I'm starting a new company...anyone want in? - GoFuckYourself.com

TheSpreader · 04-30-2006, 01:04 PM

I'm starting a company that specializes in online predators. Me and my crack team of "chatters" are going to pose as 12 year old boys and girls and lure men into coming over. I'll tell them that "my" parents are at work until 6pm or something and see if they come over.

When they do, we're going to stomp the fuck out of them! Where I live if you are in your own house and you feel threatened then you are allowed to use force. If they walk right into my house then they're going to get a royal ass whipping along with some penile pruning.

Nightline is doing an expose' on something like this only they're catching them on film. I want to beat the fucking piss out of them and hack off their twigs and berries. They busted the exact same fucking guy 3 times!!!

cranki · 04-30-2006, 01:07 PM

sounds like a reasonable business plan!

nestle · 04-30-2006, 01:09 PM

Run the company plan by your local Secretary of State's office to see what kind of entity and business licensing you may need. :-P

madawgz · 04-30-2006, 01:11 PM

sounds like a great idea

!!

TheSpreader · 04-30-2006, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nestle

Run the company plan by your local Secretary of State's office to see what kind of entity and business licensing you may need. :-P

I'm thinking it will be a LLP (Lowering Levels of Pedophiles).

mrkris · 04-30-2006, 01:13 PM

There was a TV show about this on the family channel recently. A lady posed as a young girl after catching her daught talking to an older man online then meeting up with him. Just be aware, it is considered entrapment.

sexmagic05 · 04-30-2006, 01:15 PM

goodluck

sexmagic05 · 04-30-2006, 01:15 PM

goodluck

studiocritic · 04-30-2006, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrkris

Just be aware, it is considered entrapment.

No, it's not.

http://www.lectlaw.com/def/e024.htm

gimo33 · 04-30-2006, 03:16 PM

great idea!!!

BoyAlley · 04-30-2006, 03:20 PM

Actually, this isn't a good business plan, as there's no way to monetize.

How about, after they show up, instead of beating the shit out of them, you make them pay you $10,000 in exchange for not turning all of the evidence over to the police?

Now THAT'S a business plan!

CuriousToyBoy · 04-30-2006, 03:23 PM

Can I apply for one of the stomping positions please ?

;-)

Screaming · 04-30-2006, 03:24 PM

Im going to have to pass, but best of luck with that 1.

TheSpreader · 04-30-2006, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Actually, this isn't a good business plan, as there's no way to monetize.

How about, after they show up, instead of beating the shit out of them, you make them pay you $10,000 in exchange for not turning all of the evidence over to the police?

Now THAT'S a business plan!

And then after they give us $10k we turn them in anyways (after we pound them, of course).

TheSpreader · 04-30-2006, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Can I apply for one of the stomping positions please ?

;-)

You're hired. No need to interview.

lyn1 · 04-30-2006, 04:07 PM

I love vigilanates.

Lyn

CuriousToyBoy · 04-30-2006, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpreader

You're hired. No need to interview.

You know me well.

Pleasure to join the team for such a worthy cause.

Eradication of the rock spider is a cause close to my heart.

u-Bob · 04-30-2006, 05:09 PM

Can i join? I've got a pair of ray bans and a banjo!

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 04-30-2006, 05:11 PM

Sounds like a good plan, the less of these bastards around the better.

Spunky · 04-30-2006, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Actually, this isn't a good business plan, as there's no way to monetize.

How about, after they show up, instead of beating the shit out of them, you make them pay you $10,000 in exchange for not turning all of the evidence over to the police?

Now THAT'S a business plan!

Isn't that blackmail?.trouble is you would probably wind up doing time before they do

CuriousToyBoy · 04-30-2006, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Actually, this isn't a good business plan, as there's no way to monetize.

How about, after they show up, instead of beating the shit out of them, you make them pay you $10,000 in exchange for not turning all of the evidence over to the police?

Now THAT'S a business plan!

Money is not always what people seek in terms of job satisfaction.

Fuck, I'd pay Spreader per head for the privilege of making some pedo prick bleed profusely from every orifice and be a cripple for life.

marketsmart · 04-30-2006, 06:14 PM

thats so funny.. i have been thinking about doing the same thing on myspace and p2p to get rid of the pedos.. i am sick of them.. hit me up icq 157713798 i want in...

u-Bob · 04-30-2006, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Fuck, I'd pay Spreader per head for the privilege of making some pedo prick bleed profusely from every orifice and be a cripple for life.

