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Old 04-29-2006, 08:02 AM   #1
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Why do women fuck drunk guys?

I mean, don't they know that after a beer or twenty, any man is pretty much guaranteed to be a lousy fuck?
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Old 04-29-2006, 08:07 AM   #2
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Maybe cause they are drunk too? LOL. But I think it can go either way. Drunken sex can be some of the best but it can also go downhill fairly quickly.
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Old 04-29-2006, 08:07 AM   #3
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I am a great lay when drunk. ;)
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Old 04-29-2006, 08:08 AM   #4
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Sounds like someone couldn't get it up last night?
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Old 04-29-2006, 08:16 AM   #5
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Sam reason drunk guys want to fight.

Self loathing.

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Old 04-29-2006, 08:16 AM   #6
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When Im drunk, I usually have to go pee... when I get a boner and I have to go pee, it stays up until I actually pee.... so girls love it, they can bounce on it for hours.

All I have to do is hold it in and pray that my bladder doesn't fail me
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Old 04-29-2006, 08:16 AM   #7
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Sounds like someone couldn't get it up last night?
Spot on. I even told the chick I don't fuck the first time I meet someone (code for "I'm so drunk I can hardly stand up, let alone get it up"), but she dragged me into the women's toilets and tried to have her way with me
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Old 04-29-2006, 08:17 AM   #8
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Spot on. I even told the chick I don't fuck the first time I meet someone (code for "I'm so drunk I can hardly stand up, let alone get it up"), but she dragged me into the women's toilets and tried to have her way with me
It happens... even to the best of em... trick is stick to Jack.

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Old 04-29-2006, 08:18 AM   #9
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When Im drunk, I usually have to go pee... when I get a boner and I have to go pee, it stays up until I actually pee.... so girls love it, they can bounce on it for hours.

All I have to do is hold it in and pray that my bladder doesn't fail me
I know that feeling!!
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Old 04-29-2006, 08:25 AM   #10
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Old 04-29-2006, 09:18 AM   #11
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Old 04-29-2006, 09:21 AM   #12
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Drunk sex is great, most of the times when I'm drunk I can fuck for hours without reaching orgasm, I guess women must love that.
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Old 04-29-2006, 09:26 AM   #13
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Old 04-29-2006, 09:52 AM   #14
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Maybe because they dont want you to remember their name in the morning...Some guys don't take too kindly to being swung a one night stand ;)
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Old 04-29-2006, 11:05 AM   #15
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Old 04-29-2006, 11:11 AM   #16
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Old 04-29-2006, 11:13 AM   #17
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Old 04-29-2006, 11:18 AM   #18
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Spot on. I even told the chick I don't fuck the first time I meet someone (code for "I'm so drunk I can hardly stand up, let alone get it up"), but she dragged me into the women's toilets and tried to have her way with me
If she literally "dragged" you .. you must of really been hammered
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Old 04-29-2006, 11:22 AM   #19
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beer here, i'll take 10 ;)
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Old 04-29-2006, 12:17 PM   #20
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I fuck better when i'm on E.

And she knows it... ;-)
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Old 04-29-2006, 12:41 PM   #21
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Its different for every guy... but after 20 beers most guys are lousy fucks... lol
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Old 04-29-2006, 12:46 PM   #22
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Its different for every guy... but after 20 beers most guys are lousy fucks... lol
For me, everything up to about 10 beers improves my performance, up until about 15 I can still perform, but after that, things get really limp really quickly.
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Old 04-29-2006, 12:51 PM   #23
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if shes fucking you in the pisser the first time she met you, shes a complete and total whore who has for surely done that dozens of times with dozens of others.
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Old 04-29-2006, 12:56 PM   #24
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if shes fucking you in the pisser the first time she met you, shes a complete and total whore who has for surely done that dozens of times with dozens of others.
What's your point?
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Old 04-29-2006, 01:09 PM   #25
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there's a big difference between getting it up and being a good fuck *LOL*

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Old 04-29-2006, 01:11 PM   #26
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there's a big difference between getting it up and being a good fuck *LOL*
While the one does not ensure the other, lack of the former will certainly make the latter all but impossible.
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Old 04-29-2006, 02:13 PM   #28
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Old 04-29-2006, 02:16 PM   #29
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maybe they are prettier when guys are drunk?
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What's your point?
that chicks like that do anything i guess. i don't think the fact that you were drunk had much to do with it.
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girls are horrible lays when drunk too though.....most anyway
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girls are horrible lays when drunk too though.....most anyway
Does it really matter though?..as long as I get off
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When Im drunk, I usually have to go pee... when I get a boner and I have to go pee, it stays up until I actually pee.... so girls love it, they can bounce on it for hours.

All I have to do is hold it in and pray that my bladder doesn't fail me
I hear ya man....
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