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Old 04-15-2006, 07:54 AM   #1
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Have you ever had a boil? Holy mother and patron saint of PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK.

Just lanced this mother fucker military style. right on my left leg just above the knee on the inside of the thigh.

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can handle pain pretty damn good, but this shit was off the charts.

Right on top of a nerve bed too so the pain shot up my leg to where i couldn't walk for a few days.



Its draining now in a surgical wrap. Holy fuck not fun.
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Old 04-15-2006, 07:55 AM   #2
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did you save the pus?
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Dunno why but ive been susceptable to em all my life. Once had one on my dick (no kidding). Thats the one I thought was gonna fucking kill me
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i got one once and yup it is a killer !!! take some pain killers and you should be ok just don't touch it.
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that will teach me not to eat and read again...

Sound painful!!
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did you save the pus?
nah. that shit was nasty. glad i am not a quesy person. i sterilized an exacto knife, used the popular anesthenic locally (ice), and went for it with hydrogen peroxide.
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

its over now.


i can walk again. two days will be brand new.

that shit is no joke.

one word of advice, if you see one of these mothers starting like an ingrown hair, dig that mother out.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
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Dunno why but ive been susceptable to em all my life. Once had one on my dick (no kidding). Thats the one I thought was gonna fucking kill me
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dunno why but ive been susceptable to em all my life. Once had one on my dick (no kidding). Thats the one I thought was gonna fucking kill me
OMG! I had one on my leg once that made walking agony. I can't imagine what this was like.
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nah. that shit was nasty. glad i am not a quesy person. i sterilized an exacto knife, used the popular anesthenic locally (ice), and went for it with hydrogen peroxide.
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

its over now.


i can walk again. two days will be brand new.

that shit is no joke.

one word of advice, if you see one of these mothers starting like an ingrown hair, dig that mother out.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

It is always better to do it yourself at home with whatever rusty tools you have as opposed to going to a doctor. A doctor would only try to mess with it and stuff.

I'm glad you lanced it with a rusty paper clip. I would always lance a boil with whatever is near. Good luck with the infection!!! You should be rid of it in a month or whatever. Good job!

Ignore it until it becomes a severe medical issue . . . then try to fix it at home! Those are words of pure genius.
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It is always better to do it yourself at home with whatever rusty tools you have as opposed to going to a doctor. A doctor would only try to mess with it and stuff.

I'm glad you lanced it with a rusty paper clip. I would always lance a boil with whatever is near. Good luck with the infection!!! You should be rid of it in a month or whatever. Good job!

Ignore it until it becomes a severe medical issue . . . then try to fix it at home! Those are words of pure genius.

shut up idiot.

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Old 04-15-2006, 09:51 AM   #18
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What you guys are talking about can be a very serious thing. Multiple boils in the armpits is a carbuncle, and it's all about Staph.

Staph infections can reoccur, and they're HIGHLY contagious. Look closely at your favorite porno actors...look on asses and pelvic areas, especially, where Staph LOVES to rear its ugly head (no pun intended).

Why do I mention porn stars?

Staph is ALL OVER THE PLACE in porno land. Shit, I even got it. And that shit will live on your body unless it's 100% dead, so be careful. Don't go thinking that boil on your leg is the last of it. Staph lives in your skin...no one's "prone" to get a staph infection; it's just that you didn't properly medicate after your boil...meaning a STRONG antibiotic for 10 days. I've even heard of 30 day regiments for particularly nasty Staphs.

And really, really watch your personal hygene more than ever while dealing with Staph.

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Had one so bad I had to go down to Osan AB (was stationed at Suwon) and have it lanced, they kept me overnight as a result (dripping antibiotics to be safe).


Was the worst pain I've ever felt.

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What you guys are talking about can be a very serious thing. Multiple boils in the armpits is a carbuncle, and it's all about Staph.