I'm starting a "pedo hunt club"....

membership: $50 a month (you have to bring your own basebal bat, golf club, banjo,.. or whatever you wanna use to beat them up..)

ANAL PASTE · 04-30-2006, 06:20 PM

I'm in.. I'll bring ny bat with me if its Ok with you.

CuriousToyBoy · 04-30-2006, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

I'm starting a "pedo hunt club"....

membership: $50 a month (you have to bring your own basebal bat, golf club, banjo,.. or whatever you wanna use to beat them up..)

Just my bare hands mate, that'll do nicely.

Bama · 04-30-2006, 06:53 PM

Contact these folks - they're better trained, better funded and have better exposure

http://www.perverted-justice.com/

Chris · 04-30-2006, 07:11 PM

I already have something like this that i have ran in washington / oregon for two years and now in texas for the past year.

We use myspace and yahoo chat rooms plus other local things

Alot of i's to be dotted and t's to be crossed

and for it to do any good you must have your local authorities backing you 100% and for you to do most of it you need to be "deputized"

If you want to talk more about this my icq is 71462500

regards,
chris

Chris · 04-30-2006, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Actually, this isn't a good business plan, as there's no way to monetize.

How about, after they show up, instead of beating the shit out of them, you make them pay you $10,000 in exchange for not turning all of the evidence over to the police?

Now THAT'S a business plan!

When i was doing this in washington / oregon we did not have our local police helping us at all - they didnt want anything to do with it ( beyond me why not ) and so all we could do is let the community know what happend. To protect our selfs we really did have a 16 year old male and female talking on the computer and they did come over the meet for whatever reason and we would publish our results every two weeks thru a small pamplet.

When guys found out when they came to the house we had them offer us there rings - money - going to the atm to give us whatever we wanted even had one guy offer us his brand new car lol

04-30-2006, 01:04 PM	#1
TheSpreader So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 501	I'm starting a new company...anyone want in? I'm starting a company that specializes in online predators. Me and my crack team of "chatters" are going to pose as 12 year old boys and girls and lure men into coming over. I'll tell them that "my" parents are at work until 6pm or something and see if they come over. When they do, we're going to stomp the fuck out of them! Where I live if you are in your own house and you feel threatened then you are allowed to use force. If they walk right into my house then they're going to get a royal ass whipping along with some penile pruning. Nightline is doing an expose' on something like this only they're catching them on film. I want to beat the fucking piss out of them and hack off their twigs and berries. They busted the exact same fucking guy 3 times!!!

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cranki Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Café del Mar Posts: 5,162	sounds like a reasonable business plan!

04-30-2006, 01:09 PM	#3
nestle Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 647	Run the company plan by your local Secretary of State's office to see what kind of entity and business licensing you may need. :-P

04-30-2006, 03:20 PM	#11
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Actually, this isn't a good business plan, as there's no way to monetize. How about, after they show up, instead of beating the shit out of them, you make them pay you $10,000 in exchange for not turning all of the evidence over to the police? Now THAT'S a business plan!

04-30-2006, 03:23 PM	#12
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u-Bob there's no $$$ in porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: icq: 195./568.-230 (btw: not getting offline msgs) Posts: 33,063	Can i join? I've got a pair of ray bans and a banjo!

04-30-2006, 05:11 PM	#19
Mr.Right - Banned For Life I guarantee it Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 18,314	Sounds like a good plan, the less of these bastards around the better.

04-30-2006, 06:14 PM	#22
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	thats so funny.. i have been thinking about doing the same thing on myspace and p2p to get rid of the pedos.. i am sick of them.. hit me up icq 157713798 i want in...

04-30-2006, 06:20 PM	#24
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04-30-2006, 06:53 PM	#26
Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	Contact these folks - they're better trained, better funded and have better exposure http://www.perverted-justice.com/

04-30-2006, 07:11 PM	#27
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	I already have something like this that i have ran in washington / oregon for two years and now in texas for the past year. We use myspace and yahoo chat rooms plus other local things Alot of i's to be dotted and t's to be crossed and for it to do any good you must have your local authorities backing you 100% and for you to do most of it you need to be "deputized" If you want to talk more about this my icq is 71462500 regards, chris __________________ [email protected]