Fucksakes

1st- Smurf Sex: This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

2nd-Kitchen Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the ktchen.

3rd-Bedroom Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

4th-Hallway Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".

5th- Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

6th- Religious Sex: Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.