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3M TA3 · 04-23-2006, 11:04 PM

and a simple icon

PHP Code:


			
#include<STD ISD PCO.h>

#include<love.h>

#define HOT beautiful_lady



main()

{

goto college;

scanf("100%",&ladies);



if(lady hahahaha HOT)

line++;

while( !reply )

{



printf("I Love U");



scanf("100%",&reply);



}



if(reply hahahaha "SLANG")

main(); /* go back and repeat the process */



else if(reply hahahaha "SLAP ")

exit(1);



else if(reply hahahaha "I Love U")

{

lover = HOT;

love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));

}



goto restaurant;



restaurant:

{

food++;

smile++;

pay->money = lover->money;

return(college);

}



if(timehahahaha2.30)

goto cinema;



cinema:

{

watch++;

touch++ ;

if(intermission)

{

coke++;

smoke++;



}

}



if(time hahahaha6.00)

goto park;



park:

{

for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)

kiss = kiss+1;

}



free(lover);

return(home);



if(time hahahaha9.30)

goto pub;



pub:

{

friends++;

party++;

booze++;

smoke++;



if(pub.close())

{

pay->bill;

come->out;

}

}



if (highly->intoxicated)

goto friendsroom;

else

{

sweetpan++;

polo++;

goto home;

}



friendsroom:

{

goto sleep;

}



home:

{

if(mom.shouts())

{

reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday);

say->reason;

}

if(dad.shouts())

shut->yourmouth;



call->lover;

if(phone->voicehahahaha(lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice))

{

hang++;

}

else if(phone->voicehahahahalover->voice)

{

for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)

{

say->ILuvU;

scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply */

}

}

goto sleep;

}



sleep:

{

*(dream)=love;

}

}

martinsc · 04-23-2006, 11:06 PM

you have too much time on your hands...

madawgz · 04-23-2006, 11:27 PM

whoa, nice life coding skillz!

reynold · 04-24-2006, 02:26 AM

the power of boredom

woj · 04-24-2006, 03:55 AM

I hope you found this on the web somewhere...

3M TA3 · 04-24-2006, 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

I hope you found this on the web somewhere...

I did a study into the life and times of woj and this was the only way to express it without getting a syntax error

tyler. · 04-24-2006, 05:32 AM

that's funny

elitetec · 04-24-2006, 05:59 AM

nice. too bad u can`t sell that

04-23-2006, 11:04 PM	#1
3M TA3 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 2,972	Everything I need to know I can express with my computer. and a simple icon PHP Code: #include<STD ISD PCO.h> #include<love.h> #define HOT beautiful_lady main() { goto college; scanf("100%",&ladies); if(lady hahahaha HOT) line++; while( !reply ) { printf("I Love U"); scanf("100%",&reply); } if(reply hahahaha "SLANG") main(); /* go back and repeat the process / else if(reply hahahaha "SLAP ") exit(1); else if(reply hahahaha "I Love U") { lover = HOT; love = (heart)malloc(sizeof(lover)); } goto restaurant; restaurant: { food++; smile++; pay->money = lover->money; return(college); } if(timehahahaha2.30) goto cinema; cinema: { watch++; touch++ ; if(intermission) { coke++; smoke++; } } if(time hahahaha6.00) goto park; park: { for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001) kiss = kiss+1; } free(lover); return(home); if(time hahahaha9.30) goto pub; pub: { friends++; party++; booze++; smoke++; if(pub.close()) { pay->bill; come->out; } } if (highly->intoxicated) goto friendsroom; else { sweetpan++; polo++; goto home; } friendsroom: { goto sleep; } home: { if(mom.shouts()) { reason=(combinedstudy \|\| projectwork \|\| friendsbday); say->reason; } if(dad.shouts()) shut->yourmouth; call->lover; if(phone->voicehahahaha(lover_dad->voice \|\| lover_mom->voice)) { hang++; } else if(phone->voicehahahahalover->voice) { for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001) { say->ILuvU; scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply / } } goto sleep; } sleep: { (dream)=love; } } __________________ Dedicated and colo hosting: ICQ 291313057 "A problem cannot be solved from the same consciousness that created it. We must learn to see the world anew." - Albert Einstein Last edited by 3M TA3; 04-23-2006 at 11:05 PM..

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04-24-2006, 03:55 AM	#5
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04-24-2006, 02:26 AM	#4
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