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Promo Chicks · 04-26-2006, 06:08 PM

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the
air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
"In Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the
same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass
to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glass
that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Texas boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and
drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots
the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In
America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we
don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

dakota1358 · 04-26-2006, 06:28 PM

lol funny as shit

iBanker · 04-26-2006, 06:31 PM

Mwhahahahahaha

Hornydog4cooter · 04-26-2006, 06:32 PM

Thats fucked up

reynold · 04-26-2006, 07:38 PM

that was a witty thing to say

04-26-2006, 06:08 PM	#1
Promo Chicks Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: VENICE,CA. USA Posts: 470	Texas Drinking Rules..... A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice." An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glass that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either." The Texas boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." __________________ ...making a little cash, keeping our panties on.

04-26-2006, 06:28 PM	#2
dakota1358 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Baltimore,Md Posts: 2,114	lol funny as shit __________________ Carmen Cocks Rocks

04-26-2006, 06:31 PM	#3
iBanker Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego, moving to Portland. Posts: 2,758	Mwhahahahahaha __________________ www.JasonandAlex.com Christopher's ICQ: 268-843-170

04-26-2006, 06:32 PM	#4
Hornydog4cooter Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,859	Thats fucked up

04-26-2006, 07:38 PM	#5
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	that was a witty thing to say