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seeric 04-15-2006 07:54 AM

Have you ever had a boil? Holy mother and patron saint of PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
FUCK.

Just lanced this mother fucker military style. right on my left leg just above the knee on the inside of the thigh.

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can handle pain pretty damn good, but this shit was off the charts.

Right on top of a nerve bed too so the pain shot up my leg to where i couldn't walk for a few days.

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :Oh crap :Oh crap

Its draining now in a surgical wrap. Holy fuck not fun. :(

jimthefiend 04-15-2006 07:55 AM

did you save the pus?

polle54 04-15-2006 07:59 AM

sounds real nasty

bjjb 04-15-2006 08:03 AM

Dunno why but ive been susceptable to em all my life. Once had one on my dick (no kidding). Thats the one I thought was gonna fucking kill me

CherryLipsRosa 04-15-2006 08:04 AM

i got one once and yup it is a killer !!! take some pain killers and you should be ok just don't touch it.

miss_twisted 04-15-2006 08:10 AM

that will teach me not to eat and read again...

Sound painful!!

seeric 04-15-2006 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
did you save the pus?

nah. that shit was nasty. glad i am not a quesy person. i sterilized an exacto knife, used the popular anesthenic locally (ice), and went for it with hydrogen peroxide.
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

its over now.


i can walk again. two days will be brand new.

that shit is no joke.

one word of advice, if you see one of these mothers starting like an ingrown hair, dig that mother out.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

seeric 04-15-2006 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bjjb
Dunno why but ive been susceptable to em all my life. Once had one on my dick (no kidding). Thats the one I thought was gonna fucking kill me

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap

RAM 04-15-2006 08:28 AM

You have to Post a Picture of some Puss ouzing from your Wound

elitetec 04-15-2006 08:31 AM

uhhh. Bump for thread

selena 04-15-2006 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bjjb
Dunno why but ive been susceptable to em all my life. Once had one on my dick (no kidding). Thats the one I thought was gonna fucking kill me

OMG! I had one on my leg once that made walking agony. I can't imagine what this was like.

Manowar 04-15-2006 08:47 AM

never had one, but that sounds insane

Hey You . . . I Know You! 04-15-2006 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
nah. that shit was nasty. glad i am not a quesy person. i sterilized an exacto knife, used the popular anesthenic locally (ice), and went for it with hydrogen peroxide.
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

its over now.


i can walk again. two days will be brand new.

that shit is no joke.

one word of advice, if you see one of these mothers starting like an ingrown hair, dig that mother out.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!


It is always better to do it yourself at home with whatever rusty tools you have as opposed to going to a doctor. A doctor would only try to mess with it and stuff.

I'm glad you lanced it with a rusty paper clip. I would always lance a boil with whatever is near. Good luck with the infection!!! You should be rid of it in a month or whatever. Good job!

Ignore it until it becomes a severe medical issue . . . then try to fix it at home! Those are words of pure genius.

gecko 04-15-2006 08:50 AM

I feel your pain man

HushMoney 04-15-2006 08:51 AM

insert Chuck Norris joke here __________________________________

Screaming 04-15-2006 08:53 AM

Useless w/o pics.

seeric 04-15-2006 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!
It is always better to do it yourself at home with whatever rusty tools you have as opposed to going to a doctor. A doctor would only try to mess with it and stuff.

I'm glad you lanced it with a rusty paper clip. I would always lance a boil with whatever is near. Good luck with the infection!!! You should be rid of it in a month or whatever. Good job!

Ignore it until it becomes a severe medical issue . . . then try to fix it at home! Those are words of pure genius.


shut up idiot.

i was a ceritfied emt at one point.

ass munch.


oh i forgot,


eat a dick!

Spunky 04-15-2006 09:51 AM

I knew a guy who would get them in his armpits..pure hell

billywatson 04-15-2006 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
I knew a guy who would get them in his armpits..pure hell

What you guys are talking about can be a very serious thing. Multiple boils in the armpits is a carbuncle, and it's all about Staph.

