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Libertine 04-29-2006 08:02 AM

Why do women fuck drunk guys?
 
I mean, don't they know that after a beer or twenty, any man is pretty much guaranteed to be a lousy fuck?

Syl 04-29-2006 08:07 AM

Maybe cause they are drunk too? LOL. But I think it can go either way. Drunken sex can be some of the best but it can also go downhill fairly quickly.

Solid Bob 04-29-2006 08:07 AM

I am a great lay when drunk. ;)

munki 04-29-2006 08:08 AM

Sounds like someone couldn't get it up last night?

CuriousToyBoy 04-29-2006 08:16 AM

Sam reason drunk guys want to fight.

Self loathing.

2c

NoWhErE 04-29-2006 08:16 AM

When Im drunk, I usually have to go pee... when I get a boner and I have to go pee, it stays up until I actually pee.... so girls love it, they can bounce on it for hours.

All I have to do is hold it in and pray that my bladder doesn't fail me

Libertine 04-29-2006 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikyMunki
Sounds like someone couldn't get it up last night?

Spot on. I even told the chick I don't fuck the first time I meet someone (code for "I'm so drunk I can hardly stand up, let alone get it up"), but she dragged me into the women's toilets and tried to have her way with me :Oh crap

munki 04-29-2006 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Spot on. I even told the chick I don't fuck the first time I meet someone (code for "I'm so drunk I can hardly stand up, let alone get it up"), but she dragged me into the women's toilets and tried to have her way with me :Oh crap

It happens... even to the best of em... trick is stick to Jack.

Nothing can stop Whiskey Dick:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HushMoney 04-29-2006 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE
When Im drunk, I usually have to go pee... when I get a boner and I have to go pee, it stays up until I actually pee.... so girls love it, they can bounce on it for hours.

All I have to do is hold it in and pray that my bladder doesn't fail me

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh I know that feeling!!

cranki 04-29-2006 08:25 AM

do they?

Sosa 04-29-2006 09:18 AM

drunk fucking is fun :)

RayBonga 04-29-2006 09:21 AM

Drunk sex is great, most of the times when I'm drunk I can fuck for hours without reaching orgasm, I guess women must love that.

Choppa 04-29-2006 09:26 AM

yeah no fosters flop here mate :thumbsup

Cyndalie 04-29-2006 09:52 AM

Maybe because they dont want you to remember their name in the morning...Some guys don't take too kindly to being swung a one night stand ;)

Spunky 04-29-2006 11:05 AM

I would never get laid if that wasn't the case :(

fuzebox 04-29-2006 11:11 AM

I've never bothered to ask one...

Dagwolf 04-29-2006 11:13 AM

They run out of paper bags?

Kevsh 04-29-2006 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Spot on. I even told the chick I don't fuck the first time I meet someone (code for "I'm so drunk I can hardly stand up, let alone get it up"), but she dragged me into the women's toilets and tried to have her way with me :Oh crap

If she literally "dragged" you .. you must of really been hammered
:winkwink:

CaptainWolfy 04-29-2006 11:22 AM

beer here, i'll take 10 ;)

Scott McD 04-29-2006 12:17 PM

I fuck better when i'm on E.

And she knows it... ;-)

Doctor Dre 04-29-2006 12:41 PM

Its different for every guy... but after 20 beers most guys are lousy fucks... lol

Libertine 04-29-2006 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Its different for every guy... but after 20 beers most guys are lousy fucks... lol

For me, everything up to about 10 beers improves my performance, up until about 15 I can still perform, but after that, things get really limp really quickly.

BlackCrayon 04-29-2006 12:51 PM

if shes fucking you in the pisser the first time she met you, shes a complete and total whore who has for surely done that dozens of times with dozens of others.

Libertine 04-29-2006 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon
if shes fucking you in the pisser the first time she met you, shes a complete and total whore who has for surely done that dozens of times with dozens of others.

What's your point?

basschick 04-29-2006 01:09 PM

there's a big difference between getting it up and being a good fuck *LOL*

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
For me, everything up to about 10 beers improves my performance, up until about 15 I can still perform, but after that, things get really limp really quickly.


madawgz 04-29-2006 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
Sam reason drunk guys want to fight.

Self loathing.

2c

whenever i get drunk, im the most gentle person :thumbsup

never want to fight

Libertine 04-29-2006 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by basschick
there's a big difference between getting it up and being a good fuck *LOL*

While the one does not ensure the other, lack of the former will certainly make the latter all but impossible.

BigDeanEvans 04-29-2006 02:13 PM

get some cialis and stick one in ya wallet --problem solved :thumbsup

gimo33 04-29-2006 02:16 PM

maybe they are prettier when guys are drunk? :)

BlackCrayon 04-29-2006 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
What's your point?

that chicks like that do anything i guess. i don't think the fact that you were drunk had much to do with it.

AdultInsider Cloner 04-29-2006 06:03 PM

girls are horrible lays when drunk too though.....most anyway

dissipate 04-29-2006 06:07 PM

im not a fan of drunk sex

viango 04-29-2006 06:09 PM

Coz they get them easy

vidvicious 04-29-2006 06:36 PM

I'm a great fuck when I'm drunk .. Just don't move the bed too much

Spunky 04-29-2006 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultInsider Cloner
girls are horrible lays when drunk too though.....most anyway

Does it really matter though?..as long as I get off

Vitasoy 04-29-2006 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE
When Im drunk, I usually have to go pee... when I get a boner and I have to go pee, it stays up until I actually pee.... so girls love it, they can bounce on it for hours.

All I have to do is hold it in and pray that my bladder doesn't fail me

I hear ya man....

Kevin - The PNN 04-30-2006 12:42 AM

Who cares - as long as I am the one fucking her


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