Is this how most guys try to pick up girls on MySpace - GoFuckYourself.com

Shoehorn! · 04-27-2006, 11:13 AM

Keep in mind that this is a geeky white kid, not a really tan George Clooney.

"Well thanks, I try to look good for the ladiez... you know, splash on a bit of pimp juice, a bandana/dew rag,
and sarinade and parade untill I have a womons hart...

and beleave me if I could find a girl that is interested in me in my area, they would be treated like a queen. hell I make hella bucks from this buisness Im doing. Im doing wood working, ya know like building stuff from wood and shit. well just last month I made about $1600.00 take home, now I just need to find a girl that I can spend some money on. but I want some one in my area, ya know what I mean?..... well anyways, Ill chat at you later, I got some big orders to fill and I still need to go get my sister from work. well Ill see ya, and always remember to................................................ .........

Holla Back
Rodney"

Dirty F · 04-27-2006, 11:15 AM

Dude i told you not that post that man. How rude.

Dirty F · 04-27-2006, 11:17 AM

I was just joking when i wrote that people.

Donny · 04-27-2006, 11:21 AM

He's rollin' in the dough.

Shoehorn! · 04-27-2006, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck

I was just joking when i wrote that people.

No hes not.

wdsguy · 04-27-2006, 11:29 AM

alotta wiggers on myspace.

Dirty F · 04-27-2006, 11:29 AM

Im not a wigger.

Cyndalie · 04-27-2006, 11:31 AM

You he be making mad flow working the wood and the pimpin all the fly bitches y'know what I mean?

RayBonga · 04-27-2006, 11:31 AM

I have to get one of those myspace accounts, I feel like I'm missing on a lot of free pussy

pr0 · 04-27-2006, 11:38 AM

Heres the one i use....

"pale white internet wiz, SEEKING 18-19yo female pre-med student...under 120lbs, c-cup or above, doesn't listen to rap, comes from a family with money.....WILLING TO dress me when i wake up, keep the trash off my desk, & be on call to make me sammichs"

JuggernautXUG · 04-27-2006, 11:39 AM

"hart" "hell I make hella bucks from this buisness Im doing."

bitches need to be learning some proppa english yo... I means geez pop, mos blogs now have da pimp ass spellcheck feature, and if not yo you needs not worry to hard, just type up yo blog on office or sum udda word proccessin prog. and use the spell check dar brotha!

Oh, and in case anyone is wondering, I don't actually talk/type like that, just trying to mimmic his style and be sarcastic. Bus seriously, do the world a favour and use spell check.

dynastoned · 04-27-2006, 11:44 AM

unfortunately thats a perfect example of 90% of kids 14-20 years old that use myspace.

gimo33 · 04-27-2006, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

Heres the one i use....

"pale white internet wiz, SEEKING 18-19yo female pre-med student...under 120lbs, c-cup or above, doesn't listen to rap, comes from a family with money.....WILLING TO dress me when i wake up, keep the trash off my desk, & be on call to make me sammichs"

does she have to be sane? LOL

Warning Pages · 04-27-2006, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuggernautXUG

"hart" "hell I make hella bucks from this buisness Im doing."

bitches need to be learning some proppa english yo... I means geez pop, mos blogs now have da pimp ass spellcheck feature, and if not yo you needs not worry to hard, just type up yo blog on office or sum udda word proccessin prog. and use the spell check dar brotha!

Oh, and in case anyone is wondering, I don't actually talk/type like that, just trying to mimmic his style and be sarcastic. Bus seriously, do the world a favour and use spell check.

word!!!!!!

Sexsitesurfer · 04-27-2006, 11:52 AM

He sounds like a REEL PLAYA!

xxxdesign-net · 04-27-2006, 11:58 AM

link? .........

Manowar · 04-27-2006, 11:59 AM

hahahah gangsta

JuggernautXUG · 04-27-2006, 12:02 PM

trew gangstah yo

CDSmith · 04-27-2006, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

Heres the one i use....

"pale white internet wiz, SEEKING 18-19yo female pre-med student...under 120lbs, c-cup or above, doesn't listen to rap, comes from a family with money.....WILLING TO dress me when i wake up, keep the trash off my desk, & be on call to make me sammichs"

That's beautiful man. Beautiful

Get any bites?

Shoehorn! · 04-27-2006, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

Heres the one i use....

"pale white internet wiz, SEEKING 18-19yo female pre-med student...under 120lbs, c-cup or above, doesn't listen to rap, comes from a family with money.....WILLING TO dress me when i wake up, keep the trash off my desk, & be on call to make me sammichs"

candyflip · 04-27-2006, 12:14 PM

A female friend of mine wrote this...

Quote:

Sending a first email to someone you do not know? Want them to respond? Here are my oh so famous thoughts...lol

Say hello and introduce yourself

Make the email more than one sentence

Dont ask to meet the person quite yet...