Staph infections can reoccur, and they're HIGHLY contagious. Look closely at your favorite porno actors...look on asses and pelvic areas, especially, where Staph LOVES to rear its ugly head (no pun intended).

Why do I mention porn stars?

Staph is ALL OVER THE PLACE in porno land. Shit, I even got it. And that shit will live on your body unless it's 100% dead, so be careful. Don't go thinking that boil on your leg is the last of it. Staph lives in your skin...no one's "prone" to get a staph infection; it's just that you didn't properly medicate after your boil...meaning a STRONG antibiotic for 10 days. I've even heard of 30 day regiments for particularly nasty Staphs.

And really, really watch your personal hygene more than ever while dealing with Staph.

:Oh crap

TheJimmy 04-15-2006 11:32 AM

Had one so bad I had to go down to Osan AB (was stationed at Suwon) and have it lanced, they kept me overnight as a result (dripping antibiotics to be safe).


Was the worst pain I've ever felt.

:/

Azlord 04-15-2006 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billywatson
What you guys are talking about can be a very serious thing. Multiple boils in the armpits is a carbuncle, and it's all about Staph.

Staph infections can reoccur, and they're HIGHLY contagious. Look closely at your favorite porno actors...look on asses and pelvic areas, especially, where Staph LOVES to rear its ugly head (no pun intended).

Why do I mention porn stars?

Staph is ALL OVER THE PLACE in porno land. Shit, I even got it. And that shit will live on your body unless it's 100% dead, so be careful. Don't go thinking that boil on your leg is the last of it. Staph lives in your skin...no one's "prone" to get a staph infection; it's just that you didn't properly medicate after your boil...meaning a STRONG antibiotic for 10 days. I've even heard of 30 day regiments for particularly nasty Staphs.

And really, really watch your personal hygene more than ever while dealing with Staph.

:Oh crap

Hehe... I remember when that whole thing went down.
SHIT-E

Mpegmaster 04-15-2006 01:21 PM

:( :( :(

hope you get well soon bro ........

gangbangjoe 04-15-2006 02:24 PM

http://www.sukmunki.com/images/Boil.jpg

http://www.healthinplainenglish.com/...l-furuncle.jpg



google is so grosse...

ajrocks 04-15-2006 02:45 PM

Ya man don't wait to cut those babies! It hurts more later. Stab it!

OY 04-15-2006 02:50 PM

I had one in the back of my mouth/throat about 13 years ago. Had to have it surgically "opened" and the puss that came out sprayed so hard that the entire mask of the doctor got covered. Had to REOPEN the fucker 3 more times, last time without any anestetic. ALMOST the worst pain I have ever had in my life.

Brujah 04-15-2006 02:51 PM

Those "Cleansing" (malnutrition) diets can lead to boils.

People with immune system disorders, diabetes, poor hygiene and malnutrition (Vitamin A or E deficiency) are particularly susceptible to getting boils.

RRRED 04-15-2006 02:53 PM

:throwup Omg you guys... I should get outta here today :helpme

Gerco 04-15-2006 03:30 PM

My family had a crop dusting service in the 70's 80's and I was just a kid of about 11 or 12. I was sitting on the wing on one of the cropdusters one day and some of the chemical got onto the back of my leg, I got 3 boils from them all withing about 6 inches of each other....Nasty shit we are spraying on fields then, I'm sure worse now....

J$tyle$ 04-15-2006 03:36 PM

I had one on my right ass cheek when I was 15 yrs old. Couldn't sit down - and I was embarASSed as hell. I thought it was a fucking BAD pimple (dumb kid).

Finally i had to tell my father who promptly laughed at me - NOT FUNNY!

