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TheSpreader 04-30-2006 01:04 PM

I'm starting a new company...anyone want in?
 
I'm starting a company that specializes in online predators. Me and my crack team of "chatters" are going to pose as 12 year old boys and girls and lure men into coming over. I'll tell them that "my" parents are at work until 6pm or something and see if they come over.

When they do, we're going to stomp the fuck out of them! Where I live if you are in your own house and you feel threatened then you are allowed to use force. If they walk right into my house then they're going to get a royal ass whipping along with some penile pruning.

Nightline is doing an expose' on something like this only they're catching them on film. I want to beat the fucking piss out of them and hack off their twigs and berries. They busted the exact same fucking guy 3 times!!!

cranki 04-30-2006 01:07 PM

sounds like a reasonable business plan! :thumbsup

nestle 04-30-2006 01:09 PM

Run the company plan by your local Secretary of State's office to see what kind of entity and business licensing you may need. :-P

madawgz 04-30-2006 01:11 PM

sounds like a great idea :thumbsup !!

TheSpreader 04-30-2006 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nestle
Run the company plan by your local Secretary of State's office to see what kind of entity and business licensing you may need. :-P

I'm thinking it will be a LLP (Lowering Levels of Pedophiles).

mrkris 04-30-2006 01:13 PM

There was a TV show about this on the family channel recently. A lady posed as a young girl after catching her daught talking to an older man online then meeting up with him. Just be aware, it is considered entrapment.

sexmagic05 04-30-2006 01:15 PM

nice one
 
goodluck

sexmagic05 04-30-2006 01:15 PM

goodluck

studiocritic 04-30-2006 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrkris
Just be aware, it is considered entrapment.

No, it's not.

http://www.lectlaw.com/def/e024.htm

gimo33 04-30-2006 03:16 PM

great idea!!! :thumbsup

BoyAlley 04-30-2006 03:20 PM

Actually, this isn't a good business plan, as there's no way to monetize.

How about, after they show up, instead of beating the shit out of them, you make them pay you $10,000 in exchange for not turning all of the evidence over to the police?

Now THAT'S a business plan!

CuriousToyBoy 04-30-2006 03:23 PM

Can I apply for one of the stomping positions please ?

;-)

Screaming 04-30-2006 03:24 PM

Im going to have to pass, but best of luck with that 1.

TheSpreader 04-30-2006 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Actually, this isn't a good business plan, as there's no way to monetize.

How about, after they show up, instead of beating the shit out of them, you make them pay you $10,000 in exchange for not turning all of the evidence over to the police?

Now THAT'S a business plan!

And then after they give us $10k we turn them in anyways (after we pound them, of course). :thumbsup

TheSpreader 04-30-2006 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
Can I apply for one of the stomping positions please ?

;-)

You're hired. No need to interview.

lyn1 04-30-2006 04:07 PM

I love vigilanates.

Lyn

CuriousToyBoy 04-30-2006 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpreader
You're hired. No need to interview.

You know me well.

Pleasure to join the team for such a worthy cause.

Eradication of the rock spider is a cause close to my heart.

:thumbsup :pimp

u-Bob 04-30-2006 05:09 PM

Can i join? I've got a pair of ray bans and a banjo! :)

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 04-30-2006 05:11 PM

Sounds like a good plan, the less of these bastards around the better.

Spunky 04-30-2006 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Actually, this isn't a good business plan, as there's no way to monetize.

How about, after they show up, instead of beating the shit out of them, you make them pay you $10,000 in exchange for not turning all of the evidence over to the police?

Now THAT'S a business plan!

Isn't that blackmail?.trouble is you would probably wind up doing time before they do

CuriousToyBoy 04-30-2006 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Actually, this isn't a good business plan, as there's no way to monetize.

How about, after they show up, instead of beating the shit out of them, you make them pay you $10,000 in exchange for not turning all of the evidence over to the police?

Now THAT'S a business plan!

Money is not always what people seek in terms of job satisfaction.

Fuck, I'd pay Spreader per head for the privilege of making some pedo prick bleed profusely from every orifice and be a cripple for life.

:2 cents:

marketsmart 04-30-2006 06:14 PM

thats so funny.. i have been thinking about doing the same thing on myspace and p2p to get rid of the pedos.. i am sick of them.. hit me up icq 157713798 i want in...

u-Bob 04-30-2006 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
Fuck, I'd pay Spreader per head for the privilege of making some pedo prick bleed profusely from every orifice and be a cripple for life.

I'm starting a "pedo hunt club"....

membership: $50 a month (you have to bring your own basebal bat, golf club, banjo,.. or whatever you wanna use to beat them up..)

ANAL PASTE 04-30-2006 06:20 PM

I'm in.. I'll bring ny bat with me if its Ok with you.

CuriousToyBoy 04-30-2006 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob
I'm starting a "pedo hunt club"....

membership: $50 a month (you have to bring your own basebal bat, golf club, banjo,.. or whatever you wanna use to beat them up..)

Just my bare hands mate, that'll do nicely.

:2 cents:

Bama 04-30-2006 06:53 PM

Contact these folks - they're better trained, better funded and have better exposure

http://www.perverted-justice.com/

Chris 04-30-2006 07:11 PM

I already have something like this that i have ran in washington / oregon for two years and now in texas for the past year.

We use myspace and yahoo chat rooms plus other local things

Alot of i's to be dotted and t's to be crossed

and for it to do any good you must have your local authorities backing you 100% and for you to do most of it you need to be "deputized"

If you want to talk more about this my icq is 71462500


regards,
chris

Chris 04-30-2006 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Actually, this isn't a good business plan, as there's no way to monetize.

How about, after they show up, instead of beating the shit out of them, you make them pay you $10,000 in exchange for not turning all of the evidence over to the police?

Now THAT'S a business plan!

When i was doing this in washington / oregon we did not have our local police helping us at all - they didnt want anything to do with it ( beyond me why not ) and so all we could do is let the community know what happend. To protect our selfs we really did have a 16 year old male and female talking on the computer and they did come over the meet for whatever reason and we would publish our results every two weeks thru a small pamplet.

When guys found out when they came to the house we had them offer us there rings - money - going to the atm to give us whatever we wanted even had one guy offer us his brand new car lol


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