Texas Drinking Rules.....
 

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the
air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
"In Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the
same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass
to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glass
that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Texas boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and
drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots
the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In
America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we
don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

:1orglaugh

lol funny as shit

Mwhahahahahaha

Thats fucked up :1orglaugh

that was a witty thing to say :1orglaugh