:winkwink:

He went out and got some black salve, applied it to the boil, covered it with gauze and it pulled all the nasty gunk out almost over night. Fucking disgusting - but it worked and i haven't gotten one since.

http://www.herbalremedies.com/skin-boil.html

Major (Tom) 04-15-2006 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
FUCK.

Just lanced this mother fucker military style. right on my left leg just above the knee on the inside of the thigh.

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can handle pain pretty damn good, but this shit was off the charts.

Right on top of a nerve bed too so the pain shot up my leg to where i couldn't walk for a few days.

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :Oh crap :Oh crap

Its draining now in a surgical wrap. Holy fuck not fun. :(

i stuck 2 hyperdermic needles in one and lanced it with a carpet knife. i ended up in the hospital 3 days later with a 105 degree fever and a white count higher than rock hudson:(

duke

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 04-15-2006 05:43 PM

I did once and they fucking hurt.

RRRED 04-15-2006 05:51 PM

Why oh why did I click this thread again?

Poppy 04-15-2006 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billywatson
What you guys are talking about can be a very serious thing. Multiple boils in the armpits is a carbuncle, and it's all about Staph.

Staph infections can reoccur, and they're HIGHLY contagious. Look closely at your favorite porno actors...look on asses and pelvic areas, especially, where Staph LOVES to rear its ugly head (no pun intended).

Why do I mention porn stars?

Staph is ALL OVER THE PLACE in porno land. Shit, I even got it. And that shit will live on your body unless it's 100% dead, so be careful. Don't go thinking that boil on your leg is the last of it. Staph lives in your skin...no one's "prone" to get a staph infection; it's just that you didn't properly medicate after your boil...meaning a STRONG antibiotic for 10 days. I've even heard of 30 day regiments for particularly nasty Staphs.

And really, really watch your personal hygene more than ever while dealing with Staph.

:Oh crap

I got a gnarly staph infection when I was in the Philippines on vacation, back in 92'. I think I cut my foot on some coral, but it started out as a little pimple and then swelled like a mofo. When I landed back in the US, the thing bursted at my Grandparents house.

I would continue my battle w/ this for years and years and was on multiple antibiotics. I would have to go and get lanced and drained w/ wicks. Not fun. Staph is gnarly. My Grandma died after her triple bypass because she developed a staph infection.

The shit scares me.

madawgz 04-15-2006 05:58 PM

damn thats gotta suck :(

Hey You . . . I Know You! 04-15-2006 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billywatson
What you guys are talking about can be a very serious thing. Multiple boils in the armpits is a carbuncle, and it's all about Staph.

Staph infections can reoccur, and they're HIGHLY contagious. Look closely at your favorite porno actors...look on asses and pelvic areas, especially, where Staph LOVES to rear its ugly head (no pun intended).

Why do I mention porn stars?

Staph is ALL OVER THE PLACE in porno land. Shit, I even got it. And that shit will live on your body unless it's 100% dead, so be careful. Don't go thinking that boil on your leg is the last of it. Staph lives in your skin...no one's "prone" to get a staph infection; it's just that you didn't properly medicate after your boil...meaning a STRONG antibiotic for 10 days. I've even heard of 30 day regiments for particularly nasty Staphs.

And really, really watch your personal hygene more than ever while dealing with Staph.

:Oh crap




Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
shut up idiot.

i was a ceritfied emt at one point.

ass munch.


oh i forgot,


eat a dick!


Never question a certified emt.

It takes a very special person to become a certified emt.

Most people think they are usually ex-high school janitors, but that is not true. They also are sometimes ex-employees from, "Dairy Queen."

Hey You . . . I Know You! 04-15-2006 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker
i stuck 2 hyperdermic needles in one and lanced it with a carpet knife. i ended up in the hospital 3 days later with a 105 degree fever and a white count higher than rock hudson:(

duke




Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
shut up idiot.

i was a ceritfied emt at one point.

ass munch.


oh i forgot,


eat a dick!


Maybe if you were a certified emt you wouldn't have had any infection.