Staph infections can reoccur, and they're HIGHLY contagious. Look closely at your favorite porno actors...look on asses and pelvic areas, especially, where Staph LOVES to rear its ugly head (no pun intended).

Why do I mention porn stars?

Staph is ALL OVER THE PLACE in porno land. Shit, I even got it. And that shit will live on your body unless it's 100% dead, so be careful. Don't go thinking that boil on your leg is the last of it. Staph lives in your skin...no one's "prone" to get a staph infection; it's just that you didn't properly medicate after your boil...meaning a STRONG antibiotic for 10 days. I've even heard of 30 day regiments for particularly nasty Staphs.

And really, really watch your personal hygene more than ever while dealing with Staph.

Hehe... I remember when that whole thing went down.
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I had one in the back of my mouth/throat about 13 years ago. Had to have it surgically "opened" and the puss that came out sprayed so hard that the entire mask of the doctor got covered. Had to REOPEN the fucker 3 more times, last time without any anestetic. ALMOST the worst pain I have ever had in my life.
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Those "Cleansing" (malnutrition) diets can lead to boils.

People with immune system disorders, diabetes, poor hygiene and malnutrition (Vitamin A or E deficiency) are particularly susceptible to getting boils.
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My family had a crop dusting service in the 70's 80's and I was just a kid of about 11 or 12. I was sitting on the wing on one of the cropdusters one day and some of the chemical got onto the back of my leg, I got 3 boils from them all withing about 6 inches of each other....Nasty shit we are spraying on fields then, I'm sure worse now....
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I had one on my right ass cheek when I was 15 yrs old. Couldn't sit down - and I was embarASSed as hell. I thought it was a fucking BAD pimple (dumb kid).

Finally i had to tell my father who promptly laughed at me - NOT FUNNY!



He went out and got some black salve, applied it to the boil, covered it with gauze and it pulled all the nasty gunk out almost over night. Fucking disgusting - but it worked and i haven't gotten one since.

http://www.herbalremedies.com/skin-boil.html

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FUCK.

Just lanced this mother fucker military style. right on my left leg just above the knee on the inside of the thigh.

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can handle pain pretty damn good, but this shit was off the charts.

Right on top of a nerve bed too so the pain shot up my leg to where i couldn't walk for a few days.



Its draining now in a surgical wrap. Holy fuck not fun.
i stuck 2 hyperdermic needles in one and lanced it with a carpet knife. i ended up in the hospital 3 days later with a 105 degree fever and a white count higher than rock hudson

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What you guys are talking about can be a very serious thing. Multiple boils in the armpits is a carbuncle, and it's all about Staph.

Staph infections can reoccur, and they're HIGHLY contagious. Look closely at your favorite porno actors...look on asses and pelvic areas, especially, where Staph LOVES to rear its ugly head (no pun intended).

Why do I mention porn stars?

Staph is ALL OVER THE PLACE in porno land. Shit, I even got it. And that shit will live on your body unless it's 100% dead, so be careful. Don't go thinking that boil on your leg is the last of it. Staph lives in your skin...no one's "prone" to get a staph infection; it's just that you didn't properly medicate after your boil...meaning a STRONG antibiotic for 10 days. I've even heard of 30 day regiments for particularly nasty Staphs.

And really, really watch your personal hygene more than ever while dealing with Staph.

I got a gnarly staph infection when I was in the Philippines on vacation, back in 92'. I think I cut my foot on some coral, but it started out as a little pimple and then swelled like a mofo. When I landed back in the US, the thing bursted at my Grandparents house.

I would continue my battle w/ this for years and years and was on multiple antibiotics. I would have to go and get lanced and drained w/ wicks. Not fun. Staph is gnarly. My Grandma died after her triple bypass because she developed a staph infection.

The shit scares me.
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What you guys are talking about can be a very serious thing. Multiple boils in the armpits is a carbuncle, and it's all about Staph.

Staph infections can reoccur, and they're HIGHLY contagious. Look closely at your favorite porno actors...look on asses and pelvic areas, especially, where Staph LOVES to rear its ugly head (no pun intended).

