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RightHandMan · 05-01-2006, 03:53 PM

I need help getting even. This weekend two of my drunk friends entered (broke into) my apartment via my patio door (unlocked my mistake) and trashed my living room. They overturned everything in my living room. Everything including my tv was upsidedown. Nothing was broken, and no uncleanable mess was made. I want to get them back! I dont want to cost them any money, or break/damage any of their shit, but i DO want to absolutely fuck up their lives for a few hours.... Let me have your ideas....if its good ill post video.

Oh Yeah...would you hit it???

RhiannonAPM · 05-01-2006, 03:55 PM

I Would!!!

madawgz · 05-01-2006, 03:56 PM

i would definetly hit it

munki · 05-01-2006, 03:57 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Ultimate-Sca...QQcmdZViewItem

BannerDept · 05-01-2006, 03:58 PM

sound like friends I wouldn't need

After Shock Media · 05-01-2006, 03:59 PM

Well

assuming your willing to drop a couple hundred bucks on payback. May I suggest waiting until they are either passed out or asleep in their own apartment before you wall up their exterior door with fruit cake. At least 3 deep and braced in the door jams. While erecting make sure you compress each layer. With any morning heat they will fuze together.

munki · 05-01-2006, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Well

assuming your willing to drop a couple hundred bucks on payback. May I suggest waiting until they are either passed out or asleep in their own apartment before you wall up their exterior door with fruit cake. At least 3 deep and braced in the door jams. While erecting make sure you compress each layer. With any morning heat they will fuze together.

That is fucking awesome.... How about some egg "cement" just to bring the whole thing home...

Scott McD · 05-01-2006, 04:01 PM

I'd kick their ass, hehe.

Oh yeah she's smoking HOT !!!

Spunky · 05-01-2006, 04:04 PM

Send over the boys to have a chat with them

After Shock Media · 05-01-2006, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MikyMunki

That is fucking awesome.... How about some egg "cement" just to bring the whole thing home...

The damn fruit cakes just about wield together due to sugar, fruits, and the rum.

Though a bucket of ants would add to the fun.

mattz · 05-01-2006, 04:09 PM

now thats for sure hitable bro...not sure how to get them back though

thricer · 05-01-2006, 04:10 PM

I would hit it :D

soulbleed · 05-01-2006, 04:16 PM

id hit it.

thats pretty shit by your mates.

LexiLexxx · 05-01-2006, 04:45 PM

I can tell you a true story, that I really didn't approve of but ...oh well, lol!

These two chicks would go to bars and pick up a drunk guy/guys and tell them there's was a kick ass party in the country, the drunk guy's are always willing to go, they would drive them in the country and rob them of there wallet's and take alll their clothes and drive off. This time happened to be by gunpoint, that would be the hard part, but maybe some type of set up?

I would also let some serious time go by, before giving it back to them (that is whatever you decide to do) I don't think a gun is a good idea and is illegal.

good luck, lol!

u-Bob · 05-01-2006, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Though a bucket of ants would add to the fun.

HostGladiator · 05-01-2006, 04:51 PM

joefriday · 05-01-2006, 04:55 PM

I certainly wouldn't go with the last suggestion ,but the cake wall thing is danm fine idea.

Ecchi22 · 05-01-2006, 04:58 PM

Maybe.. Maybe.

pornguy · 05-01-2006, 04:58 PM

Put their e-mail on a spam list. I am sure that you can find someone to help you with that.

VicD · 05-01-2006, 05:08 PM

I'd hit it!

RightHandMan · 05-01-2006, 05:36 PM

All ive got so far is a fruitcake wall that would be hella funny, but it might make too much of a mess.... Cmon guys you gotta have something....

HitMePlse · 05-01-2006, 05:57 PM

Why not remove the 2 rear tires from their cars?

WiredGuy · 05-01-2006, 05:59 PM

Some friends you have. I'd cement their front door shut and let them figure out how to get out of their house/apartment

WG

FurTrader · 05-01-2006, 06:31 PM

Shrink wrap everything in their bathroom, kitchen and office.

I've done it before... takes hours to unwrap everything.

ibbunk · 05-01-2006, 06:43 PM

When they are not home, go into their apt and take the toilets.. undo the plumbing from the back and unscrew the toilets from the floor. it's very easy to do. what you do with the toilet is up to you. keep it for a day, put them on his front lawn, set them up in his living room... options are limitless

Could also do something as simple as letting go like 100 crickets in his bedroom. Crickets cost like 10 cents at petstores

BlingDaddy · 05-01-2006, 06:44 PM

I'd hit your "friends" with a sledge hammer.... and look for new ones.

The Captain · 05-01-2006, 07:02 PM

Girl is hot, and probably the worst thing someone ever did to me was take my shower curtains and toilet seats it really sucks taking a shower with no curtain and taking a shit with no seats, its easy wont cost them any money unless they go and buy new shit

Amysworld · 05-01-2006, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ibbunk

Could also do something as simple as letting go like 100 crickets in his bedroom. Crickets cost like 10 cents at petstores

I like this one!!! Nice

avalanche · 05-01-2006, 07:23 PM

Not sure where you are, but we had some friends who use to do shit like that so we went down to a local Mexican market and bought 15 live chickens. When they weren't home we let the chickens in the house. They didn't come home for hours, but the chickens scared the shit out of them.