Tell the reader something about yourself - just not your life story

If you want tell someone they are attractive use it in context. Maybe say things that relate to a certain photo etc. Spice it up with a "you caught my eye" something other than just saying..."You're hot"

Let the person know you actually would like a return mail. Say something like, I'm looking forward to hearing from you...etc. Just say something!

At least make an effort in spelling. We all know I am the WORST...but I at least try. If your email looks like this, delete and try again...: yo wht cha doin u hot i wold like 2 met u.... HA!!!

Any of your own thoughts to add?

pr0 · 04-27-2006, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

That's beautiful man. Beautiful

Get any bites?

I've had a few nibbles...i think its still too early in spring to land a lunker

candyflip · 04-27-2006, 12:19 PM

Oh...and you have to pass along that kids profile link.

crodj · 04-27-2006, 12:20 PM

You don't have to leave the comfort of yor own home anymore to find girls who are willing to come over and have some causal sex.

Type a few grand schematic lines to lure them,

Then you real them in.

Its phenominal.

Pornwolf · 04-27-2006, 12:23 PM

I'm sure he be mackin all the hoes in 10th grade.

marketsmart · 04-27-2006, 12:25 PM

at least he is making "hella bucks with wood" instead of selling crack and gang banging...

King Adam · 04-27-2006, 12:26 PM

I usually just send them a video of me stroking my cock.

madawgz · 04-27-2006, 12:30 PM

what a serious myspace pimp!

detoxed · 04-27-2006, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimo33

does she have to be sane? LOL

are any of them?

dissipate · 04-27-2006, 12:53 PM

Man, all the bitches want that guy, he's rollin in the dough.

Drake · 04-27-2006, 12:56 PM

on the down low

potter · 04-27-2006, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

Heres the one i use....

"pale white internet wiz, SEEKING 18-19yo female pre-med student...under 120lbs, c-cup or above, doesn't listen to rap, comes from a family with money.....WILLING TO dress me when i wake up, keep the trash off my desk, & be on call to make me sammichs"

I'm posting that as a bulletin right now..

Loryn · 04-27-2006, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Adam

I usually just send them a video of me stroking my cock.

sfera · 04-27-2006, 01:37 PM

lots of "hip gangster wannabes" out there

Shoehorn! · 04-27-2006, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sfera

lots of "hip gangster wannabes" out there

Fuck L. Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting,
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

xxxdesign-net · 04-27-2006, 01:47 PM

I couldn't get 4 average looking girls to add me to their friend list the other day... Fuck that.. Ladies nowadays aren't as courteous as you'd think

SteveAnaco · 04-27-2006, 01:54 PM

I sooooo want to be that guy.......my life sucks

04-27-2006, 02:06 PM

you don't go to girls, you let the girls come to you ;)

Screaming · 04-27-2006, 02:12 PM

I loathe myspace.

xxxdesign-net · 04-27-2006, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf

you don't go to girls, you let the girls come to you ;)

It doesn't work.. I get like 4 visits per week.. and two of them are from Ramos

Sell me your secrets bdjuf!!

Shoehorn! · 04-27-2006, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net

It doesn't work.. I get like 4 visits per week.. and two of them are from Ramos

HAHAHAHAHA.

Ramos · 04-27-2006, 07:33 PM

I am in austin texas
2 weeks before i got here i made friends with about 50 girls from austin

i went to sushi with one of them

she is cambodian

we went to kyoto sushi (google it)

we came back to my apartment (1007 s. congress ave <--google it)

i have no bed or matress just pillows and blankets

we have been flirting since day one so being alone and making a move was not hard

we had sex i came on her chest

she rubbed it all through her body..

she just left

i am at the pool (no internet service in the house)

it is only 10 ish

i got a few more hours before i catch my plane to cabo

crazy shit

juicy i love and miss you

get ready nigga

04-27-2006, 11:13 AM	#1
Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	Is this how most guys try to pick up girls on MySpace Keep in mind that this is a geeky white kid, not a really tan George Clooney. "Well thanks, I try to look good for the ladiez... you know, splash on a bit of pimp juice, a bandana/dew rag, and sarinade and parade untill I have a womons hart... and beleave me if I could find a girl that is interested in me in my area, they would be treated like a queen. hell I make hella bucks from this buisness Im doing. Im doing wood working, ya know like building stuff from wood and shit. well just last month I made about $1600.00 take home, now I just need to find a girl that I can spend some money on. but I want some one in my area, ya know what I mean?..... well anyways, Ill chat at you later, I got some big orders to fill and I still need to go get my sister from work. well Ill see ya, and always remember to................................................ ......... Holla Back Rodney" __________________

04-27-2006, 11:31 AM	#8
Cyndalie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cherry Hill, NJ Posts: 3,615	You he be making mad flow working the wood and the pimpin all the fly bitches y'know what I mean? __________________ Cyndalie Marketing Director StoriesTraffic.com