Why do I mention porn stars?

Staph is ALL OVER THE PLACE in porno land. Shit, I even got it. And that shit will live on your body unless it's 100% dead, so be careful. Don't go thinking that boil on your leg is the last of it. Staph lives in your skin...no one's "prone" to get a staph infection; it's just that you didn't properly medicate after your boil...meaning a STRONG antibiotic for 10 days. I've even heard of 30 day regiments for particularly nasty Staphs.

And really, really watch your personal hygene more than ever while dealing with Staph.




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shut up idiot.

i was a ceritfied emt at one point.

ass munch.


oh i forgot,


eat a dick!

Never question a certified emt.

It takes a very special person to become a certified emt.

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i stuck 2 hyperdermic needles in one and lanced it with a carpet knife. i ended up in the hospital 3 days later with a 105 degree fever and a white count higher than rock hudson

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shut up idiot.

i was a ceritfied emt at one point.

ass munch.


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Maybe if you were a certified emt you wouldn't have had any infection.

Try getting an emt certification before doing anything else.

Never question a certified emt. Thems is genious!
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I got a gnarly staph infection when I was in the Philippines on vacation, back in 92'. I think I cut my foot on some coral, but it started out as a little pimple and then swelled like a mofo. When I landed back in the US, the thing bursted at my Grandparents house.

I would continue my battle w/ this for years and years and was on multiple antibiotics. I would have to go and get lanced and drained w/ wicks. Not fun. Staph is gnarly. My Grandma died after her triple bypass because she developed a staph infection.

The shit scares me.




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shut up idiot.

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ass munch.


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Next time try being a certified emt. Your luck would have been so much better!

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FUCK.

Just lanced this mother fucker military style. right on my left leg just above the knee on the inside of the thigh.

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can handle pain pretty damn good, but this shit was off the charts.

Right on top of a nerve bed too so the pain shot up my leg to where i couldn't walk for a few days.



Its draining now in a surgical wrap. Holy fuck not fun.

AIREKKKKKKK!!! You LANCED it. What happened to warm compresses and ibuprofen DAMMIT!

I hope that shit doesnt scar.

Feel better.
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Me too. I thought it was an STD. It was terribly painful. I spent an hour in the bathroom.



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OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

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i can walk again. two days will be brand new.

that shit is no joke.

one word of advice, if you see one of these mothers starting like an ingrown hair, dig that mother out.

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You dont have medical insurance? You should go to the doctor so you dont get infection.
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Old 04-15-2006, 11:19 PM   #43
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damn airek that gross dammit
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Old 04-15-2006, 11:56 PM   #44
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I had one on my right ass cheek when I was 15 yrs old. Couldn't sit down - and I was embarASSed as hell. I thought it was a fucking BAD pimple (dumb kid).

Finally i had to tell my father who promptly laughed at me - NOT FUNNY!



He went out and got some black salve, applied it to the boil, covered it with gauze and it pulled all the nasty gunk out almost over night. Fucking disgusting - but it worked and i haven't gotten one since.

http://www.herbalremedies.com/skin-boil.html
I tried that shit. Besides the awful smell, it didn't do shit. ANd you can get it at any pharmacy.
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ahhh i hope you get better hun ...
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Old 04-16-2006, 12:24 AM   #46
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This thread is making my heart beat too fast. I'm all nervous now. Hope your shit feels better.

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I'e had them more than once. I normally get them on my shoulder for some reason. Anyways, the key it to catch them early. If you wait, it will be some of the most painful shit in the world to lance, and deal with.

As soon as you think you have one. Deal with it. Saves a lot of pain, puss, and grief.

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Putting a wet band-aid on will usually work.
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Old 04-16-2006, 08:01 AM   #49
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talk about ouch man
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If you're going to lance it, do you have antibiotics? You really should consider taking them.....lanced boils have a higher than usual rate of infection.....
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