Pornwolf · 05-01-2006, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Some friends you have. I'd cement their front door shut and let them figure out how to get out of their house/apartment

WG

This was the same thing I was thinking. Or you can just crazy glue all their locks, including their cars. That way you can get them on tape when they try to go to work in the morning. Then ya post it to the internet and pass it around for all of the world to see. Funny stuff.

woj · 05-01-2006, 07:28 PM

sure would

tony286 · 05-01-2006, 07:29 PM

cute girl I like the fruit cake idea lol

Marshal · 05-01-2006, 08:29 PM

are you kidding me?!

reynold · 05-01-2006, 08:48 PM

I'd hit it, and I love getting even. Sounds like this calls for a black mail

DaddyHalbucks · 05-01-2006, 08:51 PM

Hit it? Twice!!

lloyd · 05-01-2006, 09:15 PM

remember true romance? i'm thinking that but the hooker should be a tranny.

Xaid · 05-01-2006, 09:18 PM

love the girl, but i like the fruit cake revenge idea even more

Spankys Teens · 05-01-2006, 09:27 PM

I would Hit their girlfriends :D

That's always a good revenge and a classic never to forget

Kevin - The PNN · 05-01-2006, 09:50 PM

I would set them up with 2 gorgeous babes. Perhaps have these babes hit on them and pick them up at a bar. Have these babes go back to your place a hotel with your friends. When your friends start going down on these gorgeous babes, your friends will get a lillter suprise. These babes pack some extra meat in their pants, Tranny that is. Set up video cameras, to get this on tape. Therafter, publish on the next and forwad the link to every chick they ever banged. Why not forward the link to their parents and family.

Vitasoy · 05-01-2006, 09:55 PM

Till the cows came home

Baxter · 05-01-2006, 10:20 PM

go to the store and get a ton of instant potatos and oatmeal, and sprinkle it all over their lawn...and with the morning dew... it turns into a big fuckin mess....last time we did it the guys had to use spoons and shovels to get it off their lawn..

The Sultan Of Smut · 05-01-2006, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MikyMunki

http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Ultimate-Sca...QQcmdZViewItem

Sweeeeet.

Ramos · 05-01-2006, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by RightHandMan

I need help getting even. This weekend two of my drunk friends entered (broke into) my apartment via my patio door (unlocked my mistake) and trashed my living room. They overturned everything in my living room. Everything including my tv was upsidedown. Nothing was broken, and no uncleanable mess was made. I want to get them back! I dont want to cost them any money, or break/damage any of their shit, but i DO want to absolutely fuck up their lives for a few hours.... Let me have your ideas....if its good ill post video.

Oh Yeah...would you hit it???

she will never get thru security at an airport with that belt

i had the same one and almost got arrested in columbia south carolina

she is a hottie...

sniperwolf · 05-01-2006, 10:55 PM

who wouldn't she looks really hot and sexy

gecko · 05-02-2006, 12:06 AM

I would not say no.

PussyTeenies · 05-02-2006, 12:08 AM

uhm sure why not ;)

adonthenet · 05-02-2006, 12:52 AM

shes hot

RevSand · 05-02-2006, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by FurTrader

Shrink wrap everything in their bathroom, kitchen and office.

I've done it before... takes hours to unwrap everything.

I have heard of covering the room in foil... Check out this project.. http://www.samholton.com/foil/index.php it took them 5 days to do tho.. You can prob do it on a much smaller scale in an afternoon..

FuckY0u · 05-02-2006, 02:22 AM

Call them and tell them you pissed in their shampoo bottle!

FuckY0u · 05-02-2006, 02:27 AM

O yeah and if they have a front yard with grass on it get a few box's of corn flakes poor that shit all over their lawn at night when they wake up after the morning dew and sun has baked them each one will be as big as a pancake. Good luck cleaning that up!

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LexiLexxx Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Vegas, Baby!!!! Posts: 2,510	I can tell you a true story, that I really didn't approve of but ...oh well, lol! These two chicks would go to bars and pick up a drunk guy/guys and tell them there's was a kick ass party in the country, the drunk guy's are always willing to go, they would drive them in the country and rob them of there wallet's and take alll their clothes and drive off. This time happened to be by gunpoint, that would be the hard part, but maybe some type of set up? I would also let some serious time go by, before giving it back to them (that is whatever you decide to do) I don't think a gun is a good idea and is illegal. good luck, lol!

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ibbunk Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 109	When they are not home, go into their apt and take the toilets.. undo the plumbing from the back and unscrew the toilets from the floor. it's very easy to do. what you do with the toilet is up to you. keep it for a day, put them on his front lawn, set them up in his living room... options are limitless Could also do something as simple as letting go like 100 crickets in his bedroom. Crickets cost like 10 cents at petstores

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