allan 05-02-2006 12:44 AM

Been there, done that. :upsidedow

SmutGiant 05-02-2006 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by iWeb_Allan
Been there, done that. :upsidedow

so how'd it go?

2HousePlague 05-02-2006 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by SmutGiant
I have no idea what that pic is supposed to represent :helpme

http://www.fivebuckstofriday.com/museum/hit/kirk.jpg


:1orglaugh
2hp

skinnay 05-02-2006 12:49 AM

do you really need to ask?

SomeCreep 05-02-2006 12:50 AM

surely i would

Mefo 05-02-2006 12:52 AM

sure, but the biz thing can bring in problems though

SmutGiant 05-02-2006 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Your input is greatly appreciated, sir :1orglaugh :thumbsup

2HousePlague 05-02-2006 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by SmutGiant
Your input is greatly appreciated, sir :1orglaugh :thumbsup

http://www.raunch.tv/content/main_pa...sed_condom.jpg


:1orglaugh

2hp

potter 05-02-2006 12:57 AM

Dude, you're gay.

SmutGiant 05-02-2006 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by potter
Dude, you're gay.

I just need to make sure I've analyzed everything possible. I don't want this to blow up in my face some how... blow up in my face? fuck maybe I am gay :( :1orglaugh

SmutGiant 05-02-2006 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague


HEY! How'd you get into mym private porn stash! :mad:

xlogger 05-02-2006 01:06 AM

Listen, i would NEVER go out with anyone, regardless of age, if i see them every day for work/biz. Just fuck her couple of time and get it over with.

iWeb_Allan 05-02-2006 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by SmutGiant
so how'd it go?

Encountered problems left and right. But then again, that was a serious relationship. If what you're after is sex, then go ahead. But if not, think more than twice. :)

beemk 05-02-2006 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by SmutGiant
She is also someone who I'm around almost daily for biz purposes.

dude, dont fuck your manager at mcdonalds. if it goes wrong she could have you on bathroom duty every shift.

martinsc 05-02-2006 01:23 AM

if she's hot and its only for some time - sure, why not.
if the plan is for something serious i don't think i'd go there...

SmutGiant 05-02-2006 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by beemk
dude, dont fuck your manager at mcdonalds. if it goes wrong she could have you on bathroom duty every shift.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh thanks man :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

close though, she's not my manager and it's not mcdonalds. she's a co-worker at a collection agency i spend some time during the week at :)

I would work there for free... the female>male ratio is like 10:1 :pimp

Come to think of it, my last four paychecks are sitting on my desk right now :1orglaugh

CuriousToyBoy 05-02-2006 01:29 AM

I have before.. me 14, she 30... then MANY MANY more times from age 18 and up... right up to present day.

I have no problem with it.

At all.

Oh Jack, and I'd do Marilyn... if she were alive.

;-)

BobG 05-02-2006 01:31 AM

hell yeah man. Older women are great. They say thank you afterward

SmutGiant 05-02-2006 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by martinsc
if she's hot and its only for some time - sure, why not.
if the plan is for something serious i don't think i'd go there...

My approach as well, but I need to find out what she really wants. I don't want to "lead anybody on"... always ends up in unwanted drama... *chills down my back*

I also need to find out if she's phsycho or not... i mean sure banging a 32 year old looks good in porn etc. A 32 year old chick going after a 19 year old guy in real life though? I mean, come on! Are the rest of you really that bad!? :1orglaugh

SmutGiant 05-02-2006 01:33 AM

only kidding by the above post of course :)

Kevin - The PNN 05-02-2006 01:38 AM

Fuck yes

At 19 - you do not know how to make love to a woman, I know you think you do, but you don't. She will teach you things that are priceless. Learn everything you can from her. Therafter, the next time you bang a girl your age, she will think you are a GOD.

FuckY0u 05-02-2006 01:39 AM

Do you want me to hit it for you? Take her out for some beers. Take her back to your or her place. Fuck the shit out of her. Then make up some story like you were drunk and you dont want this to get all weird done deal. You hit now move on.

BusterBunny 05-02-2006 01:41 AM

are we talking dog years, cat years, or human years?

http://www.nyvelocity.com/slideshow/370/humping.jpg

Reak AGV 05-02-2006 01:42 AM

Surely I would, no problems with that :thumbsup

SmutGiant 05-02-2006 01:42 AM

edit............