Try getting an emt certification before doing anything else.

Never question a certified emt. Thems is genious!

majorbitch 04-15-2006 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

Oh for the love of God.............

Hey You . . . I Know You! 04-15-2006 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poppy
I got a gnarly staph infection when I was in the Philippines on vacation, back in 92'. I think I cut my foot on some coral, but it started out as a little pimple and then swelled like a mofo. When I landed back in the US, the thing bursted at my Grandparents house.

I would continue my battle w/ this for years and years and was on multiple antibiotics. I would have to go and get lanced and drained w/ wicks. Not fun. Staph is gnarly. My Grandma died after her triple bypass because she developed a staph infection.

The shit scares me.





Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
shut up idiot.

i was a ceritfied emt at one point.

ass munch.


oh i forgot,


eat a dick!


Next time try being a certified emt. Your luck would have been so much better!

Never question a certified emt. Thems gots da nowladge.

Spunky 04-15-2006 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED
Why oh why did I click this thread again?

You wanted to see some nasty boil pics :)

WonderWoman 04-15-2006 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
FUCK.

Just lanced this mother fucker military style. right on my left leg just above the knee on the inside of the thigh.

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can handle pain pretty damn good, but this shit was off the charts.

Right on top of a nerve bed too so the pain shot up my leg to where i couldn't walk for a few days.

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :Oh crap :Oh crap

Its draining now in a surgical wrap. Holy fuck not fun. :(


AIREKKKKKKK!!! You LANCED it. What happened to warm compresses and ibuprofen DAMMIT!

I hope that shit doesnt scar.

Feel better.

Cory W 04-15-2006 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bjjb
Dunno why but ive been susceptable to em all my life. Once had one on my dick (no kidding). Thats the one I thought was gonna fucking kill me

Me too. I thought it was an STD. It was terribly painful. I spent an hour in the bathroom.



I cried, without shame.

tony286 04-15-2006 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
nah. that shit was nasty. glad i am not a quesy person. i sterilized an exacto knife, used the popular anesthenic locally (ice), and went for it with hydrogen peroxide.
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

its over now.


i can walk again. two days will be brand new.

that shit is no joke.

one word of advice, if you see one of these mothers starting like an ingrown hair, dig that mother out.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

You dont have medical insurance? You should go to the doctor so you dont get infection.

lazzlo 04-15-2006 11:19 PM

damn airek that gross dammit

billywatson 04-15-2006 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$
I had one on my right ass cheek when I was 15 yrs old. Couldn't sit down - and I was embarASSed as hell. I thought it was a fucking BAD pimple (dumb kid).

Finally i had to tell my father who promptly laughed at me - NOT FUNNY!

:winkwink:

He went out and got some black salve, applied it to the boil, covered it with gauze and it pulled all the nasty gunk out almost over night. Fucking disgusting - but it worked and i haven't gotten one since.

http://www.herbalremedies.com/skin-boil.html

I tried that shit. Besides the awful smell, it didn't do shit. ANd you can get it at any pharmacy.

Zuzana Designs 04-15-2006 11:57 PM

ahhh i hope you get better hun ...

King Adam 04-16-2006 12:24 AM

This thread is making my heart beat too fast. I'm all nervous now. Hope your shit feels better.

EEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Barefootsies 04-16-2006 01:11 AM

I'e had them more than once. I normally get them on my shoulder for some reason. Anyways, the key it to catch them early. If you wait, it will be some of the most painful shit in the world to lance, and deal with.

As soon as you think you have one. Deal with it. Saves a lot of pain, puss, and grief.

:2 cents:

Fizzgig 04-16-2006 01:18 AM

Putting a wet band-aid on will usually work.

Vitasoy 04-16-2006 08:01 AM

talk about ouch man

Raven 04-16-2006 09:14 AM

If you're going to lance it, do you have antibiotics? You really should consider taking them.....lanced boils have a higher than usual rate of infection.....


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