Is this how most guys try to pick up girls on MySpace
 

Keep in mind that this is a geeky white kid, not a really tan George Clooney.

"Well thanks, I try to look good for the ladiez... you know, splash on a bit of pimp juice, a bandana/dew rag,
and sarinade and parade untill I have a womons hart...:)
and beleave me if I could find a girl that is interested in me in my area, they would be treated like a queen. hell I make hella bucks from this buisness Im doing. Im doing wood working, ya know like building stuff from wood and shit. well just last month I made about $1600.00 take home, now I just need to find a girl that I can spend some money on. but I want some one in my area, ya know what I mean?..... well anyways, Ill chat at you later, I got some big orders to fill and I still need to go get my sister from work. well Ill see ya, and always remember to................................................ .........

Holla Back
Rodney"

Dude i told you not that post that man. How rude.

I was just joking when i wrote that people.

He's rollin' in the dough.

No hes not.

alotta wiggers on myspace.

Im not a wigger.

You he be making mad flow working the wood and the pimpin all the fly bitches y'know what I mean?

I have to get one of those myspace accounts, I feel like I'm missing on a lot of free pussy :disgust

Heres the one i use....

"pale white internet wiz, SEEKING 18-19yo female pre-med student...under 120lbs, c-cup or above, doesn't listen to rap, comes from a family with money.....WILLING TO dress me when i wake up, keep the trash off my desk, & be on call to make me sammichs"

"hart" "hell I make hella bucks from this buisness Im doing."

bitches need to be learning some proppa english yo... I means geez pop, mos blogs now have da pimp ass spellcheck feature, and if not yo you needs not worry to hard, just type up yo blog on office or sum udda word proccessin prog. and use the spell check dar brotha!

Oh, and in case anyone is wondering, I don't actually talk/type like that, just trying to mimmic his style and be sarcastic. Bus seriously, do the world a favour and use spell check.

unfortunately thats a perfect example of 90% of kids 14-20 years old that use myspace.

does she have to be sane? LOL :1orglaugh

word!!!!!!

He sounds like a REEL PLAYA! :pimp

link? .........

hahahah gangsta

trew gangstah yo

That's beautiful man. Beautiful :thumbsup

Get any bites?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

A female friend of mine wrote this...

I've had a few nibbles...i think its still too early in spring to land a lunker :winkwink:

Oh...and you have to pass along that kids profile link.

Myspace is pussy heaven
 

You don't have to leave the comfort of yor own home anymore to find girls who are willing to come over and have some causal sex.

Type a few grand schematic lines to lure them,

Then you real them in.

Its phenominal.

I'm sure he be mackin all the hoes in 10th grade.

at least he is making "hella bucks with wood" instead of selling crack and gang banging...

I usually just send them a video of me stroking my cock.

what a serious myspace pimp!

are any of them?

Man, all the bitches want that guy, he's rollin in the dough.

on the down low

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm posting that as a bulletin right now..

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lots of "hip gangster wannabes" out there

Fuck L. Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting,
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

I couldn't get 4 average looking girls to add me to their friend list the other day... Fuck that.. Ladies nowadays aren't as courteous as you'd think :mad:

I sooooo want to be that guy.......my life sucks :1orglaugh

you don't go to girls, you let the girls come to you ;)

I loathe myspace.

It doesn't work.. I get like 4 visits per week.. and two of them are from Ramos :mad:
:mad:
Sell me your secrets bdjuf!!

HAHAHAHAHA. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I am in austin texas
2 weeks before i got here i made friends with about 50 girls from austin

i went to sushi with one of them

she is cambodian

we went to kyoto sushi (google it)

we came back to my apartment (1007 s. congress ave <--google it)

i have no bed or matress just pillows and blankets

we have been flirting since day one so being alone and making a move was not hard

we had sex i came on her chest

she rubbed it all through her body..

she just left

i am at the pool (no internet service in the house)

it is only 10 ish

i got a few more hours before i catch my plane to cabo


crazy shit


juicy i love and miss you

get ready nigga:)