SmutGiant 05-02-2006 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin - The PNN
Fuck yes

At 19 - you do not know how to make love to a woman, I know you think you do, but you don't. She will teach you things that are priceless. Learn everything you can from her. Therafter, the next time you bang a girl your age, she will think you are a GOD.


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Originally Posted by FuckY0u
Do you want me to hit it for you? Take her out for some beers. Take her back to your or her place. Fuck the shit out of her. Then make up some story like you were drunk and you dont want this to get all weird done deal. You hit now move on.

THOSE above two posts meld together perfectly.

*excellent

/end Mr. Burns voice-over.

Thanks for the input, opened some new windows of thought but still undecided.

JuiceMonkey 05-02-2006 01:55 AM

if I was 3. yes.

AdultMovies.bz 05-02-2006 02:00 AM

Dude I'm 23 and my fiance is 32, 9 years difference between us and we've been together for over 6 years now and couldn't be happier. Age difference don't matter shit :) go 4 it

SmutGiant 05-02-2006 02:26 AM

I think I found the red flag... I don't think it's her age that has me questioning it but the fact the she was hiding her age...

nofx 05-02-2006 02:28 AM

dude hit that shit bro

hit it like you've never banged anything before

fuck her up the ass and then say bye bye after you cum down her throat

nofx 05-02-2006 02:28 AM

oh yea

make sure she doesnt have any children!!

she may be looking for a daddy for em

SmutGiant 05-02-2006 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx
oh yea

make sure she doesnt have any children!!

she may be looking for a daddy for em

good point... once I saw her looking at a photo of her "neices" and I was like any of them yours and she said yeah one then JUST KIDDING really fast... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............ ??????

another red flag.

Violetta 05-02-2006 03:24 AM

Go for it man!!

Sarah_Jayne 05-02-2006 03:40 AM

at 19 I married a 36 year old..so, yes

ssp 05-02-2006 03:44 AM

My girlfriend is 9 years older than me.. age doesn't mean a thing!

sickbeatz 05-02-2006 03:45 AM

invite her over, get her drunk. just you and her. sit next to her, act like you give a fuck when she's talking to you. play your cards right and you guys will be making babies in no time.

sickbeatz 05-02-2006 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
at 19 I married a 36 year old..so, yes

what was his annual net income worth?

The Duck 05-02-2006 04:03 AM

I would definately stick my penis in a hot milf

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 05-02-2006 04:05 AM

Dont do it, it is a nightmare, i have done it and i was really happy when it happened, but it is a death sentence, you will hate it, i hated it so much, it felt like i was in a jail cell, dont do it, you will hate it, i am getting an ache in my stomach as i write this, dont even have sex with her. Get one of your family to call her now and tell her that you have passed away.

sickbeatz 05-02-2006 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Batts
Dont do it, it is a nightmare, i have done it and i was really happy when it happened, but it is a death sentence, you will hate it, i hated it so much, it felt like i was in a jail cell, dont do it, you will hate it, i am getting an ache in my stomach as i write this, dont even have sex with her. Get one of your family to call her now and tell her that you have passed away.

sounds like someone played you good

Drake 05-02-2006 04:08 AM

"If it feels good, do it" - Kmanrox

Sarah_Jayne 05-02-2006 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by sickbeatz
what was his annual net income worth?

broke and disabled...I just loved him

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 05-02-2006 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by sickbeatz
sounds like someone played you good

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

She was a nightmare, she was just out of a divorce, had two kids, all the baggage in the world.

sickbeatz 05-02-2006 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
broke and disabled...I just loved him

disabled? damn, he was broke and broken... now i know your love must have been for real.. :thumbsup or was there a soon to be expected settlement? :1orglaugh

sickbeatz 05-02-2006 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Batts
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

She was a nightmare, she was just out of a divorce, had two kids, all the baggage in the world.

age doesn't really have anything to do with it. some girls are just psycho and that's that. lots of people have problems or baggage, it doesn't have anything to do with how old they are.

Sarah_Jayne 05-02-2006 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by sickbeatz
disabled? damn, he was broke and broken... now i know your love must have been for real.. :thumbsup or was there a soon to be expected settlement? :1orglaugh


no..he died a year and a half ago ago but since it was such a young death I had no way of guessing he would go that young. There was no money because he had been disabled for ten years after being hit by a drunk driver. He was just my soul mate...could care less what the bank account was like.

VicJay 05-02-2006 04:26 AM

I surely would, but only if she is not over 55 :)
I don't know why, but lately I find older women more attractive than younger once!!! :winkwink:


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