04-27-2006, 11:38 AM	#10
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Heres the one i use.... "pale white internet wiz, SEEKING 18-19yo female pre-med student...under 120lbs, c-cup or above, doesn't listen to rap, comes from a family with money.....WILLING TO dress me when i wake up, keep the trash off my desk, & be on call to make me sammichs" __________________ __________ Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

04-27-2006, 11:39 AM	#11
JuggernautXUG Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 165	"hart" "hell I make hella bucks from this buisness Im doing." bitches need to be learning some proppa english yo... I means geez pop, mos blogs now have da pimp ass spellcheck feature, and if not yo you needs not worry to hard, just type up yo blog on office or sum udda word proccessin prog. and use the spell check dar brotha! Oh, and in case anyone is wondering, I don't actually talk/type like that, just trying to mimmic his style and be sarcastic. Bus seriously, do the world a favour and use spell check. __________________ Porn-Troop

04-27-2006, 11:52 AM	#15
Sexsitesurfer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Porn land Posts: 3,157	He sounds like a REEL PLAYA! __________________ Paul DDF Productions Marketing manager Skype: Marketing.DDF ICQ: 316302313 Cell: +36 30 732 6076 [email protected]

04-27-2006, 11:15 AM	#2
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Dude i told you not that post that man. How rude.

04-27-2006, 11:17 AM	#3
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	I was just joking when i wrote that people.

04-27-2006, 11:21 AM	#4
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	He's rollin' in the dough.

04-27-2006, 11:29 AM	#6
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	alotta wiggers on myspace.

04-27-2006, 11:31 AM	#9
RayBonga too cool for highschool Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: East side, West side, Worldwide! Posts: 12,164	I have to get one of those myspace accounts, I feel like I'm missing on a lot of free pussy

04-27-2006, 11:44 AM	#12
dynastoned mmm yeah! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 5,061	unfortunately thats a perfect example of 90% of kids 14-20 years old that use myspace.

04-27-2006, 11:58 AM	#16
xxxdesign-net My hips don't lie Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 10,129	link? .........

04-27-2006, 11:59 AM	#17
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	hahahah gangsta

04-27-2006, 12:02 PM	#18
JuggernautXUG Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 165	trew gangstah yo __________________ Porn-Troop

04-27-2006, 12:19 PM	#23
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	Oh...and you have to pass along that kids profile link. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

04-27-2006, 12:20 PM	#24
crodj Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 99	Myspace is pussy heaven You don't have to leave the comfort of yor own home anymore to find girls who are willing to come over and have some causal sex. Type a few grand schematic lines to lure them, Then you real them in. Its phenominal.

04-27-2006, 12:23 PM	#25
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	I'm sure he be mackin all the hoes in 10th grade. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

04-27-2006, 12:25 PM	#26
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	at least he is making "hella bucks with wood" instead of selling crack and gang banging...

04-27-2006, 12:26 PM	#27
King Adam Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Valley of the Sun Posts: 5,408	I usually just send them a video of me stroking my cock. __________________ TWISTYSCASH.com - Proven to be One of the BEST Adult Programs Around Promote These Sites : Twistys ~ Busty Ones ~ Nicole Graves ICQ : 9 6 4 4 0 2 2 1

04-27-2006, 12:30 PM	#28
madawgz 8.8.8.8 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Noordermarkt Posts: 30,509	what a serious myspace pimp! __________________ TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

04-27-2006, 12:53 PM	#30
dissipate The Dirty Frenchman Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 8,904	Man, all the bitches want that guy, he's rollin in the dough.

04-27-2006, 12:56 PM	#31
Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	on the down low

04-27-2006, 01:37 PM	#34
sfera Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: ICQ: 248877409 Posts: 8,597	lots of "hip gangster wannabes" out there

04-27-2006, 01:47 PM	#36
xxxdesign-net My hips don't lie Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 10,129	I couldn't get 4 average looking girls to add me to their friend list the other day... Fuck that.. Ladies nowadays aren't as courteous as you'd think

04-27-2006, 01:54 PM	#37
SteveAnaco Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Washington Posts: 36	I sooooo want to be that guy.......my life sucks

04-27-2006, 02:06 PM	#38
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	you don't go to girls, you let the girls come to you ;)

04-27-2006, 02:12 PM	#39
Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	I loathe myspace. __________________

04-27-2006, 07:33 PM	#42
Ramos Custom User Title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 11,927	I am in austin texas 2 weeks before i got here i made friends with about 50 girls from austin i went to sushi with one of them she is cambodian we went to kyoto sushi (google it) we came back to my apartment (1007 s. congress ave <--google it) i have no bed or matress just pillows and blankets we have been flirting since day one so being alone and making a move was not hard we had sex i came on her chest she rubbed it all through her body.. she just left i am at the pool (no internet service in the house) it is only 10 ish i got a few more hours before i catch my plane to cabo crazy shit juicy i love and miss you get ready nigga __________________ blewit.com - Performance & Pleasure Training For Men.