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05-01-2006, 12:15 PM
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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6 kinds of sex
1st- Smurf Sex: This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
2nd-Kitchen Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the ktchen. 3rd-Bedroom Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. 4th-Hallway Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". 5th- Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. 6th- Religious Sex: Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. |
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05-01-2006, 12:18 PM
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Its almost time
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this is prety funny stuff
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05-01-2006, 12:19 PM
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You forgot athletic sex. That's when you jerkoff in a white tube sock and cry yourself to sleep afterwards. Or so I've heard.
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05-01-2006, 12:23 PM
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 the last three are funny |
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05-01-2006, 12:24 PM
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i like the smurf sex! its so true!
cheers tony |
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05-01-2006, 12:24 PM
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fucksakes... you got icq?
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05-01-2006, 12:25 PM
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8.8.8.8
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this thread is a good read
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05-01-2006, 12:25 PM
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LOL hahaaha, nice one. =3
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05-01-2006, 12:27 PM
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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